Yellow Submarine

[Verse]

A E D A
In the town where I was born
F#m Bm D E
Lived a man who sailed to sea
A E D A
And he told us of his life
F#m Bm D E
In the land of submarines

A E D A
So we sailed up to the sun
F#m Bm D E
Till we found the sea of green
A E D A
And we lived beneath the waves
F#m Bm D E
In our yellow submarine


[Chorus]

A E
We all live in a yellow submarine
E A
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
A E
We all live in a yellow submarine
E A
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine


[Verse]

A E D A
And our friends are all on board
F#m Bm D E
Many more of them live next door
A E D A
And the band begins to play

F#m Bm D E


[Chorus]

A E
We all live in a yellow submarine
E A
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
A E
We all live in a yellow submarine
E A
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine


[Instrumental] (Verse chords)

A E D A F#m F#m Bm D E
A E D A F#m F#m Bm D E


[Verse]

A E D A
As we live a life of ease
F#m Bm D E
Everyone of us has all we need
A E D A
Sky of blue and sea of green
F#m Bm D E
In our yellow submarine


[Chorus]

A E
We all live in a yellow submarine
E A
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
A E
We all live in a yellow submarine
E A
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

A E
We all live in a yellow submarine
E A
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
A E
We all live in a yellow submarine
E A
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

(fade out)

Tonight You Belong to Me

[Verse 1]

A A7
I know (I know) you belong
D Dm
To somebody new
A
But tonight
E A E
You belong to me


[Verse 2]

A A7
Although (although) we're apart
D Dm
You're a part of my heart
A
But tonight
E A E
You belong to me


[Bridge]

Dm
Wait down by the stream

How sweet it will seem
A B7
Once more just to dream in
E
The moonlight


[Verse 3]

A
My honey I know
A7
With the dawn
D Dm
That you will be gone
A
But tonight
E A E
You belong to me
A
But tonight
E
You belong
A
To me

Papa Was a Rolling Stone

[Verse 1]
F#m Bm
It was the third of September; that day I'll always re-member,
F#m
'Cos that was the day, that my daddy died.
F#m
I never got a chance to see him;
Bm
Never heard nothin' but bad things about him.
F#m
Mama, I'm depending on you, to tell me the truth.

[Chorus 1]
(Spoken):
Mama just hung her head and said; "son…

F#m Bm
Papa was a rollin' stone; wherever he laid his hat, was his home.
F#m Bm F#m
And when his died, all he left us was a-lone".

[Verse 2]
F#m
Hey, Mama, I heard Papa call himself a jack of all trades;
Bm
Tell me, is that what sent Papa to an early grave?
F#m
Folks say Papa would beg borrow or steal to pay his bills.
Hey, Mama, folks say Papa was never much on thinkin';
Bm
Spend most of his time chasin' women and drinkin'!
F#m
Mama, I'm depending on you, to tell me the truth.

[Chorus 2]
(Spoken)
Mama just hung her head and said; "son…

F#m Bm
Papa was a rollin' stone; wherever he laid his hat, was his home.
F#m Bm F#m
And when his died, all he left us was a-lone".

(Repeat to Fade)

Leaving on a Jet Plane

A D x2

A D
all my bags are packed, i'm ready to go.
A D
i'm standing here out-side your door
A D E
i hate to wake you up to say good-bye.
A D
but the dawn is breaking, it's early morn,
A D
the taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
A D E
al-ready i'm so lonesome i could die.

A D
so kiss me and smile for me
A D
tell me that you'll wait for me
A D E
hold me like you'll never let me go.
A D
i'm leaving on a jet plane
A D A
don't know when i'll be back again
A D E
oh babe i hate to go

A D
there's so many times i've let you down
A D
so many times i've played around
A D E
i tell you now they don't mean a thing
A D
every place i go i'll think of you
A D
every song i sing i'll sing for you
A D E
when i come back i'll bring your wedding ring.

A D
so kiss me and smile for me
A D
tell me that you'll wait for me
A D E
hold me like you'll never let me go.
A D
i'm leaving on a jet plane
A D A
don't know when i'll be back again
A D E
oh babe i hate to go

A D
now the time has come to leave you
A D
one more time let me kiss you
A D E
then close your eyes i'll be on my way
A D
dream about the days to come
A D
when i won't have to leave alone
A D E
a-bout the times i won't have to say.

