[Verse]
G
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
C D G
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
G
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
C D G
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
G
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
C D G
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
G
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
C D G
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
[Chorus]
(UnPM)
G
But I would walk 500 miles
C D
C D* *Five Hundred
And I would walk 500 more
G C
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
D G
To fall down at your door
[Verse]
G
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
C D G
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
G
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
C D G
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
G
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
C D G
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
G
And if I grow , well I know I'm gonna be
C D G
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
[Chorus]
G C D
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
[Verse]
G
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
C D G
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
G
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
C D G
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
G
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
C D
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
G
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
C D G Stop strumming
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
*(hit only once for this line)
C D G
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
Ok resume strumming
[Chorus]
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
[Ending]
G
Waterfalls
[Intro]
D A C G
[Verse]
D A
A lonely mother gazing out of her window
C G
Staring at a son that she just can't touch
D A
If at any time he's in a jam, she'll be by his side
C G
But he doesn't realize he hurts her so much
D A
But all the praying just ain't helping at all
C G
'cause he can't seem to keep his self out of trouble
D A
So he goes out and he makes his money the best way he knows how
C G
Another body laying cold in the gutter
Listen to me
[Chorus]
D A
Don't go chasing waterfalls
C
Please stick to the rivers
G
And the lakes that you're used to
D
I know that you're gonna have it your way
A
Or nothing at all
C G
But I think you're moving too fast
[Verse]
D A
Little precious has a natural obsession
C G
For temptation but he just can't see
D A
She gives him loving that his body can't handle
C G
But all he can say is "baby it's good to me"
D A
One day he goes and takes a glimpse in the mirror
C G
But he doesn't recognize his own face
D A
His health is fading and he doesn't know why
C G
3 letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me?
[Chorus]
D A
Don't go chasing waterfalls
C
Please stick to the rivers
G
And the lakes that you're used to
D
I know that you're gonna have it your way
A
Or nothing at all
C G
But I think you're moving too fast
[Chorus]
D A
Don't go chasing waterfalls
C
Please stick to the rivers
G
And the lakes that you're used to
D
I know that you're gonna have it your way
A
Or nothing at all
C G
But I think you're moving too fast
Come on, come on
[Verse]
D
I seen a rainbow yesterday
A
But too many storms have come and gone
C
Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray
Is it because my life is ten shades of gray?
G
I pray all ten fade away
Seldom praise Him for the sunny days
D
And like His promise is true
A
Only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew
C
To bring my life to anew
Clear blue and unconditional skies
G
Have dried the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries
D
My only bleedin' hope
Is for the folk who can't cope
A
With such an endurin' pain
That it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain
C
Who's to blame for tootin' 'caine into your own vein?
G
What a shame you shoot and aim for someone else's brain
D
You claim the insane and name this day in time
A
For fallin' prey to crime
I say the system got you victim to your own mind
C
Dreams are hopeless aspirations
G
In hopes of comin' true believe in yourself the rest is up to me and you
[Chorus]
D A
Don't go chasing waterfalls
C
Please stick to the rivers
G
And the lakes that you're used to
D
I know that you're gonna have it your way
A
Or nothing at all
C G
But I think you're moving too fast
[Chorus]
D A
Don't go chasing waterfalls
C
Please stick to the rivers
G
And the lakes that you're used to
D
I know that you're gonna have it your way
A
Or nothing at all
Inside Out
[Chorus]
A E
I would swallow my pride
B
I would choke on the rinds
A
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
A E F#
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
(find nothing but faith in nothing)
E B
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
F#
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
E B F#
Rendezvous then I'm through with you
B F# A G
I burn burn like a wicker cabinet chalk white and oh so frail
B F# E
I see our time had gotten stale
B F#
The tick tock of the clock is painful
A G
All sane and logical
B F# E
I want to tear it off the wall
B F#
I hear words and clips and phrases
A G
I think sick like ginger ale
B F# G
My stomach turns and I exhale
[Chorus]
A E
I would swallow my pride
B
I would choke on the rinds
A
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
A E F#
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
(find nothing but faith in nothing)
E B
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
F#
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
E B F#
Rendezvous then I'm through with you
B F#
So cal is where my mind states
A G
but it's not my state of mind
B F# E
I'm not as ugly sad as you
B F#
Or am I origami
A G
Folded up and just pretend
B F# G
demented as the motives in your head
-Chorus-
B/F# E A E Staccato
B/F# E A E
I alone am the one you don't know you need take heed feed your ego
B/F# E A E
Make me blind when your eyes close, sink when you get close, tie me to the
Bed post
B/F# E A E
I alone am the one you don't know you need you don't know you need me.
B/F# E A (pause) E
make me Blind when your eyes close, tie me to the bed post
[Chorus]
B E
I would swallow my pride
A
I would choke on the rinds
E B
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
B E A
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
E
Find nothing but faith in nothing
B E
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
A E
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
B E A B
Leaving on a Jet Plane
G C x2
G C
all my bags are packed, i'm ready to go.
