[Intro]
G# Fm G Cm
[Verse 1]
G# Fm
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
G Cm
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
G# Fm
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
G Cm
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
G# Fm
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
G Cm
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
G# Fm
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
G Cm
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
G# Fm
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
G Cm
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
G# Fm
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
G Cm
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
[Chorus]
G# Fm G Cm
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
I've churned butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish paradise
[Verse 2]
G# Fm
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
G Cm
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
G# Fm
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
G Cm
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
G# Fm
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
G Cm
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
G# Fm
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
G Cm
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
G# Fm
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
G Cm
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
G# Fm
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
G C#
We're just technologically impaired
[Pre-Chorus]
G# Fm G Cm
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury
G# Fm G Cm
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
[Chorus]
G# Fm G Cm
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
We're just plain and simple guys living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
There's no time for sin and vice living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
We don't fight we all play nice living in an Amish paradise
[Bridge]
G# Fm
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
G Cm
Raised the barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
G# Fm
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
G Cm
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
G# Fm
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
G Cm
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
G# Fm
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
G Cm
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney
[Chorus]
G# Fm G Cm
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
We're all crazy Mennonites living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
There's no cops or traffic lights living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
But you'd probably think it bites living in an Amish paradise
[Outro]
G# Fm G Cm
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
G# Fm G Cm
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch
Bye Bye Bye
[Intro] G#m F# E
F#
Hey
G#m
Bye Bye Bye
[Verse]
G#m
I'm doing this tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight
F# C#m
I know this can't be right
E G#m
Hey baby come on
I loved you endlessly
But you weren't there for me
F# C#m E
So now it's time to leave and make it alone
[Chorus]
F#
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
E F#
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye
G#m
Don't wanna be a fool for you
F#
I'm just another player in your game for two
E C#m
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
F#
Bye, bye, bye
G#m
Don't really wanna make it tough
F#
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
E C#m
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
F# G#m
Bye, bye bye
[Verse]
G#m
Just hit me the truth
Girl you're more than welcome to
F# C#m E G#m
So give me one good reason, baby come on
I lived for you and me
And now I've really come to see
F# C#m
That life would be much better
E
Once you're gone
[Chorus]
F#
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
E F#
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye
G#m
Don't wanna be a fool for you
F#
I'm just another player in your game for two
E C#m
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
F#
Bye, bye, bye
G#m
Don't really wanna make it tough
F#
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
E C#m
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
F# G#m
Bye, bye bye
[Bridge]
G#m
I'm giving up, I know for sure
I don't want to be the reason for your love no more
I'm checking out, I'm signing off
I don't want to be the loser and I've had enough
[Chorus]
G#m F#
I don't wanna be your fool
E
In this game for two
C#m F# G#m
So I'm leaving you be - hind
F#
I don't wanna make it tough
E
But I've had enough
C#m F#
And it ain't no lie
G#m
Bye, bye
G#m
Don't wanna be a fool for you
F#
I'm just another player in your game for two
E C#m
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
F#
Bye, bye, bye
G#m
Don't really wanna make it tough
F#
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
E C#m
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
F# G#m
Bye, bye bye
I’ll Make a Man out of You
[Verse 1]
Am G/B C
Let's get down to business
G/B C Dm G
To defeat the Huns
Am G/B C
Did they send me daughters
G/B C Dm G
When I asked for sons?
