-Chorus-
D G D G
Oh Dear, what can the matter be?
D G A
Seven old ladies got locked in the lavatory!
D G D G
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
D G A
Nobody knew they were there
Em
la la la
-Verse 1-
D G C G D
Well the first old lady, was old Mrs. Humphry
G C G D
She only went in to make herself comfy
G C G D
But when she went to leave she couldn't get her bum free
G C G
Cause nobody knew she was there
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-Verse 2-
D G C G D
Well the next one in line was old Mrs. Draper
G C G D
She went in but couldn't find the paper
G C (No Chord)
So she used a brick layers scraper
G C G
And nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 3-
D G C G D
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn
G C G D
She only went in on a personal whim
G C (No Chord)
Somehow she got stuck between the bowl and the rim
G C G
Cause nobody knew she was there
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-Verse 4-
D G C G D
Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur
G C G D
She needed to go, to the washroom she darted
G C (No Chord)
She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)
G C G
And nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 5-
D G C G D
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Schuster
G C (No Chord)
She sat on the handle and thought someone goosed her
G C (No Chord)
Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"
G C G
Nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 6-
D G C G D
Well the last old lady was old Mrs. Mason
G C G D
Well she had to go so she used a basin
G C G D
That was the water that I washed my face in
G C G
Nobody knew she was there