One Week

[Verse 1]
 
          C                   Fadd9
 It's been one week since you looked at me
 C                            Fadd9
 Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
 C                   Fadd9
 Five days since you laughed at me saying
 C                  Fadd9 
 "Get that together come back and see me"
 C                    Fadd9
 Three days since the living room
 C                             Fadd9
 I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
 C               Fadd9
 Yesterday you'd forgiven me
 C                                          Fadd9
 but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
 
 
 
 Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
 
 As I make you stop, think
 
 You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
 
 I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
 
 I like the sushi 
 
 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
 
 Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
 
 Big like LeAnn Rimes
 
 Because I'm all about value
 
 Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
 
 You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
 
 Gonna make a break and take a fake
 
 I'd like a stinkin achin shake
 
 I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
 
 Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
 
 The vertigo is gonna grow
 
 Cause it's so dangerous,
 
 you'll have to sign a waiver
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 Am7                    Gsus4
 How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
 C/E                Fadd9
 Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
 Am7                     Gsus4
 I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
 C/E 
 Can't understand what I mean?
 Fadd9
 Well, you soon will
 Am7                  Gsus4
 I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
 C/E                 Fadd9
 I have a history of taking off my shirt
 
 
 [Verse 2]
 
          C                   Fadd9
 It's been one week since you looked at me
 C
 Threw your arms in the air
 Fadd9
 and said "You're crazy"
 C                   Fadd9
 Five days since you tackled me
 C                      Fadd9
 I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
 C                          Fadd9             
 It's been three days since the afternoon
 C
 You realized it's not my fault
 Fadd9
 not a moment too soon
 C               Fadd9
 Yesterday you'd forgiven me
 C                                              Fadd9
 And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Chickity China the Chinese chicken
 
 You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
 
 Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
 
 We're dans la maison
 
 I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
 
 Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
 
 Like Sting I'm tantric
 
 Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
 
 
 
 Like Kurasawa I make mad films
 
 Okay, I don't make films
 
 But if I did they'd have a Samurai
 
 Gonna get a set a' better clubs
 
 Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
 
 Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
 
 Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
 
 'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
 
 That make me think the wrong thing
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 Am7                    Gsus4
 How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
 C/E                Fadd9
 Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
 Am7                     Gsus4
 I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
 C/E 
 Can't understand what I mean?
 Fadd9
 Well, you soon will
 Am7                  Gsus4
 I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
 C/E                 Fadd9
 I have a history of losing my shirt
 
 
 [Verse 3]
 
           C                  Fadd9
 It's been one week since you looked at me
 C
 Dropped your arms to your sides
 Fadd9
 and said "I'm sorry"
 C                 Fadd9
 Five days since I laughed at you and said 
 C                         Fadd9
 "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
 C                           Fadd9
 Three days since the living room
 C                    
 We realized we're both to blame,
 Fadd9
 but what could we do?
 C                  Fadd9
 Yesterday you just smiled at me
 C                                               Fadd9
 Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
 
 [Outro]
 C                                         Gsus4
 It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
 C                                         Gsus4
 It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
 C                              Gsus4
 Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
 
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