F/A
You're the saddest bunch
G/B
I ever met
C
But you can bet
F
Before we're through
G
Mister, I'll make a man
Am G Am
out of you
[Verse 2]
Am G/B C
Tranquil as a forest
G/B C Dm G
But on fire within
Am G/B C
Once you find your center
G/B C Dm G
you are sure to win
F/A
You're a spineless, pale
G/B
pathetic lot
C
And you haven't
F
got a clue
G
Somehow I'll make a man
Am G Am
out of you
[Bridge]
F G
I'm never gonna catch
my breath
E/G#
Say good-bye to those
Am
who knew me
G/B C
Boy, was I a fool in school
F
for cutting gym
F
This guy's got 'em
G
scared to death
E/G#
Hope he doesn't see
Am
right through me
G/B C
Now I really wish that I
F
knew how to swim
[Chorus]
G F/A
(Be a man)
G/B
We must be swift as
C
the coursing river
G F/A
(Be a man)
F G
With all the force
E/G# Am
of a great typhoon
G F/A
(Be a man)
F G
With all the strength
E/G# Am
of a raging fire
F
Mysterious as the
G Gsus2 Asus2
dark side of the moon
[Verse 3]
Ebm Ab/C Db
Time is racing toward us
Ab/C Db Ebm Ab
till the Huns arrive
Bm Ab/C Db
Heed my every order
Ab/C Db Ebm Ab
and you might survive
Gb
You're unsuited for
Ab
the rage of war
Db
So pack up, go home
Gb
you're through
Ab
How could I make a man
Bbm
out of you?
[Chorus]
Ab Gb/Bb
(Be a man)
Ab/C
We must be swift as
Db
the coursing river
Ab Gb/Bb
(Be a man)
Ab
With all the force
F/A Bbm
of a great typhoon
Ab Gb/Bb
(Be a man)
Ab
With all the strength
F/A Bbm
of a raging fire
Gb
Mysterious as the
Ab Absus2 Bbm9
dark side of the moon
[Verse 1]
Em D/F# G
Let's get down to business
D/F# G Am D
To defeat the Huns
Em D/F# G
Did they send me daughters
D/F# G Am D
When I asked for sons?
C/E
You're the saddest bunch
D/F#
I ever met
G
But you can bet
C
Before we're through
D
Mister, I'll make a man
Em D Em
out of you
[Verse 2]
Em D/F# G
Tranquil as a forest
D/F# G Am D
But on fire within
Em D/F# G
Once you find your center
D/F# G Am D
you are sure to win
C/E
You're a spineless, pale
D/F#
pathetic lot
G
And you haven't
C
got a clue
D
Somehow I'll make a man
Em D Em
out of you
[Bridge]
C D
I'm never gonna catch
my breath
B/D#
Say good-bye to those
Em
who knew me
D/F# G
Boy, was I a fool in school
C
for cutting gym
C
This guy's got 'em
D
scared to death
B/D#
Hope he doesn't see
Em
right through me
D/F# G
Now I really wish that I
C
knew how to swim
[Chorus]
D C/E
(Be a man)
D/F#
We must be swift as
G
the coursing river
D C/E
(Be a man)
C D
With all the force
B/D# Em
of a great typhoon
D C/E
(Be a man)
C D
With all the strength
B/D# Em
of a raging fire
C
Mysterious as the
D Dsus2 Esus2
dark side of the moon
[Verse 3]
Fm Eb/G Ab
Time is racing toward us
Eb/G Ab Bbm Eb
till the Huns arrive
Fm Eb/G Ab
Heed my every order
Eb/G Ab Bbm Eb
and you might survive
Db
You're unsuited for
Eb
the rage of war
Ab
So pack up, go home
Db
you're through
Eb
How could I make a man
Fm
out of you?
[Chorus]
Eb Db/F
(Be a man)
Eb/G
We must be swift as
Ab
the coursing river
Eb Db/F
(Be a man)
Eb
With all the force
C/E Fm
of a great typhoon
Eb Db/F
(Be a man)
Eb
With all the strength
C/E Fm
of a raging fire
Db
Mysterious as the
Eb Ebsus2 Fm9
dark side of the moon
White and Nerdy
Am
They see me mowin'
Em
My front lawn
Dm D7
I know they're all thinking
Em7
I'm so White N' nerdy
Am
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Em
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Dm
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
D7 Em7
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
"Happy Days" is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing web sites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
Night Begins to Shine
[Intro]
Am Am
G G
Am Am
G G
[Verse 1]
Am Am G G
I saw you dance,
from the corner.
Am Am G G
I caught your name,
F
in a conversation.
[Bridge]
F Em
Playing hard to get,
G
I can't understand.
[Chorus]
Am Am
When I look at you,
G G
I see the story in your eyes.
Am Am
When we're dancing,
G G
the night begins to shine.
