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Oh Dear, what can the matter be? D G A Seven old ladies got locked in the lavatory! D G D G They were there from Sunday to Saturday D G A
Nobody knew they were there Em la la la -Verse 1- D G C G D Well the first old lady, was old Mrs. Humphry G C G D
She only went in to make herself comfy G C G D
But when she went to leave she couldn't get her bum free G C G
Cause nobody knew she was there -Chorus- -Verse 2- D G C G D Well the next one in line was old Mrs. Draper G C G D She went in but couldn't find the paper G C (No Chord) So she used a brick layers scraper G C G And nobody knew she was there -Chorus- -Verse 3- D G C G D Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn G C G D She only went in on a personal whim G C (No Chord) Somehow she got stuck between the bowl and the rim G C G Cause nobody knew she was there -Chorus-
-Verse 4- D G C G D Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur G C G D She needed to go, to the washroom she darted G C (No Chord) She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence) G C G And nobody knew she was there -Chorus- -Verse 5- D G C G D Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Schuster G C (No Chord) She sat on the handle and thought someone goosed her G C (No Chord) Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to" G C G Nobody knew she was there -Chorus- -Verse 6- D G C G D Well the last old lady was old Mrs. Mason G C G D
Well she had to go so she used a basin G C G D That was the water that I washed my face in G C G Nobody knew she was there
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