Yellow Submarine

[Verse]

G D C G
In the town where I was born
Em Am C D
Lived a man who sailed to sea
G D C G
And he told us of his life
Em Am C D
In the land of submarines

G D C G
So we sailed up to the sun
Em Am C D
Till we found the sea of green
G D C G
And we lived beneath the waves
Em Am C D
In our yellow submarine


[Chorus]

G D
We all live in a yellow submarine
D G
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
G D
We all live in a yellow submarine
D G
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine


[Verse]

G D C G
And our friends are all on board
Em Am C D
Many more of them live next door
G D C G
And the band begins to play

Em Am C D


[Chorus]

G D
We all live in a yellow submarine
D G
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
G D
We all live in a yellow submarine
D G
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine


[Instrumental] (Verse chords)

G D C G Em Em Am C D
G D C G Em Em Am C D


[Verse]

G D C G
As we live a life of ease
Em Am C D
Everyone of us has all we need
G D C G
Sky of blue and sea of green
Em Am C D
In our yellow submarine


[Chorus]

G D
We all live in a yellow submarine
D G
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
G D
We all live in a yellow submarine
D G
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

G D
We all live in a yellow submarine
D G
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
G D
We all live in a yellow submarine
D G
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

(fade out)

Tonight You Belong to Me

[Verse 1]

G G7
I know (I know) you belong
C Cm
To somebody new
G
But tonight
D G D
You belong to me


[Verse 2]

G G7
Although (although) we're apart
C Cm
You're a part of my heart
G
But tonight
D G D
You belong to me


[Bridge]

Cm
Wait down by the stream

How sweet it will seem
G A7
Once more just to dream in
D
The moonlight


[Verse 3]

G
My honey I know
G7
With the dawn
C Cm
That you will be gone
G
But tonight
D G D
You belong to me
G
But tonight
D
You belong
G
To me

Papa Was a Rolling Stone

[Verse 1]
Em Am
It was the third of September; that day I'll always re-member,
Em
'Cos that was the day, that my daddy died.
Em
I never got a chance to see him;
Am
Never heard nothin' but bad things about him.
Em
Mama, I'm depending on you, to tell me the truth.

[Chorus 1]
(Spoken):
Mama just hung her head and said; "son…

Em Am
Papa was a rollin' stone; wherever he laid his hat, was his home.
Em Am Em
And when his died, all he left us was a-lone".

[Verse 2]
Em
Hey, Mama, I heard Papa call himself a jack of all trades;
Am
Tell me, is that what sent Papa to an early grave?
Em
Folks say Papa would beg borrow or steal to pay his bills.
Hey, Mama, folks say Papa was never much on thinkin';
Am
Spend most of his time chasin' women and drinkin'!
Em
Mama, I'm depending on you, to tell me the truth.

[Chorus 2]
(Spoken)
Mama just hung her head and said; "son…

Em Am
Papa was a rollin' stone; wherever he laid his hat, was his home.
Em Am Em
And when his died, all he left us was a-lone".

(Repeat to Fade)

Leaving on a Jet Plane

G C x2

G C
all my bags are packed, i'm ready to go.
G C
i'm standing here out-side your door
G C D
i hate to wake you up to say good-bye.
G C
but the dawn is breaking, it's early morn,
G C
the taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
G C D
al-ready i'm so lonesome i could die.

G C
so kiss me and smile for me
G C
tell me that you'll wait for me
G C D
hold me like you'll never let me go.
G C
i'm leaving on a jet plane
G C G
don't know when i'll be back again
G C D
oh babe i hate to go

G C
there's so many times i've let you down
G C
so many times i've played around
G C D
i tell you now they don't mean a thing
G C
every place i go i'll think of you
G C
every song i sing i'll sing for you
G C D
when i come back i'll bring your wedding ring.

G C
so kiss me and smile for me
G C
tell me that you'll wait for me
G C D
hold me like you'll never let me go.
G C
i'm leaving on a jet plane
G C G
don't know when i'll be back again
G C D
oh babe i hate to go

G C
now the time has come to leave you
G C
one more time let me kiss you
G C D
then close your eyes i'll be on my way
G C
dream about the days to come
G C
when i won't have to leave alone
G C D
a-bout the times i won't have to say.