Am Am
Night begins to shine,
G G
the night begins to shine.
Am Am
Night begins to shine.
G
When we're dancing,
G Am
the night begins to shine.
[Verse 2]
Am G G
Dark 'til dawn,
Am
my heart was racing.
Am G G
I took you home,
F
in the driving rain.
[Bridge 2]
F Em
Had my mind made up.
G
I wanna feel your touch.
[Chorus]
Am Am
When I look at you,
G G
I see the story in your eyes.
Am Am
When we're dancing,
G G
the night begins to shine.
Am Am
Night begins to shine,
G G
the night begins to shine.
Am Am
Night begins to shine.
G
When we're dancing,
G Am
the night begins to shine.
[Verse 3]
(Am repeated or simply do not play chords in verse 3)
The night begins to shine.
Tonight (The night begins to shine.)
[Bridge 2]
F F Em
Had my mind made up.
G
I wanna feel your touch.
[Chorus]
Am Am
When I look at you,
G G
I see the story in your eyes.
Am Am
When we're dancing,
G G
the night begins to shine.
Am Am
Night begins to shine,
G G
the night begins to shine.
Am Am
Night begins to shine.
G G
the night begins to shine.
Am Am
Night begins to shine,
G G
the night begins to shine.
Am Am
Night begins to shine,
G
When we're dancing,
G Am Am
the night begins to shine. (Night begins to shine,)
G G Am
the night begins to shine (Night begins to shine,)
Am
Night begins to shine,
G G Am
the night begins to shine (The night begins to shine.)
[Outro]
Am repeated
Jessie’s Girl
[Intro]
C G Am F G C
C G Am F G C
[Verse 1]
C G Am F G C
Jessie is a friend
C G Am F G C
Yeah I know, he's been a good friend of mine
C G Am F G C
But lately somethin's changed, it ain't hard to define
C G Am F G C
Jessie's got himself a girl, and I wanna make her mine
[Pre-Chorus 1]
C G Am F G C
And she's watchin' him with those eyes
C G Am F G C
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
C G Am F G C
And he's holdin' her in his arms, late late at night
[Chorus 1]
G C G A G
Y'know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
A G C G A G A G
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
F G C Am G
Where can I find a woman like that?
[Verse 2]
C G Am F G C
I'll play along with the charade
C G Am F G C
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
C G Am F G C
Y'know I feel so dirty when they start talkin' cute
C G Am F G C
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is prob'ly moot
[Pre-Chorus 2]
C G Am F G C
And she's watchin' him with those eyes
C G Am F G C
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
C G Am F G C
And he's holdin' her in his arms, late late at night
[Chorus 2]
G C G A G
Y'know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
A G C G A G A G
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
F G C Am G
Where can I find a woman like that?
C G A G
Like Jessie's girl
A G C G A G A G
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
F G C F G C
Where can I find a woman
F G C Am G
Where can I find a woman like that?
[Bridge]
F C G
F C G
F C G
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
F C G
Wond'rin' what she don't see in me
F C G
Yeah I've been funny I've been cool with the lines
F C G
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?
[Bridge Key-Change] x4
E A A A
E G#m E G#m E
[Reprise 1]
F G C Am G
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?
[Guitar Solo] x4
C G Am F G C
[Chorus 3]
G C G A G
Y'know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
A G C G A G A
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
G C G A G A G
I want Jessie's girl
F G C Am G
Where can I find a woman like that?
C G A G
Like Jessie's girl
A G C G A G A
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
G C G A G A G
I want Jessie's girl
[Outro]
G C C
G C G F C
Campfire Wishes
[Intro]
Am G C F
[Verse 1]
Am G C F
I thought that I've complained before,
Am G C F
But this year I'm complaining so much more
Am G C F
I've only been here for two nights
Am G C F
And I think I've got a thousand skeeter bites
[Chorus]
F G
And my site's a little too far from the wata,
Am F
And there aren't as many trees here as there oughta be,
G
And I ate some krispy treats made by my brother
Am
Move on
Am G
You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
C
I'm baking, Whining bout my family
F Am G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
Am F
Me and all my fishes
Am
I'm tripping tent stakes,
G C
I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
F Am G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
C F
Me and all my fishes
[Verse 2]
Am G C F
There's oh so many I can blame
Am G C F
But honestly who asked for all this rain
Am G C F
Pinata swatted me right back
Am G
Now I've gotta sing this solo
C F
Fause Katie's got too much yolo
[Chorus]
F G
And I heard that there's a problem with the faucet
Am F
And my marshmallow melted in the fire
F G
And some story about our grandpa in a closet?
