[Intro]
Dm C F Bb
[Verse 1]
Dm C F Bb
I thought that I've complained before,
Dm C F Bb
But this year I'm complaining so much more
Dm C F Bb
I've only been here for two nights
Dm C F Bb
And I think I've got a thousand skeeter bites
[Chorus]
Bb C
And my site's a little too far from the wata,
Dm Bb
And there aren't as many trees here as there oughta be,
C
And I ate some krispy treats made by my brother
Dm
Move on
Dm C
You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
F
I'm baking, Whining bout my family
Bb Dm C
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
Dm Bb
Me and all my fishes
Dm
I'm tripping tent stakes,
C F
I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
Bb Dm C
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
F Bb
Me and all my fishes
[Verse 2]
Dm C F Bb
There's oh so many I can blame
Dm C F Bb
But honestly who asked for all this rain
Dm C F Bb
Pinata swatted me right back
Dm C
Now I've gotta sing this solo
F Bb
Bbause Katie's got too much yolo
[Chorus]
Bb C
And I heard that there's a problem with the faucet
Dm Bb
And my marshmallow melted in the fire
Bb C
And some story about our grandpa in a closet?
Dm
Move on
Dm C
Some history, Grandpa George was packing,
F
G stakeout Ethel tried for take out
Bb Dm C
But don't you take Aunt Mary's dishes,
F Bb
Or you'll be getting stitches
Dm C
We sang about couch weenies
F
And now a shooting at the Feeney's
Bb Dm C
But I'm still having campfire wishes
F Bb
Me and all my fishes
[Instrumental]
Dm C F Bb
[Bridge]
Dm
Post the facebook feet,
C
but then Lisa might get angry.
F
Post the facebook feet,
Bb
bumpity bump bump.
Dm
Post the facebook feet,
C
but then Lisa might get angry.
F
Post the facebook feet,
Bb
bumpity bump bump.
Dm
Post the facebook feet,
C
but then Lisa might get angry.
F
Post the facebook feet,
Bb
bumpity bump bump.
Dm
Post the facebook feet,
C
but then Lisa might get angry.
F
Lisa might get angry.
[Chorus]
Dm C
You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
F
I'm baking, Whining bout my family
Bb Dm C
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
F Bb
Me and all my fishes
Dm C
I'm tripping over tent stakes,
F
I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
Bb Dm C
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
F Bb
Me and all my fishes
[Outro] (single strum on chords)
C
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
Bb
Me and all my fishes
C
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
Bb
Me and all my fishes
Tweet It
[Verse]
Dm C
They said, "Hey don't you sing political songs Dm
This is a family camp
C
And that would just be wrong
Bb C
But I'm a bad listener and this song is just for fun
Dm
So tweet it
C
Just tweet it
Dm
G football player
C
Wants to kneel while you stand
Dm
Your friends in Charlosttesville C
say you should make demands
Bb
They wanna see tough
C
Better do what you can
Dm
So tweet it
C
When the press makes you mad
[Chorus]
Dm
Just tweet (tweet it)
C
Tweet it (tweet it)
Dm C
Show em you're a stable genius
Dm C
Facts aren't important for winning the fight Dm C
It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
Dm
Just tweet it
C
Just tweet it
Dm
Just tweet it
C
Just tweet it
[Verse]
Dm
They're out to get you
C
It's your FBI friends
Dm
Don't wanna make a big mess
C
In your best Depends
Bb
Just make something up
C
about 13 angry Dems
Dm
And tweet it
C
Just tweet it
Dm C
Robert DeNiro said a really mean thing
Dm
You're giant fragile ego
C
makes your ears go ring
Bb C
But you know Uncle Vladdy makes your coffers go cha-ching
Dm
So tweet it
C
When the press makes you mad
[Chorus]
Dm
Just tweet (tweet it)
C
Tweet it (tweet it)
Dm C
Show em you're a stable genius
Dm C
Facts aren't important for winning the fight
Dm C
It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
Dm
Just tweet it
C
Just tweet it
Dm
Just tweet it
C
Just tweet it
Couch Hot Dog
Top Song in August 2013[INTRO]
G
D
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
[Verse 1]
G
If you hungry I got a treat for you
It's from the sofa So what you gonna do
D
Maybe I'll starve to death If I eat it I'll go blind
Maybe I'm out of my mind
[Pre-Chorus]
G
It's from a Christmas past, and tales of yesteryear
It's just a hot dog, so what you got to fear
D
Just take a little bit
You wont need to vomit
It's got 800 comments
That's why I'm gon' take a
[Chorus]
G
Hot dog
It's from the sofa
It's not meat loafa
It's made from gofa
D
It's a hot dog
It just a wiener
That lost it's sheener
And's a little greener
G
You hate this hot dog
It's kinda scary
It's kinda hairy
Not kinda VERY
D
But it's a hot dog
It's good to eat it
You just can't beat it
Go ahead get at meat
[Verse 2]
G
You say it ain't food no more
But was it really food before?
