Author: jeob

Intro: (Mandolin/Double Bass)

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Em

Verse 1:

Em               D               Em                G  B7
 My mama was the cold north wind, my daddy was the so-n,
Em                        D
 Of a rail road man, from west of Hell,
          C            Bm   Em
Where the trains don't even run.

Bridge 1:

      G                      Em
Never heard the whistle of a South-bound freight,
       G                       B7
Or the singing of it's drivin' wheel... no I...

Chorus 1:

Em            D         Em            G
 Never did no wanderin', never did no wanderin'.
Em            B7              Em
 Never did no wanderin' after all.

Verse 2:

Em                           D
 They say the highway's just one big road,
       Em                G   B7
And it goes from here to the-re.
         Em              D
And they say you carry a heavy load,
            C                Bm        Em
When you're rollin' down the line some-where.

Bridge 2:

      G                     Em
Never seen the dance of the telephone poles,
   G                B7
As they go whizzin' by... no I...

Chorus 2:

Em            D         Em            G
 Never did no wanderin', never did no wanderin'.
Em            B7              Em
 Never did no wanderin' after all.

Break:

Am                       (Em)
 Never did no wanderin'... high.

    Em
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Am                        (B7)
 Never did no wanderin'... low.

    B7
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Interlude:

Em

Verse 3:

      Em                D
Now a sailors life is a life for him,
       Em            G  B7
But it never was for me-e.
         Em                     D
And I've never soared where the hawk may soar,
   C             Bm         Em
Or seen what the hawk might see.

Bridge 3:

      G                    Em
Never hiked to heaven on a mountain trail,
      G                   B7
Never rolled on a river's rage... no I...

Chorus 3:

Em            D         Em            G
 Never did no wanderin', never did no wanderin'.
Em            B7              Em
 Never did no wanderin' after all.

Outro:

Em            B7              E
 Never did no wanderin' after all...

[Verse 1]
                D                   E               A
 Max: There are times you drive me, shall we say, bananas.
          D                E              A
 And your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.
 N.C.
 Goofy: None taken.
 
                C#m           F#m
 Max: Still whatever mess I land in,
         C#m           F#m
 Who was always understandin'?
 Bm     A        E
 Nobody else but you.
 
 
 [Verse 2]
                  D            E              A
 Goofy: Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewilderin'.
           D             E             A
 And your values may be, so to speak, askew!
 N.C.
 Max: Gesundheit! Goofy: Thanks!
 
        C#m              F#m
 Who deserves a hero's trophy,
        C#m              F#m
 As we face each cat-a-strophy?
 Bm      A        E
 Nobody else but you.
 
 
 [Chorus 1]
 D      C#m       F#m
 Nobody else but you,
       C#m       F#m         Bb       A
 It's just our luck, we're stuck together.
 D      C#m       F#m
 Nobody else but you,
 Bm         C#m
 Is crazy enough
       D                  E
 To believe we'll come through…
 
 
 [Verse 3]
               D                    E             A
 Max: So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric!
                 D                  E            A
 Goofy: And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo!
                 C#m              F#m
 Both: But when life becomes distressin',
         C#m        F#m
 Who will I be S.O.S'n?
                 Bm                                C#m7
 Max: If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue…
 
           D           E
 Though he seems intoxicated,
            A        F#m
 He's just highly animated!
           Bm         C#m
 And he's nobody else,
 But…
 
 
 [Chorus 2]
 D     C#m       F#m
 Nobody else but you!
        C#m      F#m     Bb        A
 We've turned into, a true blue duo!
 D                 C#m    F#m
 Hard times, we've had a few…
 
                     Bm           C#m
 Goofy: Like we're thrown in the drink…
                  D            E
 Max: Like we're tossed outta town…
               C#m           D
 Both: But when I start to sink,
           E         F#
 Hey, I'd rather go down…
       Bm        D
 With nobody else, but…
 Bm  E   A
 Y - O - U!

E
 
 Duloc Citizens:
         A                E7      A
 Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town
                                E7       A
 Here we have some rules let us lay them down;
                           E7                        A
 Don’t make waves, stay in line, and we’ll get along fine
            E7      A  
 Duloc is a perfect place
                        E7
 Please keep off of the grass,
 
 Shine your shoes, wipe your face
 A     E7  A     E7  A          E7      A
 Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place
 

[Verse 1]
 A
 I was working in the lab late one night,
         F#m
 When my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
        D
 For my monster from his slab began to rise,
     E
 And suddenly to my surprise.
 
 [Chorus]
            A
 He did the mash, he did the monster mash.
             F#m
 The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.
            D
 He did the mash, it caught on in a flash.
            E
 He did the mash, he did the monster mash.
 
 [Verse 2]
 From my laboratory in the castle east,
 To the master bedroom where the vampires feast. 
 The ghouls all came from their humble abodes, 
 To catch a jolt from my electrodes.
 
 [Chorus]
            A
 He did the mash, he did the monster mash.
             F#m
 The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.
            D
 He did the mash, it caught on in a flash.
            E
 He did the mash, he did the monster mash.
 
 [Chorus 2]
     D                            E
 The zombies were having fun..The party had just begun.
     D                         E
 The guests included Wolf Man..Dracula and his son. 
 
 [Verse 3]
 The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds, 
 Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds. 
 The Coffin-Bangers were about to arrive,
 With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five." 
 
 [Chorus]
            A
 He did the mash, he did the monster mash.
             F#m
 The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.
            D
 He did the mash, it caught on in a flash.
            E
 He did the mash, he did the monster mash.
 
 [Verse 4]
 Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring.
 Seems he was troubled by just one thing.
 He opened the lid and shook his fist,
 And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvanian Twist?" 
 
 [Chorus]
              A
 It's now the mash..It's now the monster mash.
             F#m
 The monster mash..and it's a graveyard smash.
              D
 It's now the mash..It caught on in a flash.
              E
 It's now the mash..It's now the monster mash.
 
 [Verse 5]
 Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band,
 And my monster mash is the hit of the land. 
 For you, the living, this mash was meant too, 
 When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you.
 
 [Chorus] X2
              A
 Then you can mash..then you can monster mash.
             F#m
 The monster mash..And do my graveyard smash.
              D
 Then you can mash..You'll catch on in a flash,
              E
 Then you can mash..Then you can monster mash.