G C
so kiss me and smile for me
G C
tell me that you'll wait for me
G C D
hold me like you'll never let me go.
G C
i'm leaving on a jet plane
G C G
don't know when i'll be back again
G C D
oh babe i hate to go

One Week

[Verse 1]

G Cadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
G Cadd9
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
G Cadd9
Five days since you laughed at me saying
G Cadd9
"Get that together come back and see me"
G Cadd9
Three days since the living room
G Cadd9
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
G Cadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
G Cadd9
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry



Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop, think

You'll think you're looking at Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi

'cause it's never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes

Big like LeAnn Rimes

Because I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

I'd like a stinkin achin shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours

Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

Cause it's so dangerous,

you'll have to sign a waiver


[Chorus]

Em7 Dsus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
G/B Cadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Em7 Dsus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
G/B
Can't understand what I mean?
Cadd9
Well, you soon will
Em7 Dsus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
G/B Cadd9
I have a history of taking off my shirt


[Verse 2]

G Cadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
G
Threw your arms in the air
Cadd9
and said "You're crazy"
G Cadd9
Five days since you tackled me
G Cadd9
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
G Cadd9
It's been three days since the afternoon
G
You realized it's not my fault
Cadd9
not a moment too soon
G Cadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
G Cadd9
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry






Chickity China the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic

Like Sting I'm tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy



Like Kurasawa I make mad films

Okay, I don't make films

But if I did they'd have a Samurai

Gonna get a set a' better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing


[Chorus]

Em7 Dsus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
G/B Cadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Em7 Dsus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
G/B
Can't understand what I mean?
Cadd9
Well, you soon will
Em7 Dsus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
G/B Cadd9
I have a history of losing my shirt


[Verse 3]

G Cadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
G
Dropped your arms to your sides
Cadd9
and said "I'm sorry"
G Cadd9
Five days since I laughed at you and said
G Cadd9
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
G Cadd9
Three days since the living room
G
We realized we're both to blame,
Cadd9
but what could we do?
G Cadd9
Yesterday you just smiled at me
G Cadd9
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

[Outro]
G Dsus4
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
G Dsus4
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
G Dsus4
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

G

Squeeze Box

G
Mama's got a squeeze box

She wears on her chest

And when Daddy comes home

He never gets no rest

D (D)
'Cause she's playing all night
C
And the music's all right
D
Mama's got a squeeze box
C G (G)
Daddy never sleeps at night

G
Well the kids don't eat

And the dog can't sleep

There's no escape from the music

In the whole damn street

D (D)
'Cause she's playing all night
C
And the music's all right
D
Mama's got a squeeze box
C G (G)
Daddy never sleeps at night

G
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

D (D)
'Cause she's playing all night
C
And the music's all right
D
Mama's got a squeeze box
C G (G)
Daddy never sleeps at night

G
She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
D
Come on and tease me like you do
C
I'm so in love with you
D
Mama's got a squeeze box
C G (G)
Daddy never sleeps at night


Banjo break

G
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

D (D)
'Cause she's playing all night
C
And the music's all right
D
Mama's got a squeeze box
C G G C G C G CG
Daddy never sleeps at night

Mad World

[Intro]
Am D
Am D


[Verse 1]
Am C
All around me are familiar faces
G D
Worn out places, worn out faces
Am C
Bright and early for their daily races
G D
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Am C
Their tears are filling up their glasses
G D
No expression, no expression
Am C
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
G D
No tomorrow, no tomorrow


[Chorus]
Am D Am
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
D Am
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
D Am
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
D
When people run in circles, it's a very, very
Am D
Mad world
Am D
Mad world


[Verse 2]
Am C
Children waiting for the day they feel good
G D
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Am C
Made to feel the way that every child should
G D
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Am C
Went to school, and I was very nervous
G D
No one knew me, no one knew me
Am C
Hello, teacher, tell me what's my lesson
G D
Look right through me, look right through me


[Chorus]
Am D Am
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
D Am
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
D Am
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
D
When people run in circles, it's a very, very
Am D
Mad world
Am D
Mad world
Am D
Enlarge your world
Am D
Mad world

I Will Survive

[Intro]

B7


[Verse]

Em Am
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
D Gmaj7
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong,
Bsus4 B
And I grew strong; and I learned how to get along.