What's the FDA for?
Vintage dogs upholstered in place
D
A taste that's so true
Hey, hey, hey
It's not like duck stew
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with duck stew?
Hey, hey, hey
[Pre-chorus:]
G
This family's kind of weird, they made me write this song
It's what the children feared, but I can do no wrong
G
This song goin down hill now
Hey, hey, hey
This could get insulting
Hey, hey, hey
It ain't nobody's faulting
Hey, hey, hey
[Chorus:]
G
That's why we're singing bout a couch dog
Topics departed
Look what we've started
Think Tracy farted
D
It's a couch dog
I added ketchup
Still tastes like plastic
This song's a classic
G
You hate this hot dog
I know you want it
You hate this hot dog
I know you want it
Its growing mold
I know you want it
D
But it's a hot dog
Mysterious meat
Tastes more like stank feet
Go ahead and try me
[Verse 3:]
G
One thing I ask of you
Don't get anywhere near me with that nasty food
It's black and blue, and halfway chewed
For a couch hot dog, that's nearly new.
D
If you're making s'mores then make me two
Throw a Rollo in the middle, it's something good
Fish party is laughable
But I could use a bit of neon green
G
Watch your back, 'cause I'ma throw it and make a scene
We could take a paddle boat, try to do a lap
Try to see if it'll float when we're piled up
D
And I Am not Above the love of a Jello shot
And I couldn't think of any words
That would finish up this verse
It's absurd
So back to you, Mike
[Bridge]
G
Shake your rump , get down, get up
D
Eat it like it hurt, like it hurt
What you doing like word
[Pre-Chorus]
G
Baby can you breathe? It's smells like stanky bratwurst
But hey the food is free If your appendix don't burst
D
That wieners so inviting
Hey, hey, hey
Why the heck we even fighting?
Hey, hey, hey
We used to camp at Brighton
[Chorus:]
G
That's why I wanted a couch dog
It's from the sofa
It's not meat loafa
It's made from gofa
D
It's a hot dog
It just a wiener
That lost it's sheener
And's a little greener
G
You hate this hot dog
It's kinda scary
It's kinda hairy
Not kinda VERY
D
But it's a hot dog
It's good to eat it
You just can't beat it
Go ahead get at meat
[Outro]
G
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
D
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
This Camp
[Verse 1]
F
Waking up to neck pain from sleeping in tents
Dm7
Even hanging out with folks who voted Trump/Pence
Bbadd9
It’s hard
F
Yesterday was too hot, today is too damp
Dm7
It's funny how things never change in this Codd Camp
Bbadd9 C
So far from the bars
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm7 C
And it's all about the simple things
F C/E Dm7
Like glowstick wars and neon green and red cups around
Gm7 C
And all the many songs to sing
F F/E Dm7
From when we were the children playing at every campground
Bb
And now I'm back with you now
[Chorus]
Dm7
If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Bbadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
F
Over and over with friends and fam
Dm C F Bbadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Dm7 C F
Mmm-mm-mm
[Verse 2]
F
Each football game we play will end in a tie
Dm
And if the coals are too hot you'll burn your pizza pie
Bbadd9
It’s so hard
C
So hard
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm7 C
And it's all about the stranger things
F F/E Dm7
Like ranger traps and Ranger Pats and mannequins we found
Gm7 C
And all the many songs to sing
F F/E Dm7
From when we were the children playing at every campground
Bbadd9
And now I'm back with you now
[Chorus]
Dm7
If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Bbadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
F
Over and over with friends and fam
Dm C F Bbadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
F
You still call it rustic with your new microwave
Dm7
And the DNR comes from a far they say to behave
Bbadd9
Over and over the only truth
Dm7 C F Bbadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Dm7 C F
Mmm-mm-mm
[Bridge]
Dm7 F/E
And the stars in the sky
F
They make me ask why
Bbadd9
I'd ever leave here
[Chorus]
Dm7
Cause if the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Bbadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
F
Over and over with friends and fam
Dm7 C F Bbadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
F
You still call it rustic with your satellite dish
Dm7
And seriously whats with this obsession with fish?
