D | F#m E D | Bm | A | E Bm7 A | Em
D | F#m E D | Bm | A | C#m7 D A |
D F#m E D
I was tired of my lady,
Bm A E Bm7 A
we'd been together too long
E D F#m E D
like a worn out recording
Bm A C#m7 D A
of a favorite song.
Em D F#m E D
So while she lay there sleepin'
Bm A E Bm7 A
I read the paper in bed
Em D F#m E D
and in the personal columns
Bm A C#m7 D A
there was this letter I read.
D F#m E D
If you like piña coladas
Bm A E Bm7 A
and gettin' caught in the rain
Em D F#m E D
if you're not into yoga
Bm A C#m7 D A
if you have half a brain
Em D F#m E D
if you like makin' love at midnight
Bm A E Bm7 A
in the dunes of a cape
Em D F#m E D
then I'm the love that you've looked for
Bm A C#m7 D A
write to me and escape.
D | F#m E D | Bm | A | E Bm7 A | Em
D | F#m E D | Bm | A | C#m7 D A |
D F#m E D
I didn't think about my lady,
Bm A E Bm7 A
I know that sounds kind of mean
Em D F#m E D
But me and my old lady
Bm A C#m7 D A
had fallen into the same old dull routine
Em D F#m E D
So I wrote to the paper,
Bm A E Bm7 A
took out a personal ad
Em D F#m E D
And though I'm nobody's poet,
Bm A C#m7 D A
I thought it wasn't half bad.
D F#m E D
Yes, I like piña coladas
Bm A E Bm7 A
and getting caught in the rain
Em D F#m E D
I'm not much into health food,
Bm A C#m7 D A
I am into champagne
Em D F#m E D
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
Bm A E Bm7 A
and cut through all this red tape
Em D F#m E D
At a bar called O'Malley's
Bm A C#m7 D A
where we'll plan our escape.
D | F#m E D | Bm | A | E Bm7 A | Em
D | F#m E D | Bm | A | C#m7 D A |
D F#m E D
So I waited with high hopes
Bm A E Bm7 A
and she walked in the place
Em D F#m E D
I knew her smile in an instant,
Bm A C#m7 D A
I knew the curve of her face
Em D F#m E D
It was my own lovely lady
Bm A E Bm7 A
and she said, "Aw, it's you."
Em D F#m E D
Then we laughed for a moment
Bm A C#m7 D A
and I said, "I never knew."
D F#m E D
That you like piña coladas
Bm A E Bm7 A
and gettin' caught in the rain
Em D F#m E D
And the feel of the ocean
Bm A C#m7 D A
and the taste of champagne
Em D F#m E D
If you like making love at midnight
Bm A E Bm7 A
in the dunes on the cape
Em D F#m E D
You're the lady I've looked for,
Bm A C#m7 D A
come with me and escape
D | F#m E D | Bm | A | E Bm7 A | Em
D | F#m E D | Bm | A | C#m7 D A |
D F#m E D
If you like piña coladas
Bm A E Bm7 A
and gettin' caught in the rain
Em D F#m E D
if you're not into yoga
Bm A C#m7 D A
if you have half a brain
Em D F#m E D
if you like makin' love at midnight
Bm A E Bm7 A
in the dunes of a cape
Em D F#m E D
then I'm the love that you've looked for
Bm A C#m7 D A
write to me and escape.
D F#m E D
Yes, I like piña coladas
Bm A E Bm7 A
and getting caught in the rain
Em D F#m E D
I'm not much into health food,
Bm A C#m7 D A
I am into champagne
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