Em Am
But now you're back, from outer space,
D Gmaj7
I just walked in, to find you here, with that sad look upon your face.
Cmaj7
I should have changed that stupid lock,
F#m7b5
I should have made you leave your key,
Bsus4 B
If I had known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me.


[Chorus]

Em Am
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
D Gmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Bsus4 B
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Em Am
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
D Gmaj7
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Bsus4 B Em
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…


[Interlude]

Em Am D Gmaj7 Cmaj7 F#m7b5 Bsus4 B


[Verse]

Em Am
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
D Gmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Bsus4 B7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Em Am
And you see me; somebody new,
D Gmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Bsus4 B
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.


[Chorus]

Em Am
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
D Gmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Bsus4 B
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Em Am
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
D Gmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Bsus4 B Em
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.


[Break]

Em Am


[Chorus]

Em Am
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
D Gmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Bsus4 B
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Em Am
No no, not I; I will sur-vive,
D Gmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Bsus4 B Em
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…


[Interlude]

Em Am D Gmaj7 Cmaj7 F#m7b5 Bsus4 B


[Verse]

Em Am
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
D Gmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Bsus4 B7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Em Am
And you see me; somebody new,
D Gmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Bsus4 B
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.


[Chorus]

Em Am
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
D Gmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Bsus4 B
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Em Am
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
D Gmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Bsus4 B Em
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.


[Interlude]

Em Am D Gmaj7 Cmaj7 F#m7b5 Bsus4 B


[Chorus]

Em Am
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
D Gmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more…

(Fade)

If I Had a Million Dollars

[Intro]

G D Csus2
G D Csus2
G D Csus2
G D Csus2


[Verse]

G D Csus2 G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
G D Csus2 G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
G
ottoman)
G D Csus2 G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (G nice Reliant automobile)
G D Csus2 D
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love


[Chorus]

Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Csus2 D G
If I had a million dollars
( G/F# ) Em Csus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
D (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out


[Break] (Talking part)

G
Like open the fridge and stuff
D
There would already be laid out foods for us
Csus2 G
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
G D Csus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
C (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah


[Verse]

G D Csus2 G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
G D Csus2 G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
G D Csus2 G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
G D Csus2
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
G
bones)
G D Csus2 D
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love


[Chorus]

Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
D (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner


[Break]

G
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
Csus2 D
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
G
That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Csus2 D (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm


[Verse]

G D Csus2 G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
G D Csus2 G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you some art (G Picasso or a Garfunkel)
G D Csus2 G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
G D Csus2 D
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love


[Outro]

Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em D Csus2
If I had a million dollars
D (strum once)
I'd be rich

G C D G

Rare Old Mountain Dew

[Verse 1]

G C G D
Where the grasses grow, And the waters flow, In a free and easy way
G C G D G
But give me enough, Of the rare ol' stuff, That's made near Galway Bay
G G G Em
Come goughers all, From Donegal, Sligo and Leitrim too
G C G D G
And we'll give 'em the slip,And we'll take a sip, Of the rare ol mountain dew


[Chorus]

G C G D
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
G C G D G
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day


[Verse 2]

G G
There's a neat little still At the foot of the hill
G C
Where the smoke curls up to the sky
G C
By the whiff and the smell, You can plainly tell
G D G
That there's poteen brewin' nearby
G G G C
For it fills the air, With a perfume rare, And betwixt both me and you
G C G D G
And it's home we go, With a pint or bowl, Or a bucket full a mountain dew


[Chorus]

G C G D
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
G C G D G
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day


[Verse 3]

G G G C
Now learned men, Who use the pen, Have written your praises high
G C G D G
Of the rare poteen, From Ireland green, That's made from wheat and rye
G G G C
So, Away with yer pills, It'll cure all ills, Be ya, Pagan, Christian or Jew
G C G D G
So take off yer coat, And grease yer throat, With a bucketfull of mountain dew


[Chorus]

G C G D
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
G C G D G
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day

G C G D
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
G C G D G
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day