Songs

[Intro]
 
 F#m             E              A           D
 
 
 [Verse 1]
 
 F#m             E              A           D
 I thought that I've complained before,
     F#m                 E               A           D
 But this year I'm complaining so much more
 F#m               E            A       D
 I've only been here for two nights
       F#m                E                A        D
 And I think I've got a thousand skeeter bites
 
 [Chorus]
 
 D                      E
 And my site's a little too far from the wata,
 F#m                                D
 And there aren't as many trees here as there oughta be,
                   E
 And I ate some krispy treats made by my brother
   F#m
 Move on
 
              F#m                   E
 You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
               A
 I'm baking, Whining bout my family
 D              F#m             E
 But I'll be having campfire wishes, 
 F#m              D
 Me and all my fishes
      F#m
 I'm tripping tent stakes,
  E              A
 I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
 D               F#m            E
 But I'll be having campfire wishes,
 A                 D
 Me and all my fishes
 
 [Verse 2]
 
 F#m             E             A         D
 There's oh so many I can blame
         F#m             E                  A             D
 But honestly who asked for all this rain
 F#m                E           A            D
 Pinata swatted me right back
               F#m                E
 Now I've gotta sing this solo
                 A                      D
 Dause Katie's got too much yolo
 
 [Chorus]
 
 D                       E
 And I heard that there's a problem with the faucet
 F#m                                D
 And my marshmallow melted in the fire
 D                      E
 And some story about our grandpa in a closet?
 F#m
 Move on
 
              F#m                  E
 Some history, Grandpa George was packing,
              A
 B stakeout Ethel tried for take out
 D              F#m             E
 But don't you take Aunt Mary's dishes,
 A                  D
 Or you'll be getting stitches
 F#m                         E
 We sang about couch weenies 
           A
 And now a shooting at the Feeney's
 D             F#m                E
 But I'm still having campfire wishes
 A                 D
 Me and all my fishes
 
 [Instrumental]
 
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 [Bridge]
 
 F#m
 Post the facebook feet,
 E
 but then Lisa might get angry.
 A
 Post the facebook feet,
       D
 bumpity bump bump.
 F#m
 Post the facebook feet,
 E
 but then Lisa might get angry.
 A
 Post the facebook feet,
       D
 bumpity bump bump.
 
 F#m
 Post the facebook feet,
 E
 but then Lisa might get angry.
 A
 Post the facebook feet,
       D
 bumpity bump bump.
 F#m
 Post the facebook feet,
 E
 but then Lisa might get angry.
 A
 Lisa might get angry.
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
              F#m                         E
 You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
               A
 I'm baking, Whining bout my family
 D              F#m             E
 But I'll be having campfire wishes,
 A                  D
 Me and all my fishes
 F#m                       E
 I'm tripping over tent stakes,
            A
 I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
 D               F#m            E
 But I'll be having campfire wishes,
 A                 D
 Me and all my fishes
 
 
 [Outro] (single strum on chords)
 
                                 E
 But I'll be having campfire wishes,
                   D
 Me and all my fishes
 
                                 E
 But I'll be having campfire wishes,
                   D
 Me and all my fishes
 

[Verse]
 F#m                                              E
 They said, "Hey don't you sing political songs           F#m
 This is a family camp
                    E
 And that would just be wrong
         D                                        E
 But I'm a bad listener and this song is just for fun
      F#m
 So tweet it
        E
 Just tweet it
 F#m
 B football player
                   E
 Wants to kneel while you stand
            F#m
 Your friends in Charlosttesville                  E
 say you should make demands
         D
 They wanna see tough
            E
 Better do what you can
      F#m
 So tweet it
               E
 When the press makes you mad
 
 [Chorus]
 F#m
 Just tweet (tweet it)
 E
 Tweet it (tweet it)
 F#m                                  E
 Show em you're a stable genius
           F#m                                 E
 Facts aren't important for winning the fight   F#m                              E
 It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
         F#m
 Just tweet it
         E
 Just tweet it
         F#m
 Just tweet it
         E
 Just tweet it
 
 [Verse]
 F#m
 They're out to get you
            E
 It's your FBI friends
            F#m
 Don't wanna make a big mess
                    E
 In your best Depends
         D
 Just make something up
            E
 about 13 angry Dems
       F#m
 And tweet it
         E
 Just tweet it
 F#m                                                    E
 Robert DeNiro said a really mean thing
             F#m
 You're giant fragile ego
                       E
 makes your ears go ring
              D                                                                E
 But you know Uncle Vladdy makes your coffers go cha-ching
       F#m
 So tweet it
              E
 When the press makes you mad
 
 [Chorus]
 F#m
 Just tweet (tweet it)
 E
 Tweet it (tweet it)
 F#m                                  E
 Show em you're a stable genius
           F#m                                 E
 Facts aren't important for winning the fight
    F#m                              E
 It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
         F#m
 Just tweet it
         E
 Just tweet it
         F#m
 Just tweet it
         E
 Just tweet it

