G C
we are the pirates who don't do anything
G D
we just stay at home, and lie around
G C
and if you ask us, to do anything
D G
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
G
well I've never been to Greenland
C
and I've never been to Denver
G D
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
G
and I've never been to Moscow
C
and I've never been to Tampa
G D
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
G C
we are the pirates who don't do anything
G D
we just stay at home, and lie around
G C
and if you ask us, to do anything
D G
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
G
and I've never hoist the main sail
C
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
G D
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
G
and I've never walked the gang plank
C
and I've never owned a parrot.
G D
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
G C
we are the pirates who don't do anything
G D
we just stay at home, and lie around
G C
and if you ask us, to do anything
D G
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
G
I've never plucked a rooster
C
and I am not too good at ping-pong
G
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
G
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
C
and I've never gotten head lice
G D
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
G
and I've never licked a spark-plug
C
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
G D
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
G
and I've never bathed in yogurt
C
and I don't look good in leggings
G D
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Chorus X2
The proper way to eat a cinnamon roll is to just bite into it