G C
i'm standing here out-side your door
G C D
i hate to wake you up to say good-bye.
G C
but the dawn is breaking, it's early morn,
G C
the taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
G C D
al-ready i'm so lonesome i could die.
G C
so kiss me and smile for me
G C
tell me that you'll wait for me
G C D
hold me like you'll never let me go.
G C
i'm leaving on a jet plane
G C G
don't know when i'll be back again
G C D
oh babe i hate to go
G C
there's so many times i've let you down
G C
so many times i've played around
G C D
i tell you now they don't mean a thing
G C
every place i go i'll think of you
G C
every song i sing i'll sing for you
G C D
when i come back i'll bring your wedding ring.
G C
so kiss me and smile for me
G C
tell me that you'll wait for me
G C D
hold me like you'll never let me go.
G C
i'm leaving on a jet plane
G C G
don't know when i'll be back again
G C D
oh babe i hate to go
G C
now the time has come to leave you
G C
one more time let me kiss you
G C D
then close your eyes i'll be on my way
G C
dream about the days to come
G C
when i won't have to leave alone
G C D
a-bout the times i won't have to say.
G C
so kiss me and smile for me
G C
tell me that you'll wait for me
G C D
hold me like you'll never let me go.
G C
i'm leaving on a jet plane
G C G
don't know when i'll be back again
G C D
oh babe i hate to go
I Will Survive
[Intro]
B7
[Verse]
Em Am
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
D Gmaj7
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong,
Bsus4 B
And I grew strong; and I learned how to get along.
Em Am
But now you're back, from outer space,
D Gmaj7
I just walked in, to find you here, with that sad look upon your face.
Cmaj7
I should have changed that stupid lock,
F#m7b5
I should have made you leave your key,
Bsus4 B
If I had known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me.
[Chorus]
Em Am
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
D Gmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Bsus4 B
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Em Am
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
D Gmaj7
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Bsus4 B Em
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
Em Am D Gmaj7 Cmaj7 F#m7b5 Bsus4 B
[Verse]
Em Am
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
D Gmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Bsus4 B7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Em Am
And you see me; somebody new,
D Gmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Bsus4 B
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
Em Am
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
D Gmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Bsus4 B
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Em Am
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
D Gmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Bsus4 B Em
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Break]
Em Am
[Chorus]
Em Am
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
D Gmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Bsus4 B
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Em Am
No no, not I; I will sur-vive,
D Gmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Bsus4 B Em
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
Em Am D Gmaj7 Cmaj7 F#m7b5 Bsus4 B
[Verse]
Em Am
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
D Gmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Bsus4 B7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Em Am
And you see me; somebody new,
D Gmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Bsus4 B
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
Em Am
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
D Gmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Bsus4 B
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Em Am
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
D Gmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Cmaj7 F#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Bsus4 B Em
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Interlude]
Em Am D Gmaj7 Cmaj7 F#m7b5 Bsus4 B
[Chorus]
Em Am
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
D Gmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more…
(Fade)
If I Had a Million Dollars
[Intro]
G D Csus2
G D Csus2
G D Csus2
G D Csus2
[Verse]
G D Csus2 G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
G D Csus2 G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
G
ottoman)
G D Csus2 G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (G nice Reliant automobile)
G D Csus2 D
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Csus2 D G
If I had a million dollars
( G/F# ) Em Csus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
D (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
[Break] (Talking part)
G
Like open the fridge and stuff
D
There would already be laid out foods for us
Csus2 G
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
G D Csus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
C (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah
[Verse]
G D Csus2 G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
G D Csus2 G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
G D Csus2 G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
G D Csus2
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
G
bones)
G D Csus2 D
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
D (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
[Break]
G
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
Csus2 D
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
G
That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Csus2 D (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
[Verse]
G D Csus2 G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
G D Csus2 G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you some art (G Picasso or a Garfunkel)
G D Csus2 G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D Csus2 G
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
G D Csus2 D
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[Outro]
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em Csus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Csus2 D G ( G/F# ) Em D Csus2
If I had a million dollars
D (strum once)
I'd be rich
G C D G
Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything
G C
we are the pirates who don't do anything
G D
we just stay at home, and lie around
G C
and if you ask us, to do anything
D G
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
G
well I've never been to Greenland
C
and I've never been to Denver
G D
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
G
and I've never been to Moscow
C
and I've never been to Tampa
G D
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
G C
we are the pirates who don't do anything
G D
we just stay at home, and lie around
G C
and if you ask us, to do anything
D G
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
G
and I've never hoist the main sail
C
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
G D
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
G
and I've never walked the gang plank
C
and I've never owned a parrot.
G D
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
G C
we are the pirates who don't do anything
G D
we just stay at home, and lie around
G C
and if you ask us, to do anything
D G
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
G
I've never plucked a rooster
C
and I am not too good at ping-pong
G
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
G
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
C
and I've never gotten head lice
G D
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
G
and I've never licked a spark-plug
C
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
G D
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
G
and I've never bathed in yogurt
C
and I don't look good in leggings
G D
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Chorus X2
Longest Time
[Chorus]
G D G C
Oh, oh, oh
D G
For the longest time
D G C
Oh, oh, oh
D
For the longest time
G D C D
If you said goodbye to me tonight
G D A D
There would still be music left to write
B Em
What else could I do
D7 G G7
I'm so inspired by you
C Am D G
That hasn't happened for the longest time
[Verse]
G D C D
Once I thought my innocence was gone
G D A D
Now I know that happiness goes on
B Em
Thats where you found me
D7 G G7
When you put your arms around me
C Am D G
I havent been there for the longest time
[Chorus]
G D G C
Oh, oh, oh
D G
For the longest time
D G C
Oh, oh, oh
D
For the longest
G D C D
Im that voice youre hearing in the hall
G D A D
And the greatest miracle of all
B Em
Is how I need you
D7 G G7
And how you needed me too
C Am D G
That hasnt happened for the longest time
[Verse]
D Em
Maybe this wont last very long
B7
But you feel so right
G
And I could be wrong
D Em
Maybe Ive been hoping too hard
A7
But Ive gone this far
D
And its more than I hoped for
G D C D
Who knows how much further well go on
G D A D
Maybe Ill be sorry when youre gone
B Em
Ill take my chances
D7 G G7
I forgot how nice romance is
C Am D G
I havent been there for the longest time
D Em
I had second thoughts at the start
B7
I said to myself
G
Hold on to your heart
D Em
Now I know the woman that you are
A7
Youre wonderful so far
D
And its more than I hoped for
G D C D
I dont care what consequence it brings
G D A D
I have been a fool for lesser things
B Em
I want you so bad
D7 G G7
I think you ought to know that
C Am D G
I intend to hold you for the longest time
Lean on Me
[Verse]
G C
Sometimes in our lives
G
we all have pain
Bm D
We all have sorrow
G C
But if we are wise
G D G
We know that there's always tomorrow
[Chorus]
G C
Lean on me, when you're not strong
G
And I'll be your friend
Bm D
I'll help you carry on
G C
For it won't be long
G
'Til I'm gonna need
D G
Somebody to lean on
[Verse]
G C
Please swallow your pride
G
If I have things
Bm D
you need to borrow
G C
For no one can fill
G
those of your needs
D G
That you don't let show
[Bridge]
G D G
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
G D G
We all need somebody to lean on
G D G
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
G D G
We all need somebody to lean on
[Chorus]
G C
Lean on me, when you're not strong
G
And I'll be your friend
Bm D
I'll help you carry on
G C
For it won't be long
G
'Til I'm gonna need
D G
Somebody to lean on
[Bridge]
G D G
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
G D G
We all need somebody to lean on
G D G
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
G D G
We all need somebody to lean on
[Verse]
G C
If there is a load
G
you have to bear
Bm D
That you can't carry
G C
I'm right up the road
G
I'll share your load
D G
If you just call me (call me)
[Chorus]
G C
Lean on me, when you're not strong
G
And I'll be your friend
Bm D
I'll help you carry on
G C
For it won't be long
G
'Til I'm gonna need
D G
Somebody to lean on
Jumper
[Chorus]
Cmaj7 G D
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Cmaj7 G D
You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin in, A-and
Cmaj7 G D
if you do not want to see me again
D Cmaj7 G D
I will Under-sta---i-a---i-and
D Cmaj7 G D
I will under-sta---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
Em
The angry boy, a bit too insane,
G
icing over a secret pain,
D
You know you don't belong.
Em
You're the first to fight, you're way to loud,
G
You're the flash of light, on a burial shroud
D
I know something's wrong
[Pre-Chorus]
Em Asus2 G
Cuz everyone I know has got a reason, to say,
put the past away.
[Chorus]
Cmaj7 G D
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Cmaj7 G D
You could cut ties with all the lies, that you've been livin in, a-and
Cmaj7 G D
if you do not want to see me again,
D Cmaj7 G D
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
D Cmaj7 G D
I would under-sta-a-a---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
Em
Well he's on the table and he's gone ta code,
G
And I do not think an one know what they are,
D
doing here-er
Em
And your friends have left, you've been dismissed,
G
I never thought it would come to this, and I,
D
I want you to know-o
[Pre-Chorus]
Em Asus2
Everyone's got to face down the demons, maybe today,
G
we can put the past away.
[Chorus]
Cmaj7 G D
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Cmaj7 G D
you could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin, a-and
Cmaj7 G D
if you do not want to see me again,
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