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I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.
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But I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
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Perhaps she'll die.
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I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
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That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
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She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
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But I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
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Perhaps she'll die.
...bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
...cat.
Imagine that to swallow a cat!
...dog.
What a hog to swallow a dog!
...goat.
Just openned her throat and swallowed a goat!
...cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
...horse.
She died of course. 
The proper way to eat a cinnamon roll is to just bite into it