[Outro]
Bbadd9
Over and over with friends and fam
Dm7 C F Bbadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Dm7 C F
Mmm-mm-mm
Dm7 C F Bbadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Dm7 C F
Mmm-mm-mm
Codd Camp Funk
[Verse 1]
Gm C
This fire ain't ice cold It's a campfire that's hot y'kno
Gm
This one's for them good Codds
C
Them bad Codds Straight family
Gm
Pining Whining
C
Campin away from the city
Gm
Got tent poles with rusty holes
C
And some weather That's so pretty
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
C
Call the ranger to the fire man
Gm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
C
Heard that Lee Scherwitz just retired man
Gm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
C
Say breakfast shots and you know where I am
Gm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
C
And the red cups fill with that honey
Break it down
[Chorus]
Gm
Family singing hallelujah
Gm
Paddle boats sinkin hallelujah
Gm
What were we thinking hallelujah
Bb
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
Bb
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
Bb
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
C
Saturday night and we gonna jam
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe just camp Come on!
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe just camp
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Verse 2]
Gm
Stop
Wait a minute
C
Sing that song with titanic in it
Duck duck goose,
Gm
I saw a bear
C
Volleyball, grab a chair!
Gm C
Ride to Brighton, Waterloo Laingsburg Michiganny
Gm
If we show up, We might get kicked out
C
Cause we got jello shots and boozed up rice krispies
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Gm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
C
Call the ranger to the fire man
Gm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
C
Heard that Lee Scherwitz just retired man
Gm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
C
Say breakfast shots and you know where
Gm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
C
And the red cups fill with that honey
Break it down
[Chorus]
Gm
Glowstick wars hallelujah
Gm
Shooting stars hallelujah
Gm
Moonshine jars hallelujah
Bb
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
Bb
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
Bb
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
C
Saturday night and we gonna jam
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe just camp Come on!
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe just camp
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Bridge]
Gm C Gm
Before we leave
C
I'm a tell y'all a lil' something
Gm C
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Gm C
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Gm Gm C
I said Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Gm C
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Gm
Safety dance, Jump on it
C
If you family then flaunt it
Gm
Fingers freaky Then own it
C
Don't brag about, just potluck
Gm
Safety dance, Jump on it
C
If you family then flaunt it
Gm
Well it's Saturday night and we gonna jam
C
Don't believe just camp
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe just camp
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe just camp
[Part-Chorus]
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Gm
Don't believe just camp
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Outro]
Gm C
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Gm C
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Gm Gm C
I said Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Gm C
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Uptown Funk
[Verse 1]
Gm C
This hit ,That ice cold Michelle Pfeiffer, That white gold
Gm
This one, for them hood girls
C
Them good girls,Straight masterpieces
Gm
Stylin', while in
C
Livin' it up in the city
Gm
Got Tux on with Saint Laurent
C
Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
C
Called a police and a fireman
Gm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
C
Make a dragon wanna retire man
Gm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
C
Say my name you know who I am
Gm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
C
Dm I bad 'bout that money
Break it down
[Chorus]
Gm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
Gm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
Gm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
Bb
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
Bb
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
Bb
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
C
Saturday night and we in the spot
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe me just watch
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Verse 2]
Gm
Stop
Wait a minute
C
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Take a sip,
Gm
sign a check
C
Julio! Get the stretch!
