G
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.
D7
But I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
G
Perhaps she'll die.
G
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
D7
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
G
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
D7
But I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
G
Perhaps she'll die.
...bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
...cat.
Imagine that to swallow a cat!
...dog.
What a hog to swallow a dog!
...goat.
Just openned her throat and swallowed a goat!
...cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
...horse.
She died of course. 
The proper way to eat a cinnamon roll is to just bite into it