G I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. D7 But I don't know why she swallowed a fly. G Perhaps she'll die. G I know an old lady who swallowed a spider D7 That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. G She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, D7 But I don't know why she swallowed a fly. G Perhaps she'll die. ...bird. How absurd to swallow a bird. ...cat. Imagine that to swallow a cat! ...dog. What a hog to swallow a dog! ...goat. Just openned her throat and swallowed a goat! ...cow. I don't know how she swallowed a cow. ...horse. She died of course.