Whale of a Tale

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Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
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D whale of a tale or two
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'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
F Bb F C
On nights like this with the moon above
F Bb F C
D whale of a tale and it's all true
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I swear by my tattoo

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There was Mermaid Minnie, met her down in Madagascar
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She would kiss me, any time that I would ask her
Dm Bb F Am C
Then one evening her flame of love blew out
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Blow me down and pick me up!
F C Am F
She swapped me for a trout

F Bb C
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
F Bb C
D whale of a tale or two
F Bb Dm C
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
F Bb F C
On nights like this with the moon above
F Bb F C
D whale of a tale and it's all true
F C F
I swear by my tattoo

Dm Bb F C
There was Typhoon Tessie, met her on the coast of Java
Dm Bb F C
When we kissed I bubbled up like molten lava
Dm Bb F Am C
Then she gave me the scare of my young life
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Blow me down and pick me up!
F C Am F
She was the captain's wife

F Bb C
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
F Bb C
D whale of a tale or two
F Bb Dm C
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
F Bb F C
On nights like this with the moon above
F Bb F C
D whale of a tale and it's all true
F C F
I swear by my tattoo

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Then there was Harpoon Hannah
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Had a look that spelled out danger
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My heart quivered when she whispered,
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"I'm there, stranger"
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Bought her trinkets
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That sailors can't afford
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(Sailors can't afford)
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And when I spent my last red cent
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She tossed me overboard!

F Bb C
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
F Bb C
D whale of a tale or two
F Bb Dm C
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
F Bb F C
On nights like this with the moon above
F Bb F C
D whale of a tale and it's all true
F C F
I swear by my tattoo