Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Great Green Gobs
(sung to the tune of The Old Gray Mare)
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Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
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mutilated monkey meat
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dirty little pigeon’s feet
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All mixed up with a pile of poison possum pus
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and me without my spoon
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And me without my spoon
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and me without my spoon
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Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
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and me without my spoon
We’ll use a straw!

Down by the Bay

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Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow

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Back to my home, I dare not go

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For if I do, my mother would say,

(verse spoken-no chords)
"Have you ever seen a bear combing his hair?"

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Down by the bay.

(verses)

Did you ev-er see a goose_ kissing a moose

Did you ev-er see a whale with a polka dot tail

Did you ev-er see a fly_ wear-ing a tie

Did you ev-er see a bear_ comb-ing_ his hair

Did you ev-er see llamas eating their pyjamas

Did you ev-er have a time when you couldn't make a rhyme

Do Your Ears Hang Low

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Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

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Can you tie them in a bow?

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Can you throw them o’er your shoulder

like a continental soldier?

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Do your ears hang low?

OTHER VERSES:
Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they’re dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your ears hang high?

Do your ears flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your ears flip-flop?

Do your ears hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your ears hang out

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

[Verse 1]
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Twinkle, twinkle little star.
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How I wonder what you are.
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Up above the world so high,
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Like a diamond in the sky.
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Twinkle, twinkle little star.
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How I wonder what you are.

[Verse 2]
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When the blazing sun is gone,
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When he nothing shines upon,
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Then you show your little light,
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Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.
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Twinkle, twinkle little star.
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How I wonder what you are.

[Verse 3]
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Then the traveler in the dark,
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Thanks you for your tiny spark,
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He could not see which way to go,
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If you did not twinkle so.
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Twinkle, twinkle little star.
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How I wonder what you are.

[Verse 4]
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In the dark blue sky you keep,
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And often through my curtains peep,
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For you never shut your eye,
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Till the sun is in the sky.
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Twinkle, twinkle little star.
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How I wonder what you are.

[Verse 5]
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As your bright and tiny spark,
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Lights the traveler in the dark.
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Though I know not what you are,
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
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Twinkle, twinkle little star.
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How I wonder what you are.

[Verse 6]
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
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How I wonder what you are.
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Up above the world so high,
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Like a diamond in the sky.

Waltzing Matilda

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Once a Jolly swagman, camped a by a billabong
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under the shade of a coolabah tree
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And he sang, and he watched, and he waited till his billy boiled
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you'll come a waltzing Matilda with me

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Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
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You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
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And he sang and he watched and he waited till his billy boiled
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you'll come a waltzing Matilda with me

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Down came a jumbuck to drink at the billabong,
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Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee,
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And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
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"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".

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Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
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"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
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And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
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"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".

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Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred,
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Down came the troopers, one, two, three,
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"Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?"
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"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".

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Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
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"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
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"Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?",
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"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".

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Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong,
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"You'll never catch me alive", said he,
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And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
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"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".

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Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
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"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
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And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
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"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me."

Ten in the Bed

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There were ten in a bed
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And the little one said,
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"Roll over, roll over.”
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So they all rolled over
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And one fell out.
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So they gave a little scream and they gave a little shout
(to the tune of Rule Britannia)
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Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas.
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Single beds are only made for 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9


Last:

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There was one in a bed
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And the little one said,
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I've got the whole bed to myself
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I've got the whole wide bed to myself

Lyrics

There were ten in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
There were seven in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
So they gave a little scream and they gave a little shout
Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas.
Single beds are only made for 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

There were nine in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
There were seven in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
So they gave a little scream and they gave a little shout
Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas.
Single beds are only made for 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

There were eight in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
There were seven in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
So they gave a little scream and they gave a little shout
Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas.
Single beds are only made for 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

There were seven in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
So they gave a little scream and they gave a little shout
Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas.
Single beds are only made for 1 2 3 4 5 6

There were six in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
So they gave a little scream and they gave a little shout
Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas.
Single beds are only made for 1 2 3 4 5

There were five in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
So they gave a little scream and they gave a little shout
Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas.
Single beds are only made for 1 2 3 4

There were four in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
So they gave a little scream and they gave a little shout
Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas.
Single beds are only made for 1 2 3

There were three in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
So they gave a little scream and they gave a little shout
Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas.
Single beds are only made for 1 2

There were two in a bed
And the little one said,
"Roll over, roll over.”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out.
So they gave a little scream and they gave a little shout
Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas.
Single beds are only made for 1

There was one in a bed
And the little one said,
(to the tune of He's Got the Whole World in His Hands)
I've got the whole bed to myself

She’ll be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes

[Verse 1]
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She'll be coming 'round the mountain
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When she comes?
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She'll be coming 'round the mountain
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When she comes.
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She'll be coming 'round the mountain,
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She'll be coming 'round the mountain,
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She'll be coming 'round the mountain,
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When she comes.

[Verse 2]
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She'll be driving six white horses
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When she comes
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She'll be driving six white horses
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When she comes
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She'll be driving six white horses
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She'll be driving six white horses
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She'll be driving six white horses
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When she comes

[Verse 3]
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Oh, we'll all come out to meet her
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When she comes
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Oh, we'll all come out to meet her
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When she comes
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Oh, we'll all come out to meet her
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Oh, we'll all come out to meet her
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Oh, we'll all come out to meet her
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When she comes

[Verse 4]
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We will kill the old red rooster
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When she comes
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We will kill the old red rooster
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When she comes
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We will kill the old red rooster
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We will kill the old red rooster
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We will kill the old red rooster
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When she comes

[Verse 5]
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We'll all have chicken n' dumplin's
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When she comes
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We'll all have chicken n' dumplin's
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When she comes
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We'll all have chicken n' dumplin's
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We'll all have chicken n' dumplin's
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We'll all have chicken n' dumplin's
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When she comes

Oh Susannah

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Oh I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee,
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I'm going to Louisiana, my true love for to see
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It rained all night the day I left, the weather it was dry
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The sun so hot I froze to death; Susanna, don't you cry.

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Oh, Susanna, don't you cry for me
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For I come from Alabama,
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with my banjo on my knee.

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I had a dream the other night when everything was still,
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I thought I saw Susanna coming up the hill,
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The buckwheat cake was in her mouth, the tear was in her eye,
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I said I'm coming from Dixieland, Susanna don't you cry.

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Oh, Susanna, don't you cry for me
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For I come from Alabama,
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with my banjo on my knee.

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I soon will be in New Orleans, and then I'll look around
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And when I find my gal Susanne, I'll fall upon the ground.
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But if I do not find her, this darkey'll surely die,
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and when I'm dead and buried, Susanna don't you cry.

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Oh, Susanna, don't you cry for me
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For I come from Alabama,
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with my banjo on my knee.