[Verse 1]
G Cadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
G Cadd9
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
G Cadd9
Five days since you laughed at me saying
G Cadd9
"Get that together come back and see me"
G Cadd9
Three days since the living room
G Cadd9
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
G Cadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
G Cadd9
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
[Chorus]
Em7 Dsus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
G/B Cadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Em7 Dsus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
G/B
Can't understand what I mean?
Cadd9
Well, you soon will
Em7 Dsus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
G/B Cadd9
I have a history of taking off my shirt
[Verse 2]
G Cadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
G
Threw your arms in the air
Cadd9
and said "You're crazy"
G Cadd9
Five days since you tackled me
G Cadd9
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
G Cadd9
It's been three days since the afternoon
G
You realized it's not my fault
Cadd9
not a moment too soon
G Cadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
G Cadd9
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
[Chorus]
Em7 Dsus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
G/B Cadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Em7 Dsus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
G/B
Can't understand what I mean?
Cadd9
Well, you soon will
Em7 Dsus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
G/B Cadd9
I have a history of losing my shirt
[Verse 3]
G Cadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
G
Dropped your arms to your sides
Cadd9
and said "I'm sorry"
G Cadd9
Five days since I laughed at you and said
G Cadd9
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
G Cadd9
Three days since the living room
G
We realized we're both to blame,
Cadd9
but what could we do?
G Cadd9
Yesterday you just smiled at me
G Cadd9
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
[Outro]
G Dsus4
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
G Dsus4
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
G Dsus4
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
G
The proper way to eat a cinnamon roll is to just bite into it