I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap

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Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. 
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Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. 
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I would slippy and I'd slidey, 
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Over everybody's hidey. 
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Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. 


Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. 
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. 
I would ooey and I'd gooey, 
Under everybody's shoey. 
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. 

Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. 
Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. 
I'd go down with a slurp, 
and come up with a burp. 
Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. 

Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root. 
Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root. 
I would sit upon the trail, 
And knock everyone on his tail. 
Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root. 

Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. 
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. 
I'd buzzy and I'd bitey, 
Under everybody's nighty. 
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. 

Oh, I wish I were a little squirty orange. 
Oh, I wish I were a little squirty orange. 
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty, 
Over everybody's shirty. 
Oh, I wish I were a little squirty orange. 


Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car.
Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car.
I'd go speedy, speedy, speedy
Over everybody's feety.
Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car.

Oh, I wish I were a fishy in the sea.
Oh, I wish I were a fishy in the sea.
Wouldn't I look cute
Without my swimming suit?
Oh, I wish I were a fishy in the sea.

Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin.
Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin.
Wouldn't it be fun
If I suddenly came undone?
Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin.

Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip.
Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip.
I'd stick to your hairs
And pull them out in pairs.
Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip.

Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk.
Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk.
I'd sit up in the trees
And perfume all the breeze.
Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk.

Oh, I wish I were a little sparrow bird.
Oh, I wish I were a little sparrow bird.
I'd sit up on the steeple
and dump on all the peeple.
Oh, I wish I were a little sparrow bird.

Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost.
Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost.
I'd give you such a scare
That you'd lose your underwear.
Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost.