Chorus:
A7 D
Oh, I don't want no more of camping life
G
Please mom, I wanna go
G
But they won't let me go
G D7 G D7 G
Please mom, I want to go hoo-oo-ome
G D7
The leaders that they give you, they say they're mighty fine
D7 G
But when they take their makeup off they look like Frankenstein
(chorus in between each verse)
The nurses that they give you, they say they're mighty fine
But when you break a finger, they break the other nine
The donuts that they give you, they say they're mighty fine
But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
The toilets that they give you, they say they're mighty fine
But when you go to flush them, they cut off your behind
The water that they give you, they say it's mighty fine
But when you take a sip of it, it tastes like turpentine
The lifeguards that they give you, they say they're mighty fine
But when you say you're drowning, they say you're doing fine 
The proper way to eat a cinnamon roll is to just bite into it