Foil

"Foil"
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 I never seem to finish all my food
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 I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
           Bb
 So I just keep what's still unchewed
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 And I take it home, save it for later
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 But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
 Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation
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 I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
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 I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
 Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
 Ab                         Eb
 I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
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 With aluminum foil (foil)
 Never settle for less
              Ab
 That kind of wrap is just the best
              Eb
 To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
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 Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
 Eat it when you're ready
                  Ab
 But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
 Eb
   A refreshing herbal tea
 Mmm, lovely!
        Bb
 Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
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 I've figured out these shadow organizations
           Bb
 And the Illuminati know
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 That they're finally primed for world domination
                       Bb
 And soon you've got black helicopters come across the border
 Puppet masters for the New World Order
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 Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
                          Bb
 And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
 Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
 Ab                         Eb
 Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
           Bb
 From aluminum foil (foil)
 Wear a hat that's foil lined
            Ab
 In case an alien's inclined
               Eb
 To probe your butt or read your mind
               Bb
 Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
 Seems a little crazy
                  Ab
 But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
 Eb
   There's a big conspiracy