Yellow Submarine

[Verse]

C G F C
In the town where I was born
Am Dm F G
Lived a man who sailed to sea
C G F C
And he told us of his life
Am Dm F G
In the land of submarines

C G F C
So we sailed up to the sun
Am Dm F G
Till we found the sea of green
C G F C
And we lived beneath the waves
Am Dm F G
In our yellow submarine


[Chorus]

C G
We all live in a yellow submarine
G C
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
C G
We all live in a yellow submarine
G C
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine


[Verse]

C G F C
And our friends are all on board
Am Dm F G
Many more of them live next door
C G F C
And the band begins to play

Am Dm F G


[Chorus]

C G
We all live in a yellow submarine
G C
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
C G
We all live in a yellow submarine
G C
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine


[Instrumental] (Verse chords)

C G F C Am Am Dm F G
C G F C Am Am Dm F G


[Verse]

C G F C
As we live a life of ease
Am Dm F G
Everyone of us has all we need
C G F C
Sky of blue and sea of green
Am Dm F G
In our yellow submarine


[Chorus]

C G
We all live in a yellow submarine
G C
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
C G
We all live in a yellow submarine
G C
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

C G
We all live in a yellow submarine
G C
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
C G
We all live in a yellow submarine
G C
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

(fade out)

Tonight You Belong to Me

[Verse 1]

C C7
I know (I know) you belong
F Fm
To somebody new
C
But tonight
G C G
You belong to me


[Verse 2]

C C7
Although (although) we're apart
F Fm
You're a part of my heart
C
But tonight
G C G
You belong to me


[Bridge]

Fm
Wait down by the stream

How sweet it will seem
C D7
Once more just to dream in
G
The moonlight


[Verse 3]

C
My honey I know
C7
With the dawn
F Fm
That you will be gone
C
But tonight
G C G
You belong to me
C
But tonight
G
You belong
C
To me

Papa Was a Rolling Stone

[Verse 1]
Am Dm
It was the third of September; that day I'll always re-member,
Am
'Cos that was the day, that my daddy died.
Am
I never got a chance to see him;
Dm
Never heard nothin' but bad things about him.
Am
Mama, I'm depending on you, to tell me the truth.

[Chorus 1]
(Spoken):
Mama just hung her head and said; "son…

Am Dm
Papa was a rollin' stone; wherever he laid his hat, was his home.
Am Dm Am
And when his died, all he left us was a-lone".

[Verse 2]
Am
Hey, Mama, I heard Papa call himself a jack of all trades;
Dm
Tell me, is that what sent Papa to an early grave?
Am
Folks say Papa would beg borrow or steal to pay his bills.
Hey, Mama, folks say Papa was never much on thinkin';
Dm
Spend most of his time chasin' women and drinkin'!
Am
Mama, I'm depending on you, to tell me the truth.

[Chorus 2]
(Spoken)
Mama just hung her head and said; "son…

Am Dm
Papa was a rollin' stone; wherever he laid his hat, was his home.
Am Dm Am
And when his died, all he left us was a-lone".

(Repeat to Fade)

Leaving on a Jet Plane

C F x2

C F
all my bags are packed, i'm ready to go.
C F
i'm standing here out-side your door
C F G
i hate to wake you up to say good-bye.
C F
but the dawn is breaking, it's early morn,
C F
the taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
C F G
al-ready i'm so lonesome i could die.

C F
so kiss me and smile for me
C F
tell me that you'll wait for me
C F G
hold me like you'll never let me go.
C F
i'm leaving on a jet plane
C F C
don't know when i'll be back again
C F G
oh babe i hate to go

C F
there's so many times i've let you down
C F
so many times i've played around
C F G
i tell you now they don't mean a thing
C F
every place i go i'll think of you
C F
every song i sing i'll sing for you
C F G
when i come back i'll bring your wedding ring.

C F
so kiss me and smile for me
C F
tell me that you'll wait for me
C F G
hold me like you'll never let me go.
C F
i'm leaving on a jet plane
C F C
don't know when i'll be back again
C F G
oh babe i hate to go

C F
now the time has come to leave you
C F
one more time let me kiss you
C F G
then close your eyes i'll be on my way
C F
dream about the days to come
C F
when i won't have to leave alone
C F G
a-bout the times i won't have to say.