A D
so kiss me and smile for me
A D
tell me that you'll wait for me
A D E
hold me like you'll never let me go.
A D
i'm leaving on a jet plane
A D A
don't know when i'll be back again
A D E
oh babe i hate to go

One Week

[Verse 1]

A Dadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
A Dadd9
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
A Dadd9
Five days since you laughed at me saying
A Dadd9
"Get that together come back and see me"
A Dadd9
Three days since the living room
A Dadd9
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
A Dadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
A Dadd9
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry



Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop, think

You'll think you're looking at Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi

'cause it's never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes

Big like LeAnn Rimes

Because I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

I'd like a stinkin achin shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours

Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

Cause it's so dangerous,

you'll have to sign a waiver


[Chorus]

F#m7 Esus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
A/C# Dadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
F#m7 Esus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
A/C#
Can't understand what I mean?
Dadd9
Well, you soon will
F#m7 Esus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
A/C# Dadd9
I have a history of taking off my shirt


[Verse 2]

A Dadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
A
Threw your arms in the air
Dadd9
and said "You're crazy"
A Dadd9
Five days since you tackled me
A Dadd9
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
A Dadd9
It's been three days since the afternoon
A
You realized it's not my fault
Dadd9
not a moment too soon
A Dadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
A Dadd9
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry






Chickity China the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic

Like Sting I'm tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy



Like Kurasawa I make mad films

Okay, I don't make films

But if I did they'd have a Samurai

Gonna get a set a' better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing


[Chorus]

F#m7 Esus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
A/C# Dadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
F#m7 Esus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
A/C#
Can't understand what I mean?
Dadd9
Well, you soon will
F#m7 Esus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
A/C# Dadd9
I have a history of losing my shirt


[Verse 3]

A Dadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
A
Dropped your arms to your sides
Dadd9
and said "I'm sorry"
A Dadd9
Five days since I laughed at you and said
A Dadd9
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
A Dadd9
Three days since the living room
A
We realized we're both to blame,
Dadd9
but what could we do?
A Dadd9
Yesterday you just smiled at me
A Dadd9
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

[Outro]
A Esus4
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
A Esus4
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
A Esus4
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

A

Squeeze Box

A
Mama's got a squeeze box

She wears on her chest

And when Eaddy comes home

He never gets no rest

E (E)
'Cause she's playing all night
D
And the music's all right
E
Mama's got a squeeze box
D A (A)
Eaddy never sleeps at night

A
Well the kids don't eat

And the dog can't sleep

There's no escape from the music

In the whole damn street

E (E)
'Cause she's playing all night
D
And the music's all right
E
Mama's got a squeeze box
D A (A)
Eaddy never sleeps at night

A
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

E (E)
'Cause she's playing all night
D
And the music's all right
E
Mama's got a squeeze box
D A (A)
Eaddy never sleeps at night

A
She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
E
Come on and tease me like you do
D
I'm so in love with you
E
Mama's got a squeeze box
D A (A)
Eaddy never sleeps at night


Banjo break

A
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

E (E)
'Cause she's playing all night
D
And the music's all right
E
Mama's got a squeeze box
D A A D A D A CA
Eaddy never sleeps at night

Mad World

[Intro]
Bm E
Bm E


[Verse 1]
Bm D
All around me are familiar faces
A E
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bm D
Bright and early for their daily races
A E
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Bm D
Their tears are filling up their glasses
A E
No expression, no expression
Bm D
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
A E
No tomorrow, no tomorrow


[Chorus]
Bm E Bm
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
E Bm
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
E Bm
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
E
When people run in circles, it's a very, very
Bm E
Mad world
Bm E
Mad world


[Verse 2]
Bm D
Children waiting for the day they feel good
A E
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Bm D
Made to feel the way that every child should
A E
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Bm D
Went to school, and I was very nervous
A E
No one knew me, no one knew me
Bm D
Hello, teacher, tell me what's my lesson
A E
Look right through me, look right through me


[Chorus]
Bm E Bm
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
E Bm
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
E Bm
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
E
When people run in circles, it's a very, very
Bm E
Mad world
Bm E
Mad world
Bm E
Enlarge your world
Bm E
Mad world

I Will Survive

[Intro]

C#7


[Verse]

F#m Bm
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
E Amaj7
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong,
C#sus4 C#
And I grew strong; and I learned how to get along.

