[Intro]
Gm C
Gm C
[Verse 1]
Gm Bb
All around me are familiar faces
F C
Worn out places, worn out faces
Gm Bb
Bright and early for their daily races
F C
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Gm Bb
Their tears are filling up their glasses
F C
No expression, no expression
Gm Bb
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
F C
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
[Chorus]
Gm C Gm
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
C Gm
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
C Gm
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
C
When people run in circles, it's a very, very
Gm C
Mad world
Gm C
Mad world
[Verse 2]
Gm Bb
Children waiting for the day they feel good
F C
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Gm Bb
Made to feel the way that every child should
F C
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Gm Bb
Went to school, and I was very nervous
F C
No one knew me, no one knew me
Gm Bb
Hello, teacher, tell me what's my lesson
F C
Look right through me, look right through me
[Chorus]
Gm C Gm
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
C Gm
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
C Gm
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
C
When people run in circles, it's a very, very
Gm C
Mad world
Gm C
Mad world
Gm C
Enlarge your world
Gm C
Mad world
I Will Survive
[Intro]
A7
[Verse]
Dm Gm
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
C Fmaj7
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong,
Asus4 A
And I grew strong; and I learned how to get along.
Dm Gm
But now you're back, from outer space,
C Fmaj7
I just walked in, to find you here, with that sad look upon your face.
Bbmaj7
I should have changed that stupid lock,
Em7b5
I should have made you leave your key,
Asus4 A
If I had known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me.
[Chorus]
Dm Gm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
C Fmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Asus4 A
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Dm Gm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
C Fmaj7
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Asus4 A Dm
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
Dm Gm C Fmaj7 Bbmaj7 Em7b5 Asus4 A
[Verse]
Dm Gm
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
C Fmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Asus4 A7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Dm Gm
And you see me; somebody new,
C Fmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Asus4 A
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
Dm Gm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
C Fmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Asus4 A
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Dm Gm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
C Fmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Asus4 A Dm
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Break]
Dm Gm
[Chorus]
Dm Gm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
C Fmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Asus4 A
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Dm Gm
No no, not I; I will sur-vive,
C Fmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Asus4 A Dm
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
Dm Gm C Fmaj7 Bbmaj7 Em7b5 Asus4 A
[Verse]
Dm Gm
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
C Fmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Asus4 A7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Dm Gm
And you see me; somebody new,
C Fmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Asus4 A
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
Dm Gm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
C Fmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Asus4 A
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Dm Gm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
C Fmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Asus4 A Dm
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Interlude]
Dm Gm C Fmaj7 Bbmaj7 Em7b5 Asus4 A
[Chorus]
Dm Gm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
C Fmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more…
(Fade)
If I Had a Million Dollars
[Intro]
F C Bbsus2
F C Bbsus2
F C Bbsus2
F C Bbsus2
[Verse]
F C Bbsus2 F
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
F C Bbsus2 F
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
F
ottoman)
F C Bbsus2 F
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (F nice Reliant automobile)
F C Bbsus2 C
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Bbsus2 C F
If I had a million dollars
( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
C (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
[Break] (Talking part)
F
Like open the fridge and stuff
C
There would already be laid out foods for us
Bbsus2 F
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
F C Bbsus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Bb (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah
[Verse]
F C Bbsus2 F
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
F C Bbsus2 F
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
F C Bbsus2 F
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
F
bones)
F C Bbsus2 C
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
C (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
[Break]
F
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
Bbsus2 C
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
F
That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Bbsus2 C (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
[Verse]
F C Bbsus2 F
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
F C Bbsus2 F
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you some art (F Picasso or a Garfunkel)
F C Bbsus2 F
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
F C Bbsus2 C
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[Outro]
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm C Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars
C (strum once)
I'd be rich
F Bb C F
Rare Old Mountain Dew
[Verse 1]
F Bb F C
Where the grasses grow, And the waters flow, In a free and easy way
F Bb F C F
But give me enough, Of the rare ol' stuff, That's made near Galway Bay
F F F Dm
Come goughers all, From Donegal, Sligo and Leitrim too
F Bb F C F
And we'll give 'em the slip,And we'll take a sip, Of the rare ol mountain dew
[Chorus]
F Bb F C
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
F Bb F C F
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day
[Verse 2]
F F
There's a neat little still At the foot of the hill
F Bb
Where the smoke curls up to the sky
F Bb
By the whiff and the smell, You can plainly tell
F C F
That there's poteen brewin' nearby
F F F Bb
For it fills the air, With a perfume rare, And betwixt both me and you
F Bb F C F
And it's home we go, With a pint or bowl, Or a bucket full a mountain dew
[Chorus]
F Bb F C
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
F Bb F C F
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day
[Verse 3]
F F F Bb
Now learned men, Who use the pen, Have written your praises high
F Bb F C F
Of the rare poteen, From Ireland green, That's made from wheat and rye
F F F Bb
So, Away with yer pills, It'll cure all ills, Be ya, Pagan, Christian or Jew
F Bb F C F
So take off yer coat, And grease yer throat, With a bucketfull of mountain dew
[Chorus]
F Bb F C
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
F Bb F C F
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day
F Bb F C
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
F Bb F C F
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day
Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything
F Bb
we are the pirates who don't do anything
F C
we just stay at home, and lie around
F Bb
and if you ask us, to do anything
C F
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
F
well I've never been to Greenland
Bb
and I've never been to Denver
F C
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
F
and I've never been to Moscow
Bb
and I've never been to Tampa
F C
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
F Bb
we are the pirates who don't do anything
F C
we just stay at home, and lie around
F Bb
and if you ask us, to do anything
C F
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
F
and I've never hoist the main sail
Bb
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
F C
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
F
and I've never walked the gang plank
Bb
and I've never owned a parrot.