Gm C
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi
Gm
If we show up, we gon' show out
C
Smoother than a fresh dry skippy
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Gm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
C
Called a police and a fireman
Gm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
C
Make a dragon wanna retire man
Gm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
C
Say my name you know who I am
Gm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
C
Dm I bad 'bout that money
Break it down
[Chorus]
Gm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
Gm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
Gm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
Bb
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
Bb
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
Bb
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
C
Saturday night and we in the spot
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe me just watch
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Bridge]
Gm C Gm
Before we leave
C
I'm a tell y'all a lil' something
Gm C
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Gm C
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Gm Gm C
I said Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Gm C
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Gm
Come on, dance Jump on it
C
If you sexy than flaunt it
Gm
If you freaky than own it
C
Don't brag about it, come show me
Gm
Come on, dance Jump on it
C
If you sexy than flaunt it
Gm
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
C
Don't believe me just watch
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Gm C Gm C
Don't believe me just watch
[Part-Chorus]
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Gm
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Outro]
Gm C
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Gm C
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Gm Gm C
I said Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Gm C
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Royals
[Verse 1]
C
I've never seen a diamond in the flesh
Bb F
I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies
C Bb
And I'm not proud of my address - in the torn up town
F
No postcode envy
[Chorus]
C
But every song's like: gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ballgowns, trashin' the hotel room
Bb F
We don't care - we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams
C
But everybody's like Cristal, Mayback, diamonds on your timepiece
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
Bb F
We don't care - we aren't caught up in your love affair
C
And we'll never be royals - It don't run in our blood
Bb
That kind of lux just ain't for us
F
We crave a different kind of buzz
C
Let me be your ruler - you can call me Queen Bee
Bb
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule
F C
Let me live that fantasy
[Verse 2]
C
My friends and I we've cracked the code
Bb F
We count our dollars on the train to the party
C Bb
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this
F
We didn't come from money
[Chorus]
C
But every song's like: gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ballgowns, trashin' the hotel room
Bb F
We don't care - we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams
C
But everybody's like Cristal, Mayback, diamonds on your timepiece
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
Bb F
We don't care - we aren't caught up in your love affair
C
And we'll never be royals - It don't run in our blood
Bb
That kind of lux just ain't for us
F
We crave a different kind of buzz
C
Let me be your ruler - you can call me Queen Bee
Bb
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule
F C
Let me live that fantasy
C
oh ooh oh ohh
Bb
We're bigger than we ever dreamed
F
And I'm in love with being queen
C
oh ooh oh ohh
Bb
Life's a game without a care
F
We aren't caught up in your love affair
C
And we'll never be royals - It don't run in our blood
Bb
That kind of lux just ain't for us
F
We crave a different kind of buzz
C
Let me be your ruler - you can call me Queen Bee
Bb
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule
F C
Let me live that fantasy
Mrs Robinson
[Intro]
D
Di di-di-di di di di-di di di di-di di
G
Doo doo-doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo
C F Bb F/A Gm D C
Di-di-di-di di di di-di-di di di-di di
[Chorus]
C F Dm
And here's to you Mrs. Robinson
F Dm Bb Bb/A Gm7 Gm7/F C
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
C F Dm
God bless you please Mrs. Robinson
F Dm Bb Gm
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
D
Hey hey hey
[Verse 1]
D D7
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
G G7
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
C F Bb F/A Gm
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
D C
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
[Chorus]
C F Dm
And here's to you Mrs. Robinson
F Dm Bb Bb/A Gm7 Gm7/F C
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
C F Dm
God bless you please Mrs. Robinson
F Dm Bb Gm
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
D
Hey hey hey
[Verse 2]
D D7
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
G G7
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
C F Bb F/A Gm
It's a little secret just the Robinsons' affair
D C
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids
[Chorus]
C F Dm
Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson
F Dm Bb Bb/A Gm7 Gm7/F C
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