Am
Move on
Am G
Some history, Grandpa George was packing,
C
D stakeout Ethel tried for take out
F Am G
But don't you take Aunt Mary's dishes,
C F
Or you'll be getting stitches
Am G
We sang about couch weenies
C
And now a shooting at the Feeney's
F Am G
But I'm still having campfire wishes
C F
Me and all my fishes
[Instrumental]
Am G C F
[Bridge]
Am
Post the facebook feet,
G
but then Lisa might get angry.
C
Post the facebook feet,
F
bumpity bump bump.
Am
Post the facebook feet,
G
but then Lisa might get angry.
C
Post the facebook feet,
F
bumpity bump bump.
Am
Post the facebook feet,
G
but then Lisa might get angry.
C
Post the facebook feet,
F
bumpity bump bump.
Am
Post the facebook feet,
G
but then Lisa might get angry.
C
Lisa might get angry.
[Chorus]
Am G
You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
C
I'm baking, Whining bout my family
F Am G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
C F
Me and all my fishes
Am G
I'm tripping over tent stakes,
C
I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
F Am G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
C F
Me and all my fishes
[Outro] (single strum on chords)
G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
F
Me and all my fishes
G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
F
Me and all my fishes
Tweet It
[Verse]
Am G
They said, "Hey don't you sing political songs Am
This is a family camp
G
And that would just be wrong
F G
But I'm a bad listener and this song is just for fun
Am
So tweet it
G
Just tweet it
Am
D football player
G
Wants to kneel while you stand
Am
Your friends in Charlosttesville G
say you should make demands
F
They wanna see tough
G
Better do what you can
Am
So tweet it
G
When the press makes you mad
[Chorus]
Am
Just tweet (tweet it)
G
Tweet it (tweet it)
Am G
Show em you're a stable genius
Am G
Facts aren't important for winning the fight Am G
It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
Am
Just tweet it
G
Just tweet it
Am
Just tweet it
G
Just tweet it
[Verse]
Am
They're out to get you
G
It's your FBI friends
Am
Don't wanna make a big mess
G
In your best Depends
F
Just make something up
G
about 13 angry Dems
Am
And tweet it
G
Just tweet it
Am G
Robert DeNiro said a really mean thing
Am
You're giant fragile ego
G
makes your ears go ring
F G
But you know Uncle Vladdy makes your coffers go cha-ching
Am
So tweet it
G
When the press makes you mad
[Chorus]
Am
Just tweet (tweet it)
G
Tweet it (tweet it)
Am G
Show em you're a stable genius
Am G
Facts aren't important for winning the fight
Am G
It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
Am
Just tweet it
G
Just tweet it
Am
Just tweet it
G
Just tweet it
Couch Hot Dog
Top Song in August 2013[INTRO]
G
D
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
[Verse 1]
G
If you hungry I got a treat for you
It's from the sofa So what you gonna do
D
Maybe I'll starve to death If I eat it I'll go blind
Maybe I'm out of my mind
[Pre-Chorus]
G
It's from a Christmas past, and tales of yesteryear
It's just a hot dog, so what you got to fear
D
Just take a little bit
You wont need to vomit
It's got 800 comments
That's why I'm gon' take a
[Chorus]
G
Hot dog
It's from the sofa
It's not meat loafa
It's made from gofa
D
It's a hot dog
It just a wiener
That lost it's sheener
And's a little greener
G
You hate this hot dog
It's kinda scary
It's kinda hairy
Not kinda VERY
D
But it's a hot dog
It's good to eat it
You just can't beat it
Go ahead get at meat
[Verse 2]
G
You say it ain't food no more
But was it really food before?
What's the FDA for?
