Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Great Green Gobs
 (sung to the tune of The Old Gray Mare)
 E
 Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
 B
 mutilated monkey meat
 E
 dirty little pigeon’s feet
 E
 All mixed up with a pile of poison possum pus
        B                      E
 and me without my spoon
         E          A         E
 And me without my spoon
         E         A          E
 and me without my spoon
 E
 Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
         B                     D 
 and me without my spoon
 We’ll use a straw!