C F
so kiss me and smile for me
C F
tell me that you'll wait for me
C F G
hold me like you'll never let me go.
C F
i'm leaving on a jet plane
C F C
don't know when i'll be back again
C F G
oh babe i hate to go

One Week

[Verse 1]

C Fadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
C Fadd9
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
C Fadd9
Five days since you laughed at me saying
C Fadd9
"Get that together come back and see me"
C Fadd9
Three days since the living room
C Fadd9
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
C Fadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
C Fadd9
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry



Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop, think

You'll think you're looking at Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi

'cause it's never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes

Big like LeAnn Rimes

Because I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

I'd like a stinkin achin shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours

Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

Cause it's so dangerous,

you'll have to sign a waiver


[Chorus]

Am7 Gsus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
C/E Fadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Am7 Gsus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
C/E
Can't understand what I mean?
Fadd9
Well, you soon will
Am7 Gsus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
C/E Fadd9
I have a history of taking off my shirt


[Verse 2]

C Fadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
C
Threw your arms in the air
Fadd9
and said "You're crazy"
C Fadd9
Five days since you tackled me
C Fadd9
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
C Fadd9
It's been three days since the afternoon
C
You realized it's not my fault
Fadd9
not a moment too soon
C Fadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
C Fadd9
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry






Chickity China the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic

Like Sting I'm tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy



Like Kurasawa I make mad films

Okay, I don't make films

But if I did they'd have a Samurai

Gonna get a set a' better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing


[Chorus]

Am7 Gsus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
C/E Fadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Am7 Gsus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
C/E
Can't understand what I mean?
Fadd9
Well, you soon will
Am7 Gsus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
C/E Fadd9
I have a history of losing my shirt


[Verse 3]

C Fadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
C
Dropped your arms to your sides
Fadd9
and said "I'm sorry"
C Fadd9
Five days since I laughed at you and said
C Fadd9
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
C Fadd9
Three days since the living room
C
We realized we're both to blame,
Fadd9
but what could we do?
C Fadd9
Yesterday you just smiled at me
C Fadd9
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

[Outro]
C Gsus4
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
C Gsus4
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
C Gsus4
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

C

Squeeze Box

C
Mama's got a squeeze box

She wears on her chest

And when Gaddy comes home

He never gets no rest

G (G)
'Cause she's playing all night
F
And the music's all right
G
Mama's got a squeeze box
F C (C)
Gaddy never sleeps at night

C
Well the kids don't eat

And the dog can't sleep

There's no escape from the music

In the whole damn street

G (G)
'Cause she's playing all night
F
And the music's all right
G
Mama's got a squeeze box
F C (C)
Gaddy never sleeps at night

C
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

G (G)
'Cause she's playing all night
F
And the music's all right
G
Mama's got a squeeze box
F C (C)
Gaddy never sleeps at night

C
She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
G
Come on and tease me like you do
F
I'm so in love with you
G
Mama's got a squeeze box
F C (C)
Gaddy never sleeps at night


Banjo break

C
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

G (G)
'Cause she's playing all night
F
And the music's all right
G
Mama's got a squeeze box
F C C F C F C CC
Gaddy never sleeps at night

Mad World

[Intro]
Dm G
Dm G


[Verse 1]
Dm F
All around me are familiar faces
C G
Worn out places, worn out faces
Dm F
Bright and early for their daily races
C G
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Dm F
Their tears are filling up their glasses
C G
No expression, no expression
Dm F
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
C G
No tomorrow, no tomorrow


[Chorus]
Dm G Dm
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
G Dm
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
G Dm
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
G
When people run in circles, it's a very, very
Dm G
Mad world
Dm G
Mad world


[Verse 2]
Dm F
Children waiting for the day they feel good
C G
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Dm F
Made to feel the way that every child should
C G
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Dm F
Went to school, and I was very nervous
C G
No one knew me, no one knew me
Dm F
Hello, teacher, tell me what's my lesson
C G
Look right through me, look right through me


[Chorus]
Dm G Dm
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
G Dm
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
G Dm
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
G
When people run in circles, it's a very, very
Dm G
Mad world
Dm G
Mad world
Dm G
Enlarge your world
Dm G
Mad world

I Will Survive

[Intro]

E7


[Verse]

Am Dm
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
G Cmaj7
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong,
Esus4 E
And I grew strong; and I learned how to get along.