Vintage dogs upholstered in place
D
A taste that's so true
Hey, hey, hey
It's not like duck stew
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with duck stew?
Hey, hey, hey
[Pre-chorus:]
G
This family's kind of weird, they made me write this song
It's what the children feared, but I can do no wrong
G
This song goin down hill now
Hey, hey, hey
This could get insulting
Hey, hey, hey
It ain't nobody's faulting
Hey, hey, hey
[Chorus:]
G
That's why we're singing bout a couch dog
Topics departed
Look what we've started
Think Tracy farted
D
It's a couch dog
I added ketchup
Still tastes like plastic
This song's a classic
G
You hate this hot dog
I know you want it
You hate this hot dog
I know you want it
Its growing mold
I know you want it
D
But it's a hot dog
Mysterious meat
Tastes more like stank feet
Go ahead and try me
[Verse 3:]
G
One thing I ask of you
Don't get anywhere near me with that nasty food
It's black and blue, and halfway chewed
For a couch hot dog, that's nearly new.
D
If you're making s'mores then make me two
Throw a Rollo in the middle, it's something good
Fish party is laughable
But I could use a bit of neon green
G
Watch your back, 'cause I'ma throw it and make a scene
We could take a paddle boat, try to do a lap
Try to see if it'll float when we're piled up
D
And I Am not Above the love of a Jello shot
And I couldn't think of any words
That would finish up this verse
It's absurd
So back to you, Mike
[Bridge]
G
Shake your rump , get down, get up
D
Eat it like it hurt, like it hurt
What you doing like word
[Pre-Chorus]
G
Baby can you breathe? It's smells like stanky bratwurst
But hey the food is free If your appendix don't burst
D
That wieners so inviting
Hey, hey, hey
Why the heck we even fighting?
Hey, hey, hey
We used to camp at Brighton
[Chorus:]
G
That's why I wanted a couch dog
It's from the sofa
It's not meat loafa
It's made from gofa
D
It's a hot dog
It just a wiener
That lost it's sheener
And's a little greener
G
You hate this hot dog
It's kinda scary
It's kinda hairy
Not kinda VERY
D
But it's a hot dog
It's good to eat it
You just can't beat it
Go ahead get at meat
[Outro]
G
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
D
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
This Camp
[Verse 1]
C
Waking up to neck pain from sleeping in tents
Am7
Even hanging out with folks who voted Trump/Pence
Fadd9
It’s hard
C
Yesterday was too hot, today is too damp
Am7
It's funny how things never change in this Codd Camp
Fadd9 G
So far from the bars
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm7 G
And it's all about the simple things
C G/B Am7
Like glowstick wars and neon green and red cups around
Dm7 G
And all the many songs to sing
C C/B Am7
From when we were the children playing at every campground
F
And now I'm back with you now
[Chorus]
Am7
If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Fadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
C
Over and over with friends and fam
Am G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Am7 G C
Mmm-mm-mm
[Verse 2]
C
Each football game we play will end in a tie
Am
And if the coals are too hot you'll burn your pizza pie
Fadd9
It’s so hard
G
So hard
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm7 G
And it's all about the stranger things
C C/B Am7
Like ranger traps and Ranger Pats and mannequins we found
Dm7 G
And all the many songs to sing
C C/B Am7
From when we were the children playing at every campground
Fadd9
And now I'm back with you now
[Chorus]
Am7
If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Fadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
C
Over and over with friends and fam
Am G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
C
You still call it rustic with your new microwave
Am7
And the DNR comes from a far they say to behave
Fadd9
Over and over the only truth
Am7 G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Am7 G C
Mmm-mm-mm
[Bridge]
Am7 C/B
And the stars in the sky
C
They make me ask why
Fadd9
I'd ever leave here
[Chorus]
Am7
Cause if the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Fadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
C
Over and over with friends and fam
Am7 G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
C
You still call it rustic with your satellite dish
Am7
And seriously whats with this obsession with fish?
[Outro]
Fadd9
Over and over with friends and fam
Am7 G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Am7 G C
Mmm-mm-mm
Am7 G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Am7 G C
Mmm-mm-mm