F C
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
F Bb
we are the pirates who don't do anything
F C
we just stay at home, and lie around
F Bb
and if you ask us, to do anything
C F
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
F
I've never plucked a rooster
Bb
and I am not too good at ping-pong
F
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
F
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
Bb
and I've never gotten head lice
F C
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
F
and I've never licked a spark-plug
Bb
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
F C
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
F
and I've never bathed in yogurt
Bb
and I don't look good in leggings
F C
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Chorus X2
One Headlight
[Intro]
Fsus4 N.C.
Bb F A7 Dm F/C
Bb F A7 Dm F/C
[Verse 1]
Bb F
So long ago, I don't remember when
A7 Dm F/C
That's when they say I lost my only friend
Bb F
Well they said she died easy of a broken heart disease
A7 Dm F/C
As I listened through the cemetery trees
[Interlude]
Bb F A7 Dm F/C
[Verse 2]
Bb F
I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn
A7 Dm F/C
The long broken arm of human law
Bb F
Now it always seemed such a waste she always had a pretty face
A7 Dm F/C
I wondered how she hung around this place
[Pre-Chorus]
Bb Bb A7 A7
Hey
[Chorus]
Bb
Come on try a little
F
Nothing is forever
Gm7 C
Got to be something better than
In the middle
Bb
Me & Cinderella
F
Put it all together
Gm7 C C7sus4
We can drive it home
Bb
With one headlight
[Instrumental]
(Bb) F A7 Dm F/C
[Verse 3]
Bb
She said it's cold
F
It feels like Independence Day
A7 Dm F/C
And I can't break away from this parade
Bb
But there's got to be an opening
F
Somewhere here in front of me
A7 Dm F/C
Through this maze of ugliness and greed
Bb
And I seen the sun up ahead
F
At the county line bridge
A7 Dm F/C
Sayin' all there's good and nothingness is dead
Bb
We'll run until she's out of breath
F
She ran until there's nothin' left
A7 Dm F/C
She hit the end-it's just her window ledge
[Pre-Chorus]
Bb Bb A7 A7
Hey hey
[Chorus]
Bb
Come on try a little
F
Nothing is forever
Gm7 C
Got to be something better than
In the middle
Bb
Me & Cinderella
F
Put it all together
Gm7 C C7sus4
We can drive it home
Bb
With one headlight
[Instrumental]
(Bb) F A7 Dm F/C
Bb F A7 Dm F/C
[Verse 4]
Bb
Well this place is old
F
It feels just like a beat up truck
A7 Dm F/C
I turn the engine, but the engine doesn't turn
Bb
Well it smells of cheap wine & cigarettes
F
This place is always such a mess
A7 Dm F/C
Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn
Bb F
I'm so alone, and I feel just like somebody else
A7 Dm F/C
Man, I ain't changed, but I know I ain't the same
Bb F
But somewhere here in between the city walls of dyin' dreams
A7 Dm F/C
I think her death it must be killin' me
[Pre-Chorus]
Bb Bb A7 A7
Hey hey hey
[Chorus]
Bb
Come on try a little
F
Nothing is forever
Gm7 C
Got to be something better than
In the middle
Bb
Me & Cinderella
F
Put it all together
Gm7
We can drive it home
C (C7sus4) Bb F Gm7 C
With one headlight
[Outro]
Bb F Gm7 C
(repeat and fade)
Little Boxes
F Bb F
Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky-tacky
F C7 F C
Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same
F Bb F
There's a green one, and a pink one, and a blue one, and a yellow one
F C7 F C7 F
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same
F Bb F
And the people in the houses, all went to the uni-versity
F C7 F C
Where they all were put in boxes, and they came out all the same
F Bb F
And there's doctors, and there's lawyers, and business ex-ecutives
F C7 F C7 F
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same
F Bb F
And they all play on the golf course, and drink their mar-tinis dry
F C7 F C
And they all have pretty children, and the children go to school
F Bb F
And the children go to summer camp, and then to the uni-versity
F C7 F C7 F
Where they all are put in boxes, and they come out all the same
F Bb F
And the boys go into business, and marry and raise a family
F C7 F C
In boxes made of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same
F Bb F
There's a green one, and a pink one, and a blue one, and a yellow one
F C7 F C7 F
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same
Longest Time
[Chorus]
F C F Bb
Oh, oh, oh
C F
For the longest time
C F Bb
Oh, oh, oh
C
For the longest time
F C Bb C
If you said goodbye to me tonight
F C G C
There would still be music left to write
A Dm
What else could I do
C7 F F7