F#m Bm
But now you're back, from outer space,
E Amaj7
I just walked in, to find you here, with that sad look upon your face.
Dmaj7
I should have changed that stupid lock,
G#m7b5
I should have made you leave your key,
C#sus4 C#
If I had known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me.


[Chorus]

F#m Bm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
E Amaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
C#sus4 C#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
F#m Bm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
E Amaj7
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
C#sus4 C# F#m
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…


[Interlude]

F#m Bm E Amaj7 Dmaj7 G#m7b5 C#sus4 C#


[Verse]

F#m Bm
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
E Amaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
C#sus4 C#7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
F#m Bm
And you see me; somebody new,
E Amaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
C#sus4 C#
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.


[Chorus]

F#m Bm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
E Amaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
C#sus4 C#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
F#m Bm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
E Amaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
C#sus4 C# F#m
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.


[Break]

F#m Bm


[Chorus]

F#m Bm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
E Amaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
C#sus4 C#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
F#m Bm
No no, not I; I will sur-vive,
E Amaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
C#sus4 C# F#m
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…


[Interlude]

F#m Bm E Amaj7 Dmaj7 G#m7b5 C#sus4 C#


[Verse]

F#m Bm
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
E Amaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
C#sus4 C#7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
F#m Bm
And you see me; somebody new,
E Amaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
C#sus4 C#
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.


[Chorus]

F#m Bm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
E Amaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
C#sus4 C#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
F#m Bm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
E Amaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Dmaj7 G#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
C#sus4 C# F#m
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.


[Interlude]

F#m Bm E Amaj7 Dmaj7 G#m7b5 C#sus4 C#


[Chorus]

F#m Bm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
E Amaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more…

(Fade)

If I Had a Million Dollars

[Intro]

A E Dsus2
A E Dsus2
A E Dsus2
A E Dsus2


[Verse]

A E Dsus2 A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
A E Dsus2 A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
A
ottoman)
A E Dsus2 A
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)
A E Dsus2 E
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love


[Chorus]

Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Dsus2 E A
If I had a million dollars
( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
E (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out


[Break] (Talking part)

A
Like open the fridge and stuff
E
There would already be laid out foods for us
Dsus2 A
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
A E Dsus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
D (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah


[Verse]

A E Dsus2 A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
A E Dsus2 A
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
A E Dsus2 A
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
A E Dsus2
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
A
bones)
A E Dsus2 E
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love


[Chorus]

Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
E (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner


[Break]

A
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
Dsus2 E
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
A
That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Dsus2 E (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm


[Verse]

A E Dsus2 A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
A E Dsus2 A
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
A E Dsus2 A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
A E Dsus2 E
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love


[Outro]

Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m E Dsus2
If I had a million dollars
E (strum once)
I'd be rich

A D E A

Rare Old Mountain Dew

[Verse 1]

A D A E
Where the grasses grow, And the waters flow, In a free and easy way
A D A E A
But give me enough, Of the rare ol' stuff, That's made near Galway Bay
A A A F#m
Come goughers all, From Donegal, Sligo and Leitrim too
A D A E A
And we'll give 'em the slip,And we'll take a sip, Of the rare ol mountain dew


[Chorus]

A D A E
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
A D A E A
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day


[Verse 2]

A A
There's a neat little still At the foot of the hill
A D
Where the smoke curls up to the sky
A D
By the whiff and the smell, You can plainly tell
A E A
That there's poteen brewin' nearby
A A A D
For it fills the air, With a perfume rare, And betwixt both me and you
A D A E A
And it's home we go, With a pint or bowl, Or a bucket full a mountain dew


[Chorus]

A D A E
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
A D A E A
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day


[Verse 3]

A A A D
Now learned men, Who use the pen, Have written your praises high
A D A E A
Of the rare poteen, From Ireland green, That's made from wheat and rye
A A A D
So, Away with yer pills, It'll cure all ills, Be ya, Pagan, Christian or Jew
A D A E A
So take off yer coat, And grease yer throat, With a bucketfull of mountain dew


[Chorus]

A D A E
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
A D A E A
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day

A D A E
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
A D A E A
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day