C F Dm
God bless you please Mrs. Robinson
F Dm Bb Gm
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
D
Hey hey hey
[Verse 3]
D D7
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
G G7
Going to the candidates debate
C F Bb F/A Gm
Laugh about it shout about it when you've got to choose
D C
Any way you look at it you lose
[Chorus]
C F Dm
Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio
F Dm Bb Bb/A Gm7 Gm7/F C
G nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo
C F Dm
What's that you say Mrs. Robinson
F Dm Bb Gm D
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away, hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Mr Jones
[Intro]
Dm Bb Gm C
Sha la la la la la la
Dm Bb C C
uh huh…
[Verse 1]
Dm Bb Gm C
I was down at the New Dmsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl
Dm Bb C
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer
Dm Bb Gm C
She dances while his father plays guitar. She's suddenly beautiful
Dm Bb C
We all want something beautiful, I wish I was beautiful
Dm Bb
So come dance this silence down through the morning
Gm C Dm Bb C
Sha la la la la la la la yeah uh huh…
Dm Bb Gm C
Cut up, Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances
Dm Bb C
Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
Dm Bb Gm C
Believe in me. Help me believe in anything
Dm Bb C
'Cause I want to be someone who believes
[Chorus 1]
F Bb C
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
F Bb
Stare at the beautiful women
C
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
F Bb C
Smiling in the bright lights, coming through in stereo
F Bb C
When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely
[Verse 2]
Dm Bb Gm C
I will paint my picture. Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray
Dm Bb C
All of the beautiful colors are very, very meaningful
Dm Bb Gm C
(you know) Gray is my favorite color I felt so symbolic yesterday
Dm Bb C
If I knew Picasso I would buy myself a gray guitar and play
[Chorus 2]
F Bb C
Mr. Jones and me look into the future
F Bb
Stare at the beautiful women
C
"She's looking at you. Uh, I don't think so. She's looking at me."
F Bb C
Standing in the spotlight I bought myself a gray guitar
F Bb C Dm
When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely
[Bridge]
Dm Bbmaj7
I will never be lonely
Dm C
I will never gonna be lonely
[Verse 3]
Dm Bb
I want to be a lion. Everybody wants to pass as cats
Dm C
We All want to be big, big stars, but we got different reasons for that.
Dm Bb
Believe in me because I don't believe in anything
Dm C
And I want to be someone to believe, to believe, to believe.
[Chorus 3]
F Bb C
Mr. Jones and me stumbling through the barrio
F Bb
Yeah we stare at the beautiful women
C
"She's perfect for you, man, there's got to be somebody for me."
F Bb
I want to be Bob Dylan
C
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
F Bb C
When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be.
F Bb C
Mr. Jones and me staring at the video
F Bb C
When I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me.
F Bb C
We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why, and we don't know how.
F Bb C
But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as I can be.
F Bb C
Mr. Jones and me, we're gonna be big stars…..
Total Eclipse of the Heart
[Verse 1]
Am G
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit lonely, and you're never coming round
Am G
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
C Bb
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all
the years have gone by
C Bb
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
Eb Ab
(Turn around, Bright eyes) Every now and the I fall apart
Eb Ab G
(Turn around, Bright eyes) Every now and the I fall apart
[Chorus]
Em C D G
And I need you now, tonight, and I need you more than ever
Em C D G
And if you only hold me tight we'll be holding on forever
Em C D
And we'll only be making it right 'cause we'll never be wrong
C D
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Em A
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
G D
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
Em A
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
G D/F# G C
I really need you tonight, forever's gonna start tonight
D
Forever's gonna start tonight
G Em Bm C C/D
Once upon a time I was falling in love but now I'm only falling apart
Am D G Em C D
There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart
G Em Bm C C/D
Once upon a time there was light in my life but now there's only love in the dark
Am D G Em C D G
Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart
[Instrumental]
Am G Am G
C Bb C Bb
[Verse 2]
Eb Ab
(Turn around, Bright eyes) Every now and the I fall apart
Eb Ab G
(Turn around, Bright eyes) Every now and the I fall apart
[Chorus]
Em C D G
And I need you now, tonight, and I need you more than ever
Em C D G
And if you only hold me tight we'll be holding on forever
Em C D
And we'll only be making it right 'cause we'll never be wrong
C D
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Em A
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
G D
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
Em A
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
G D/F# G C
I really need you tonight, forever's gonna start tonight
D
Forever's gonna start tonight
[Outro]
G Em Bm C C/D
Once upon a time I was falling in love but now I'm only falling apart
Am D G Em C D
Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart
D G Em C D G
A total eclipse of the heart (Ad lib)