I'm so inspired by you
Bb Gm C F
That hasn't happened for the longest time
[Verse]
F C Bb C
Once I thought my innocence was gone
F C G C
Now I know that happiness goes on
A Dm
Thats where you found me
C7 F F7
When you put your arms around me
Bb Gm C F
I havent been there for the longest time
[Chorus]
F C F Bb
Oh, oh, oh
C F
For the longest time
C F Bb
Oh, oh, oh
C
For the longest
F C Bb C
Im that voice youre hearing in the hall
F C G C
And the greatest miracle of all
A Dm
Is how I need you
C7 F F7
And how you needed me too
Bb Gm C F
That hasnt happened for the longest time
[Verse]
C Dm
Maybe this wont last very long
A7
But you feel so right
F
And I could be wrong
C Dm
Maybe Ive been hoping too hard
G7
But Ive gone this far
C
And its more than I hoped for
F C Bb C
Who knows how much further well go on
F C G C
Maybe Ill be sorry when youre gone
A Dm
Ill take my chances
C7 F F7
I forgot how nice romance is
Bb Gm C F
I havent been there for the longest time
C Dm
I had second thoughts at the start
A7
I said to myself
F
Hold on to your heart
C Dm
Now I know the woman that you are
G7
Youre wonderful so far
C
And its more than I hoped for
F C Bb C
I dont care what consequence it brings
F C G C
I have been a fool for lesser things
A Dm
I want you so bad
C7 F F7
I think you ought to know that
Bb Gm C F
I intend to hold you for the longest time
Lean on Me
[Verse]
F Bb
Sometimes in our lives
F
we all have pain
Am C
We all have sorrow
F Bb
But if we are wise
F C F
We know that there's always tomorrow
[Chorus]
F Bb
Lean on me, when you're not strong
F
And I'll be your friend
Am C
I'll help you carry on
F Bb
For it won't be long
F
'Til I'm gonna need
C F
Somebody to lean on
[Verse]
F Bb
Please swallow your pride
F
If I have things
Am C
you need to borrow
F Bb
For no one can fill
F
those of your needs
C F
That you don't let show
[Bridge]
F C F
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
F C F
We all need somebody to lean on
F C F
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
F C F
We all need somebody to lean on
[Chorus]
F Bb
Lean on me, when you're not strong
F
And I'll be your friend
Am C
I'll help you carry on
F Bb
For it won't be long
F
'Til I'm gonna need
C F
Somebody to lean on
[Bridge]
F C F
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
F C F
We all need somebody to lean on
F C F
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
F C F
We all need somebody to lean on
[Verse]
F Bb
If there is a load
F
you have to bear
Am C
That you can't carry
F Bb
I'm right up the road
F
I'll share your load
C F
If you just call me (call me)
[Chorus]
F Bb
Lean on me, when you're not strong
F
And I'll be your friend
Am C
I'll help you carry on
F Bb
For it won't be long
F
'Til I'm gonna need
C F
Somebody to lean on
Jumper
[Chorus]
Bbmaj7 F C
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Bbmaj7 F C
You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin in, A-and
Bbmaj7 F C
if you do not want to see me again
C Bbmaj7 F C
I will Under-sta---i-a---i-and
C Bbmaj7 F C
I will under-sta---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
Dm
The angry boy, a bit too insane,
F
icing over a secret pain,
C
You know you don't belong.
Dm
You're the first to fight, you're way to loud,
F
You're the flash of light, on a burial shroud
C
I know something's wrong
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm Gsus2 F
Cuz everyone I know has got a reason, to say,
put the past away.
[Chorus]
Bbmaj7 F C
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Bbmaj7 F C
You could cut ties with all the lies, that you've been livin in, a-and
Bbmaj7 F C
if you do not want to see me again,
C Bbmaj7 F C
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
C Bbmaj7 F C
I would under-sta-a-a---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
Dm
Well he's on the table and he's gone ta code,
F
And I do not think an one know what they are,
C
doing here-er
Dm
And your friends have left, you've been dismissed,
F
I never thought it would come to this, and I,
C
I want you to know-o
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm Gsus2
Everyone's got to face down the demons, maybe today,
F
we can put the past away.
[Chorus]
Bbmaj7 F C
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Bbmaj7 F C
you could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin, a-and
Bbmaj7 F C
if you do not want to see me again,
[Outro]
C Bbmaj7 F C
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
C Bbmaj7 F C
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
C Bbmaj7 F C
I would under-sta---i-a---i-a-and