If I Had a Million Dollars

[Intro]
 
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 G  D  Csus2
 G  D  Csus2
 G  D  Csus2
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 G     D              Csus2                       G
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 G    D          Csus2                    G
  I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
 G     D              Csus2                       G
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 G            D                   Csus2
  I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an 
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 ottoman)
 G         D              Csus2                       G
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 G          D         Csus2                      G
  Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (G nice Reliant automobile)
 G     D              Csus2               D
  If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 Csus2 D              G      ( G/F# )        Em               Csus2
  If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
 Csus2 D              G        ( G/F# )   Em                       Csus2
  If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
 Csus2 D              G
  If I had a million dollars  
         ( G/F# )         Em                            Csus2 (strum once)
  Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
                                          D (strum once)
  You know, we could just go up there and hang out
 
 
 [Break] (Talking part)
 
                             G
 Like open the fridge and stuff
                                 D
 There would already be laid out foods for us
        Csus2                                G 
 Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
 G                      D                                       Csus2
 They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
                    C (strum once)
 Well, can you blame 'em
 N.C.
 Uh, yeah
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 G     D              Csus2                       G
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 G          D                Csus2                              G 
  Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
 G         D              Csus2                       G 
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 G          D                  Csus2                       G 
  Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
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  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
 G          D                        Csus2     
  Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant 
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  bones)
 G         D              Csus2               D 
  And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 Csus2 D              G        ( G/F# )   Em                   Csus2
  If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
 Csus2 D              G        ( G/F# )      Em                Csus2
  If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
 Csus2 D              G         ( G/F# )   Em                Csus2(strum once)
  If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
                        D (strum once)
  But we would eat Kraft Dinner
 
 
 [Break]
 
                                      G
 Of course we would, we’d just eat more
            Csus2             D        
 And buy really expensive ketchups with it
                                          G
 That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
        Csus2       D (strum once) 
 Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 G     D              Csus2                       G      
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 G          D                 Csus2                                   G
  Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
 G         D              Csus2                       G
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 G          D            Csus2                  G
  Well, I'd buy you some art (G Picasso or a Garfunkel)
 G     D              Csus2                       G
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 G          D          Csus2                               G
  Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
 G     D              Csus2                 D
  If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
 
 
 [Outro]
 
 Csus2 D              G    ( G/F# ) Em             Csus2
  If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
 Csus2 D              G    ( G/F# ) Em             Csus2
  If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
 Csus2 D              G ( G/F# ) Em  D  Csus2
  If I had a million dollars
 D (strum once) 
  I'd be rich
 
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