[Intro]
G# Fm G Cm
[Verse 1]
G# Fm
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
G Cm
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
G# Fm
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
G Cm
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
G# Fm
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
G Cm
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
G# Fm
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
G Cm
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
G# Fm
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
G Cm
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
G# Fm
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
G Cm
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
[Chorus]
G# Fm G Cm
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
I've churned butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish paradise
[Verse 2]
G# Fm
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
G Cm
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
G# Fm
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
G Cm
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
G# Fm
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
G Cm
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
G# Fm
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
G Cm
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
G# Fm
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
G Cm
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
G# Fm
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
G C#
We're just technologically impaired
[Pre-Chorus]
G# Fm G Cm
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury
G# Fm G Cm
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
[Chorus]
G# Fm G Cm
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
We're just plain and simple guys living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
There's no time for sin and vice living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
We don't fight we all play nice living in an Amish paradise
[Bridge]
G# Fm
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
G Cm
Raised the barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
G# Fm
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
G Cm
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
G# Fm
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
G Cm
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
G# Fm
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
G Cm
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney
[Chorus]
G# Fm G Cm
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
We're all crazy Mennonites living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
There's no cops or traffic lights living in an Amish paradise
G# Fm G Cm
But you'd probably think it bites living in an Amish paradise
[Outro]
G# Fm G Cm
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
G# Fm G Cm
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch
Bye Bye Bye
[Intro] G#m F# E
F#
Hey
G#m
Bye Bye Bye
[Verse]
G#m
I'm doing this tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight
F# C#m
I know this can't be right
E G#m
Hey baby come on
I loved you endlessly
But you weren't there for me
F# C#m E
So now it's time to leave and make it alone
[Chorus]
F#
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
E F#
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye
G#m
Don't wanna be a fool for you
F#
I'm just another player in your game for two
E C#m
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
F#
Bye, bye, bye
G#m
Don't really wanna make it tough
F#
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
E C#m
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
F# G#m
Bye, bye bye
[Verse]
G#m
Just hit me the truth
Girl you're more than welcome to
F# C#m E G#m
So give me one good reason, baby come on
I lived for you and me
And now I've really come to see
F# C#m
That life would be much better
E
Once you're gone
[Chorus]
F#
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
E F#
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye
G#m
Don't wanna be a fool for you
F#
I'm just another player in your game for two
E C#m
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
F#
Bye, bye, bye
G#m
Don't really wanna make it tough
F#
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
E C#m
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
F# G#m
Bye, bye bye
[Bridge]
G#m
I'm giving up, I know for sure
I don't want to be the reason for your love no more
I'm checking out, I'm signing off
I don't want to be the loser and I've had enough
[Chorus]
G#m F#
I don't wanna be your fool
E
In this game for two
C#m F# G#m
So I'm leaving you be - hind
F#
I don't wanna make it tough
E
But I've had enough
C#m F#
And it ain't no lie
G#m
Bye, bye
G#m
Don't wanna be a fool for you
F#
I'm just another player in your game for two
E C#m
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
F#
Bye, bye, bye
G#m
Don't really wanna make it tough
F#
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
E C#m
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
F# G#m
Bye, bye bye
White and Nerdy
F#m
They see me mowin'
C#m
My front lawn
Bm B7
I know they're all thinking
C#m7
I'm so White N' nerdy
F#m
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C#m
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
B7 C#m7
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
"Happy Days" is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing web sites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
Campfire Wishes
[Intro]
F#m E A D
[Verse 1]
F#m E A D
I thought that I've complained before,
F#m E A D
But this year I'm complaining so much more
F#m E A D
I've only been here for two nights
F#m E A D
And I think I've got a thousand skeeter bites
[Chorus]
D E
And my site's a little too far from the wata,
F#m D
And there aren't as many trees here as there oughta be,
E
And I ate some krispy treats made by my brother
F#m
Move on
F#m E
You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
A
I'm baking, Whining bout my family
D F#m E
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
F#m D
Me and all my fishes
F#m
I'm tripping tent stakes,
E A
I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
D F#m E
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
A D
Me and all my fishes
[Verse 2]
F#m E A D
There's oh so many I can blame
F#m E A D
But honestly who asked for all this rain
F#m E A D
Pinata swatted me right back
F#m E
Now I've gotta sing this solo
A D
Dause Katie's got too much yolo
[Chorus]
D E
And I heard that there's a problem with the faucet
F#m D
And my marshmallow melted in the fire
D E
And some story about our grandpa in a closet?
F#m
Move on
F#m E
Some history, Grandpa George was packing,
A
B stakeout Ethel tried for take out
D F#m E
But don't you take Aunt Mary's dishes,
A D
Or you'll be getting stitches
F#m E
We sang about couch weenies
A
And now a shooting at the Feeney's
D F#m E
But I'm still having campfire wishes
A D
Me and all my fishes
[Instrumental]
F#m E A D
[Bridge]
F#m
Post the facebook feet,
E
but then Lisa might get angry.
A
Post the facebook feet,
D
bumpity bump bump.
F#m
Post the facebook feet,
E
but then Lisa might get angry.
A
Post the facebook feet,
D
bumpity bump bump.
F#m
Post the facebook feet,
E
but then Lisa might get angry.
A
Post the facebook feet,
D
bumpity bump bump.
F#m
Post the facebook feet,
E
but then Lisa might get angry.
A
Lisa might get angry.
[Chorus]
F#m E
You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
A
I'm baking, Whining bout my family
D F#m E
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
A D
Me and all my fishes
F#m E
I'm tripping over tent stakes,
A
I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
D F#m E
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
A D
Me and all my fishes
[Outro] (single strum on chords)
E
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
D
Me and all my fishes
E
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
D
Me and all my fishes
Tweet It
[Verse]
F#m E
They said, "Hey don't you sing political songs F#m
This is a family camp
E
And that would just be wrong
D E
But I'm a bad listener and this song is just for fun
F#m
So tweet it
E
Just tweet it
F#m
B football player
E
Wants to kneel while you stand
F#m
Your friends in Charlosttesville E
say you should make demands
D
They wanna see tough
E
Better do what you can
F#m
So tweet it
E
When the press makes you mad
[Chorus]
F#m
Just tweet (tweet it)
E
Tweet it (tweet it)
F#m E
Show em you're a stable genius
F#m E
Facts aren't important for winning the fight F#m E
It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
F#m
Just tweet it
E
Just tweet it
F#m
Just tweet it
E
Just tweet it
[Verse]
F#m
They're out to get you
E
It's your FBI friends
F#m
Don't wanna make a big mess
E
In your best Depends
D
Just make something up
E
about 13 angry Dems
F#m
And tweet it
E
Just tweet it
F#m E
Robert DeNiro said a really mean thing
F#m
You're giant fragile ego
E
makes your ears go ring
D E
But you know Uncle Vladdy makes your coffers go cha-ching
F#m
So tweet it
E
When the press makes you mad
[Chorus]
F#m
Just tweet (tweet it)
E
Tweet it (tweet it)
F#m E
Show em you're a stable genius
F#m E
Facts aren't important for winning the fight
F#m E
It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
F#m
Just tweet it
E
Just tweet it
F#m
Just tweet it
E
Just tweet it
Couch Hot Dog
Top Song in August 2013[INTRO]
G
D
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
[Verse 1]
G
If you hungry I got a treat for you
It's from the sofa So what you gonna do
D
Maybe I'll starve to death If I eat it I'll go blind
Maybe I'm out of my mind
[Pre-Chorus]
G
It's from a Christmas past, and tales of yesteryear
It's just a hot dog, so what you got to fear
D
Just take a little bit
You wont need to vomit
It's got 800 comments
That's why I'm gon' take a
[Chorus]
G
Hot dog
It's from the sofa
It's not meat loafa
It's made from gofa
D
It's a hot dog
It just a wiener
That lost it's sheener
And's a little greener
G
You hate this hot dog
It's kinda scary
It's kinda hairy
Not kinda VERY
D
But it's a hot dog
It's good to eat it
You just can't beat it
Go ahead get at meat
[Verse 2]
G
You say it ain't food no more
But was it really food before?
What's the FDA for?
Vintage dogs upholstered in place
D
A taste that's so true
Hey, hey, hey
It's not like duck stew
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with duck stew?
Hey, hey, hey
[Pre-chorus:]
G
This family's kind of weird, they made me write this song
It's what the children feared, but I can do no wrong
G
This song goin down hill now
Hey, hey, hey
This could get insulting
Hey, hey, hey
It ain't nobody's faulting
Hey, hey, hey
[Chorus:]
G
That's why we're singing bout a couch dog
Topics departed
Look what we've started
Think Tracy farted
D
It's a couch dog
I added ketchup
Still tastes like plastic
This song's a classic
G
You hate this hot dog
I know you want it
You hate this hot dog
I know you want it
Its growing mold
I know you want it
D
But it's a hot dog
Mysterious meat
Tastes more like stank feet
Go ahead and try me
[Verse 3:]
G
One thing I ask of you
Don't get anywhere near me with that nasty food
It's black and blue, and halfway chewed
For a couch hot dog, that's nearly new.
D
If you're making s'mores then make me two
Throw a Rollo in the middle, it's something good
Fish party is laughable
But I could use a bit of neon green
G
Watch your back, 'cause I'ma throw it and make a scene
We could take a paddle boat, try to do a lap
Try to see if it'll float when we're piled up
D
And I Am not Above the love of a Jello shot
And I couldn't think of any words
That would finish up this verse
It's absurd
So back to you, Mike
[Bridge]
G
Shake your rump , get down, get up
D
Eat it like it hurt, like it hurt
What you doing like word
[Pre-Chorus]
G
Baby can you breathe? It's smells like stanky bratwurst
But hey the food is free If your appendix don't burst
D
That wieners so inviting
Hey, hey, hey
Why the heck we even fighting?
Hey, hey, hey
We used to camp at Brighton
[Chorus:]
G
That's why I wanted a couch dog
It's from the sofa
It's not meat loafa
It's made from gofa
D
It's a hot dog
It just a wiener
That lost it's sheener
And's a little greener
G
You hate this hot dog
It's kinda scary
It's kinda hairy
Not kinda VERY
D
But it's a hot dog
It's good to eat it
You just can't beat it
Go ahead get at meat
[Outro]
G
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
D
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
This Camp
[Verse 1]
A
Waking up to neck pain from sleeping in tents
F#m7
Even hanging out with folks who voted Trump/Pence
Dadd9
It’s hard
A
Yesterday was too hot, today is too damp
F#m7
It's funny how things never change in this Codd Camp
Dadd9 E
So far from the bars
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm7 E
And it's all about the simple things
A E/G# F#m7
Like glowstick wars and neon green and red cups around
Bm7 E
And all the many songs to sing
A A/G# F#m7
From when we were the children playing at every campground
D
And now I'm back with you now
[Chorus]
F#m7
If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Dadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
A
Over and over with friends and fam
F#m E A Dadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
F#m7 E A
Mmm-mm-mm
[Verse 2]
A
Each football game we play will end in a tie
F#m
And if the coals are too hot you'll burn your pizza pie
Dadd9
It’s so hard
E
So hard
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm7 E
And it's all about the stranger things
A A/G# F#m7
Like ranger traps and Ranger Pats and mannequins we found
Bm7 E
And all the many songs to sing
A A/G# F#m7
From when we were the children playing at every campground
Dadd9
And now I'm back with you now
[Chorus]
F#m7
If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Dadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
A
Over and over with friends and fam
F#m E A Dadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
A
You still call it rustic with your new microwave
F#m7
And the DNR comes from a far they say to behave
Dadd9
Over and over the only truth
F#m7 E A Dadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
F#m7 E A
Mmm-mm-mm
[Bridge]
F#m7 A/G#
And the stars in the sky
A
They make me ask why
Dadd9
I'd ever leave here
[Chorus]
F#m7
Cause if the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Dadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
A
Over and over with friends and fam
F#m7 E A Dadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
A
You still call it rustic with your satellite dish
F#m7
And seriously whats with this obsession with fish?
[Outro]
Dadd9
Over and over with friends and fam
F#m7 E A Dadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
F#m7 E A
Mmm-mm-mm
F#m7 E A Dadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
F#m7 E A
Mmm-mm-mm
Codd Camp Funk
[Verse 1]
Bm E
This fire ain't ice cold It's a campfire that's hot y'kno
Bm
This one's for them good Codds
E
Them bad Codds Straight family
Bm
Pining Whining
E
Campin away from the city
Bm
Got tent poles with rusty holes
E
And some weather That's so pretty
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
E
Call the ranger to the fire man
Bm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
E
Heard that Lee Scherwitz just retired man
Bm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
E
Say breakfast shots and you know where I am
Bm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
E
And the red cups fill with that honey
Break it down
[Chorus]
Bm
Family singing hallelujah
Bm
Paddle boats sinkin hallelujah
Bm
What were we thinking hallelujah
D
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
D
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
D
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
E
Saturday night and we gonna jam
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe just camp Come on!
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe just camp
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Verse 2]
Bm
Stop
Wait a minute
E
Sing that song with titanic in it
Duck duck goose,
Bm
I saw a bear
E
Volleyball, grab a chair!
Bm E
Ride to Brighton, Waterloo Laingsburg Michiganny
Bm
If we show up, We might get kicked out
E
Cause we got jello shots and boozed up rice krispies
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Bm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
E
Call the ranger to the fire man
Bm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
E
Heard that Lee Scherwitz just retired man
Bm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
E
Say breakfast shots and you know where
Bm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
E
And the red cups fill with that honey
Break it down
[Chorus]
Bm
Glowstick wars hallelujah
Bm
Shooting stars hallelujah
Bm
Moonshine jars hallelujah
D
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
D
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
D
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
E
Saturday night and we gonna jam
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe just camp Come on!
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe just camp
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Bridge]
Bm E Bm
Before we leave
E
I'm a tell y'all a lil' something
Bm E
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Bm E
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Bm Bm E
I said Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Bm E
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Bm
Safety dance, Jump on it
E
If you family then flaunt it
Bm
Fingers freaky Then own it
E
Don't brag about, just potluck
Bm
Safety dance, Jump on it
E
If you family then flaunt it
Bm
Well it's Saturday night and we gonna jam
E
Don't believe just camp
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe just camp
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe just camp
[Part-Chorus]
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Bm
Don't believe just camp
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Outro]
Bm E
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Bm E
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Bm Bm E
I said Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Bm E
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Uptown Funk
[Verse 1]
Bm E
This hit ,That ice cold Michelle Pfeiffer, That white gold
Bm
This one, for them hood girls
E
Them good girls,Straight masterpieces
Bm
Stylin', while in
E
Livin' it up in the city
Bm
Got Tux on with Saint Laurent
E
Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
E
Called a police and a fireman
Bm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
E
Make a dragon wanna retire man
Bm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
E
Say my name you know who I am
Bm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
E
F#m I bad 'bout that money
Break it down
[Chorus]
Bm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
Bm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
Bm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
D
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
D
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
D
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
E
Saturday night and we in the spot
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe me just watch
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Verse 2]
Bm
Stop
Wait a minute
E
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Take a sip,
Bm
sign a check
E
Julio! Get the stretch!
Bm E
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi
Bm
If we show up, we gon' show out
E
Smoother than a fresh dry skippy
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Bm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
E
Called a police and a fireman
Bm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
E
Make a dragon wanna retire man
Bm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
E
Say my name you know who I am
Bm
I'm too hot (hot damn)
E
F#m I bad 'bout that money
Break it down
[Chorus]
Bm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
Bm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
Bm
Girls sent you hallelujah (whuoo)
D
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
D
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
D
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
E
Saturday night and we in the spot
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe me just watch
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Bridge]
Bm E Bm
Before we leave
E
I'm a tell y'all a lil' something
Bm E
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Bm E
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Bm Bm E
I said Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Bm E
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Bm
Come on, dance Jump on it
E
If you sexy than flaunt it
Bm
If you freaky than own it
E
Don't brag about it, come show me
Bm
Come on, dance Jump on it
E
If you sexy than flaunt it
Bm
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
E
Don't believe me just watch
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Bm E Bm E
Don't believe me just watch
[Part-Chorus]
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Bm
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Outro]
Bm E
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Bm E
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Bm Bm E
I said Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Bm E
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Royals
[Verse 1]
E
I've never seen a diamond in the flesh
D A
I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies
E D
And I'm not proud of my address - in the torn up town
A
No postcode envy
[Chorus]
E
But every song's like: gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ballgowns, trashin' the hotel room
D A
We don't care - we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams
E
But everybody's like Cristal, Mayback, diamonds on your timepiece
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
D A
We don't care - we aren't caught up in your love affair
E
And we'll never be royals - It don't run in our blood
D
That kind of lux just ain't for us
A
We crave a different kind of buzz
E
Let me be your ruler - you can call me Queen Bee
D
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule
A E
Let me live that fantasy
[Verse 2]
E
My friends and I we've cracked the code
D A
We count our dollars on the train to the party
E D
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this
A
We didn't come from money
[Chorus]
E
But every song's like: gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ballgowns, trashin' the hotel room
D A
We don't care - we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams
E
But everybody's like Cristal, Mayback, diamonds on your timepiece
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
D A
We don't care - we aren't caught up in your love affair
E
And we'll never be royals - It don't run in our blood
D
That kind of lux just ain't for us
A
We crave a different kind of buzz
E
Let me be your ruler - you can call me Queen Bee
D
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule
A E
Let me live that fantasy
E
oh ooh oh ohh
D
We're bigger than we ever dreamed
A
And I'm in love with being queen
E
oh ooh oh ohh
D
Life's a game without a care
A
We aren't caught up in your love affair
E
And we'll never be royals - It don't run in our blood
D
That kind of lux just ain't for us
A
We crave a different kind of buzz
E
Let me be your ruler - you can call me Queen Bee
D
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule
A E
Let me live that fantasy