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G | Bm A G | Em | D | F#m7 G D |
G Bm A G
I was tired of my lady,
Em D A Em7 D
we'd been together too long
A G Bm A G
like a worn out recording
Em D F#m7 G D
of a favorite song.
Am G Bm A G
So while she lay there sleepin'
Em D A Em7 D
I read the paper in bed
Am G Bm A G
and in the personal columns
Em D F#m7 G D
there was this letter I read.
G Bm A G
If you like piña coladas
Em D A Em7 D
and gettin' caught in the rain
Am G Bm A G
if you're not into yoga
Em D F#m7 G D
if you have half a brain
Am G Bm A G
if you like makin' love at midnight
Em D A Em7 D
in the dunes of a cape
Am G Bm A G
then I'm the love that you've looked for
Em D F#m7 G D
write to me and escape.
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G | Bm A G | Em | D | F#m7 G D |
G Bm A G
I didn't think about my lady,
Em D A Em7 D
I know that sounds kind of mean
Am G Bm A G
But me and my old lady
Em D F#m7 G D
had fallen into the same old dull routine
Am G Bm A G
So I wrote to the paper,
Em D A Em7 D
took out a personal ad
Am G Bm A G
And though I'm nobody's poet,
Em D F#m7 G D
I thought it wasn't half bad.
G Bm A G
Yes, I like piña coladas
Em D A Em7 D
and getting caught in the rain
Am G Bm A G
I'm not much into health food,
Em D F#m7 G D
I am into champagne
Am G Bm A G
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
Em D A Em7 D
and cut through all this red tape
Am G Bm A G
At a bar called O'Malley's
Em D F#m7 G D
where we'll plan our escape.
G | Bm A G | Em | D | A Em7 D | Am
G | Bm A G | Em | D | F#m7 G D |
G Bm A G
So I waited with high hopes
Em D A Em7 D
and she walked in the place
Am G Bm A G
I knew her smile in an instant,
Em D F#m7 G D
I knew the curve of her face
Am G Bm A G
It was my own lovely lady
Em D A Em7 D
and she said, "Aw, it's you."
Am G Bm A G
Then we laughed for a moment
Em D F#m7 G D
and I said, "I never knew."
G Bm A G
That you like piña coladas
Em D A Em7 D
and gettin' caught in the rain
Am G Bm A G
And the feel of the ocean
Em D F#m7 G D
and the taste of champagne
Am G Bm A G
If you like making love at midnight
Em D A Em7 D
in the dunes on the cape
Am G Bm A G
You're the lady I've looked for,
Em D F#m7 G D
come with me and escape
G | Bm A G | Em | D | A Em7 D | Am
G | Bm A G | Em | D | F#m7 G D |
G Bm A G
If you like piña coladas
Em D A Em7 D
and gettin' caught in the rain
Am G Bm A G
if you're not into yoga
Em D F#m7 G D
if you have half a brain
Am G Bm A G
if you like makin' love at midnight
Em D A Em7 D
in the dunes of a cape
Am G Bm A G
then I'm the love that you've looked for
Em D F#m7 G D
write to me and escape.
G Bm A G
Yes, I like piña coladas
Em D A Em7 D
and getting caught in the rain
Am G Bm A G
I'm not much into health food,
Em D F#m7 G D
I am into champagne
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