Top Song in August 2013[INTRO]  
 G
           D          
 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey
 [Verse 1]
 G                  
 If you hungry  I got a treat for you
 It's from the sofa So what you gonna do
 D                     
 Maybe I'll starve to death  If I eat it I'll go blind                   
   Maybe I'm out of my mind
 [Pre-Chorus]
 G                    
 It's from a Christmas past,  and tales of yesteryear
 It's just a hot dog, so what you got to fear
 D
  Just take a little bit
  You wont need to vomit
  It's got 800 comments
 That's why I'm gon' take a 
 [Chorus]
 G
 Hot dog 
 It's from the sofa
  It's not meat loafa
  It's made from gofa
          D
  It's a hot dog
  It just a wiener
  That lost it's sheener
  And's a little greener
              G
  You hate this hot dog
  It's kinda scary
  It's kinda hairy
  Not kinda VERY
              D
  But it's a hot dog
  It's good to eat it
  You just can't beat it
  Go ahead get at meat
 [Verse 2]
 G
 You say it ain't food no more
  But was it really food before?
  What's the FDA for?
 Vintage dogs upholstered in place
 D
  A taste that's so true
 Hey, hey, hey 
 It's not like duck stew
 Hey, hey, hey 
 What rhymes with duck stew?
 Hey, hey, hey
 [Pre-chorus:]
 G
 This family's kind of weird,  they made me write this song
 It's what the children feared, but I can do no wrong
 G
  This song goin down hill now
 Hey, hey, hey 
 This could get insulting
 Hey, hey, hey 
 It ain't nobody's faulting
 Hey, hey, hey
 [Chorus:]
                                G
 That's why we're singing bout a couch dog
  Topics departed
  Look what we've started
  Think Tracy farted
          D
  It's a couch dog
  I added ketchup
  Still tastes like plastic
  This song's a classic
              G
  You hate this hot dog
 I know you want it 
 You hate this hot dog
 I know you want it
 Its growing mold
 I know you want it
              D
 But it's a hot dog 
 Mysterious meat
 Tastes more like stank feet
 Go ahead and try me
 [Verse 3:]
 G
 One thing I ask of you 
 Don't get anywhere near me with that nasty food
  It's black and blue, and halfway chewed
 For a couch hot dog, that's nearly new.
 D
  If you're making s'mores then make me two
  Throw a Rollo in the middle, it's something good
  Fish party is laughable
 But I could use a bit of neon green
 G
  Watch your back, 'cause I'ma throw it and make a scene
  We could take a paddle boat, try to do a lap
  Try to see if it'll float when we're piled up
 D
  And I    Am not     Above the love of a Jello shot
  And I couldn't think of any words
  That would finish up this verse
  It's absurd
 So back to you, Mike
 [Bridge]
 G
 Shake your rump , get down, get up
 D
 Eat it like it hurt, like it hurt
 What you doing like word
 [Pre-Chorus]
 G
 Baby can you breathe? It's smells like stanky bratwurst
 But hey the food is free If your appendix don't burst
 D
  That wieners so inviting
 Hey, hey, hey 
 Why the heck we even fighting?
 Hey, hey, hey 
 We used to camp at Brighton
 [Chorus:]
                   G
 That's why I wanted a couch dog
  It's from the sofa
  It's not meat loafa
  It's made from gofa
          D
  It's a hot dog
  It just a wiener
  That lost it's sheener
  And's a little greener
              G
  You hate this hot dog
  It's kinda scary
  It's kinda hairy
  Not kinda VERY
              D
  But it's a hot dog
  It's good to eat it
  You just can't beat it
  Go ahead get at meat
 [Outro]
 G
 Everybody get up
 Everybody get up
           D
 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey

[Verse 1]
 A
 Waking up to neck pain from sleeping in tents
 F#m7
 Even hanging out with folks who voted Trump/Pence
 Dadd9   
 It’s hard
 A
  Yesterday was too hot, today is too damp
      F#m7
  It's funny how things never change in this Codd Camp
    Dadd9        E
  So far from the bars
 [Pre-Chorus]
 Bm7                      E
  And it's all about the simple things
                   A              E/G#        F#m7
 Like glowstick wars and neon green and red cups around
 Bm7              E
  And all the many songs to sing
                       A                   A/G#     F#m7
  From when we were the children playing at every campground
                           D
  And now I'm back with you now
 [Chorus]
        F#m7
  If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
       Dadd9
 Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
 A
 Over and over with friends and fam
 F#m   E        A     Dadd9
 Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
 F#m7  E A
 Mmm-mm-mm
 
 [Verse 2]
   A
  Each football game we play will end in a tie
        F#m
  And if the coals are too hot you'll burn your pizza pie
      Dadd9   
 It’s so hard
    E
 So hard
 
 [Pre-Chorus]
 Bm7                      E
  And it's all about the stranger things
                   A              A/G#        F#m7
 Like ranger traps and Ranger Pats and mannequins we found
 Bm7              E
  And all the many songs to sing
                       A                   A/G#     F#m7
  From when we were the children playing at every campground
                           Dadd9
  And now I'm back with you now
 [Chorus]
        F#m7
  If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
       Dadd9
 Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
 A
 Over and over with friends and fam
 F#m   E         A     Dadd9
  Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
     A
  You still call it rustic with your new microwave
      F#m7
 And the DNR comes from a far they say to behave
 Dadd9
 Over and over the only truth 
 F#m7   E       A     Dadd9
 Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam 
 F#m7  E A
 Mmm-mm-mm
 
 [Bridge]
 F#m7                     A/G#
  And the stars in the sky
                   A
  They make me ask why
                    Dadd9
  I'd ever leave here
 [Chorus]
        F#m7
  Cause if the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
       Dadd9
 Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
 A
 Over and over with friends and fam
 F#m7   E        A     Dadd9
  Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
     A
  You still call it rustic with your satellite dish
      F#m7 
  And seriously whats with this obsession with fish?
 [Outro]
 Dadd9
 Over and over with friends and fam
 F#m7  E        A     Dadd9
 Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
 F#m7  E A
 Mmm-mm-mm
 F#m7  E        A     Dadd9
 Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
 F#m7  E A
 Mmm-mm-mm