Couch Hot Dog

Top Song in August 2013[INTRO]  
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 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey
 [Verse 1]
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 If you hungry  I got a treat for you
 It's from the sofa So what you gonna do
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 Maybe I'll starve to death  If I eat it I'll go blind                   
   Maybe I'm out of my mind
 [Pre-Chorus]
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 It's from a Christmas past,  and tales of yesteryear
 It's just a hot dog, so what you got to fear
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  Just take a little bit
  You wont need to vomit
  It's got 800 comments
 That's why I'm gon' take a 
 [Chorus]
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 Hot dog 
 It's from the sofa
  It's not meat loafa
  It's made from gofa
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  It's a hot dog
  It just a wiener
  That lost it's sheener
  And's a little greener
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  You hate this hot dog
  It's kinda scary
  It's kinda hairy
  Not kinda VERY
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  But it's a hot dog
  It's good to eat it
  You just can't beat it
  Go ahead get at meat
 [Verse 2]
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 You say it ain't food no more
  But was it really food before?
  What's the FDA for?
 Vintage dogs upholstered in place
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  A taste that's so true
 Hey, hey, hey 
 It's not like duck stew
 Hey, hey, hey 
 What rhymes with duck stew?
 Hey, hey, hey
 [Pre-chorus:]
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 This family's kind of weird,  they made me write this song
 It's what the children feared, but I can do no wrong
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  This song goin down hill now
 Hey, hey, hey 
 This could get insulting
 Hey, hey, hey 
 It ain't nobody's faulting
 Hey, hey, hey
 [Chorus:]
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 That's why we're singing bout a couch dog
  Topics departed
  Look what we've started
  Think Tracy farted
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  It's a couch dog
  I added ketchup
  Still tastes like plastic
  This song's a classic
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  You hate this hot dog
 I know you want it 
 You hate this hot dog
 I know you want it
 Its growing mold
 I know you want it
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 But it's a hot dog 
 Mysterious meat
 Tastes more like stank feet
 Go ahead and try me
 [Verse 3:]
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 One thing I ask of you 
 Don't get anywhere near me with that nasty food
  It's black and blue, and halfway chewed
 For a couch hot dog, that's nearly new.
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  If you're making s'mores then make me two
  Throw a Rollo in the middle, it's something good
  Fish party is laughable
 But I could use a bit of neon green
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  Watch your back, 'cause I'ma throw it and make a scene
  We could take a paddle boat, try to do a lap
  Try to see if it'll float when we're piled up
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  And I    Am not     Above the love of a Jello shot
  And I couldn't think of any words
  That would finish up this verse
  It's absurd
 So back to you, Mike
 [Bridge]
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 Shake your rump , get down, get up
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 Eat it like it hurt, like it hurt
 What you doing like word
 [Pre-Chorus]
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 Baby can you breathe? It's smells like stanky bratwurst
 But hey the food is free If your appendix don't burst
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  That wieners so inviting
 Hey, hey, hey 
 Why the heck we even fighting?
 Hey, hey, hey 
 We used to camp at Brighton
 [Chorus:]
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 That's why I wanted a couch dog
  It's from the sofa
  It's not meat loafa
  It's made from gofa
          D
  It's a hot dog
  It just a wiener
  That lost it's sheener
  And's a little greener
              G
  You hate this hot dog
  It's kinda scary
  It's kinda hairy
  Not kinda VERY
              D
  But it's a hot dog
  It's good to eat it
  You just can't beat it
  Go ahead get at meat
 [Outro]
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 Everybody get up
 Everybody get up
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 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey