Chorus: A7 D Oh, I don't want no more of camping life D Please mom, I wanna go D But they won't let me go D A7 D A7 D Please mom, I want to go hoo-oo-ome D A7 The leaders that they give you, they say they're mighty fine A7 D But when they take their makeup off they look like Frankenstein (chorus in between each verse) The nurses that they give you, they say they're mighty fine But when you break a finger, they break the other nine The donuts that they give you, they say they're mighty fine But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine The toilets that they give you, they say they're mighty fine But when you go to flush them, they cut off your behind The water that they give you, they say it's mighty fine But when you take a sip of it, it tastes like turpentine The lifeguards that they give you, they say they're mighty fine But when you say you're drowning, they say you're doing fine