Am Dm
But now you're back, from outer space,
G Cmaj7
I just walked in, to find you here, with that sad look upon your face.
Fmaj7
I should have changed that stupid lock,
Bm7b5
I should have made you leave your key,
Esus4 E
If I had known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me.


[Chorus]

Am Dm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
G Cmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Esus4 E
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Am Dm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
G Cmaj7
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Esus4 E Am
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…


[Interlude]

Am Dm G Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Bm7b5 Esus4 E


[Verse]

Am Dm
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
G Cmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Esus4 E7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Am Dm
And you see me; somebody new,
G Cmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Esus4 E
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.


[Chorus]

Am Dm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
G Cmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Esus4 E
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Am Dm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
G Cmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Esus4 E Am
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.


[Break]

Am Dm


[Chorus]

Am Dm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
G Cmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Esus4 E
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Am Dm
No no, not I; I will sur-vive,
G Cmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Esus4 E Am
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…


[Interlude]

Am Dm G Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Bm7b5 Esus4 E


[Verse]

Am Dm
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
G Cmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Esus4 E7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Am Dm
And you see me; somebody new,
G Cmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Esus4 E
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.


[Chorus]

Am Dm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
G Cmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Esus4 E
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Am Dm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
G Cmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Esus4 E Am
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.


[Interlude]

Am Dm G Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Bm7b5 Esus4 E


[Chorus]

Am Dm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
G Cmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more…

(Fade)

If I Had a Million Dollars

[Intro]

C G Fsus2
C G Fsus2
C G Fsus2
C G Fsus2


[Verse]

C G Fsus2 C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
C G Fsus2 C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
C
ottoman)
C G Fsus2 C
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (C nice Reliant automobile)
C G Fsus2 G
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love


[Chorus]

Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Fsus2 G C
If I had a million dollars
( C/B ) Am Fsus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
G (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out


[Break] (Talking part)

C
Like open the fridge and stuff
G
There would already be laid out foods for us
Fsus2 C
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
C G Fsus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
F (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah


[Verse]

C G Fsus2 C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
C G Fsus2 C
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
C G Fsus2 C
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
C G Fsus2
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
C
bones)
C G Fsus2 G
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love


[Chorus]

Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
G (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner


[Break]

C
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
Fsus2 G
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
C
That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Fsus2 G (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm


[Verse]

C G Fsus2 C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
C G Fsus2 C
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you some art (C Picasso or a Garfunkel)
C G Fsus2 C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
C G Fsus2 G
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love


[Outro]

Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am G Fsus2
If I had a million dollars
G (strum once)
I'd be rich

C F G C

Rare Old Mountain Dew

[Verse 1]

C F C G
Where the grasses grow, And the waters flow, In a free and easy way
C F C G C
But give me enough, Of the rare ol' stuff, That's made near Galway Bay
C C C Am
Come goughers all, From Donegal, Sligo and Leitrim too
C F C G C
And we'll give 'em the slip,And we'll take a sip, Of the rare ol mountain dew


[Chorus]

C F C G
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
C F C G C
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day


[Verse 2]

C C
There's a neat little still At the foot of the hill
C F
Where the smoke curls up to the sky
C F
By the whiff and the smell, You can plainly tell
C G C
That there's poteen brewin' nearby
C C C F
For it fills the air, With a perfume rare, And betwixt both me and you
C F C G C
And it's home we go, With a pint or bowl, Or a bucket full a mountain dew


[Chorus]

C F C G
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
C F C G C
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day


[Verse 3]

C C C F
Now learned men, Who use the pen, Have written your praises high
C F C G C
Of the rare poteen, From Ireland green, That's made from wheat and rye
C C C F
So, Away with yer pills, It'll cure all ills, Be ya, Pagan, Christian or Jew
C F C G C
So take off yer coat, And grease yer throat, With a bucketfull of mountain dew


[Chorus]

C F C G
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
C F C G C
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day

C F C G
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
C F C G C
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day