Yellow Submarine

[Verse]

E B A E
In the town where I was born
C#m F#m A B
Lived a man who sailed to sea
E B A E
And he told us of his life
C#m F#m A B
In the land of submarines

E B A E
So we sailed up to the sun
C#m F#m A B
Till we found the sea of green
E B A E
And we lived beneath the waves
C#m F#m A B
In our yellow submarine


[Chorus]

E B
We all live in a yellow submarine
B E
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
E B
We all live in a yellow submarine
B E
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine


[Verse]

E B A E
And our friends are all on board
C#m F#m A B
Many more of them live next door
E B A E
And the band begins to play

C#m F#m A B


[Chorus]

E B
We all live in a yellow submarine
B E
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
E B
We all live in a yellow submarine
B E
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine


[Instrumental] (Verse chords)

E B A E C#m C#m F#m A B
E B A E C#m C#m F#m A B


[Verse]

E B A E
As we live a life of ease
C#m F#m A B
Everyone of us has all we need
E B A E
Sky of blue and sea of green
C#m F#m A B
In our yellow submarine


[Chorus]

E B
We all live in a yellow submarine
B E
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
E B
We all live in a yellow submarine
B E
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

E B
We all live in a yellow submarine
B E
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
E B
We all live in a yellow submarine
B E
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

(fade out)

Tonight You Belong to Me

[Verse 1]

E E7
I know (I know) you belong
A Am
To somebody new
E
But tonight
B E B
You belong to me


[Verse 2]

E E7
Although (although) we're apart
A Am
You're a part of my heart
E
But tonight
B E B
You belong to me


[Bridge]

Am
Wait down by the stream

How sweet it will seem
E F#7
Once more just to dream in
B
The moonlight


[Verse 3]

E
My honey I know
E7
With the dawn
A Am
That you will be gone
E
But tonight
B E B
You belong to me
E
But tonight
B
You belong
E
To me

Papa Was a Rolling Stone

[Verse 1]
C#m F#m
It was the third of September; that day I'll always re-member,
C#m
'Cos that was the day, that my daddy died.
C#m
I never got a chance to see him;
F#m
Never heard nothin' but bad things about him.
C#m
Mama, I'm depending on you, to tell me the truth.

[Chorus 1]
(Spoken):
Mama just hung her head and said; "son…

C#m F#m
Papa was a rollin' stone; wherever he laid his hat, was his home.
C#m F#m C#m
And when his died, all he left us was a-lone".

[Verse 2]
C#m
Hey, Mama, I heard Papa call himself a jack of all trades;
F#m
Tell me, is that what sent Papa to an early grave?
C#m
Folks say Papa would beg borrow or steal to pay his bills.
Hey, Mama, folks say Papa was never much on thinkin';
F#m
Spend most of his time chasin' women and drinkin'!
C#m
Mama, I'm depending on you, to tell me the truth.

[Chorus 2]
(Spoken)
Mama just hung her head and said; "son…

C#m F#m
Papa was a rollin' stone; wherever he laid his hat, was his home.
C#m F#m C#m
And when his died, all he left us was a-lone".

(Repeat to Fade)

Leaving on a Jet Plane

E A x2

E A
all my bags are packed, i'm ready to go.
E A
i'm standing here out-side your door
E A B
i hate to wake you up to say good-bye.
E A
but the dawn is breaking, it's early morn,
E A
the taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
E A B
al-ready i'm so lonesome i could die.

E A
so kiss me and smile for me
E A
tell me that you'll wait for me
E A B
hold me like you'll never let me go.
E A
i'm leaving on a jet plane
E A E
don't know when i'll be back again
E A B
oh babe i hate to go

E A
there's so many times i've let you down
E A
so many times i've played around
E A B
i tell you now they don't mean a thing
E A
every place i go i'll think of you
E A
every song i sing i'll sing for you
E A B
when i come back i'll bring your wedding ring.

E A
so kiss me and smile for me
E A
tell me that you'll wait for me
E A B
hold me like you'll never let me go.
E A
i'm leaving on a jet plane
E A E
don't know when i'll be back again
E A B
oh babe i hate to go

E A
now the time has come to leave you
E A
one more time let me kiss you
E A B
then close your eyes i'll be on my way
E A
dream about the days to come
E A
when i won't have to leave alone
E A B
a-bout the times i won't have to say.

E A
so kiss me and smile for me
E A
tell me that you'll wait for me
E A B
hold me like you'll never let me go.
E A
i'm leaving on a jet plane
E A E
don't know when i'll be back again
E A B
oh babe i hate to go

One Week

[Verse 1]

E Aadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
E Aadd9
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
E Aadd9
Five days since you laughed at me saying
E Aadd9
"Get that together come back and see me"
E Aadd9
Three days since the living room
E Aadd9
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
E Aadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
E Aadd9
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry



Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop, think

You'll think you're looking at Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi

'cause it's never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes

Big like LeAnn Rimes

Because I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

I'd like a stinkin achin shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours

Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

Cause it's so dangerous,

you'll have to sign a waiver


[Chorus]

C#m7 Bsus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
E/G# Aadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
C#m7 Bsus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
E/G#
Can't understand what I mean?
Aadd9
Well, you soon will
C#m7 Bsus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
E/G# Aadd9
I have a history of taking off my shirt


[Verse 2]

E Aadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
E
Threw your arms in the air
Aadd9
and said "You're crazy"
E Aadd9
Five days since you tackled me
E Aadd9
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
E Aadd9
It's been three days since the afternoon
E
You realized it's not my fault
Aadd9
not a moment too soon
E Aadd9
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
E Aadd9
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry






Chickity China the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic

Like Sting I'm tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy



Like Kurasawa I make mad films

Okay, I don't make films

But if I did they'd have a Samurai

Gonna get a set a' better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing


[Chorus]

C#m7 Bsus4
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
E/G# Aadd9
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
C#m7 Bsus4
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
E/G#
Can't understand what I mean?
Aadd9
Well, you soon will
C#m7 Bsus4
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
E/G# Aadd9
I have a history of losing my shirt


[Verse 3]

E Aadd9
It's been one week since you looked at me
E
Dropped your arms to your sides
Aadd9
and said "I'm sorry"
E Aadd9
Five days since I laughed at you and said
E Aadd9
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
E Aadd9
Three days since the living room
E
We realized we're both to blame,
Aadd9
but what could we do?
E Aadd9
Yesterday you just smiled at me
E Aadd9
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

[Outro]
E Bsus4
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
E Bsus4
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
E Bsus4
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

E

Squeeze Box

E
Mama's got a squeeze box

She wears on her chest

And when Baddy comes home

He never gets no rest

B (B)
'Cause she's playing all night
A
And the music's all right
B
Mama's got a squeeze box
A E (E)
Baddy never sleeps at night

E
Well the kids don't eat

And the dog can't sleep

There's no escape from the music

In the whole damn street

B (B)
'Cause she's playing all night
A
And the music's all right
B
Mama's got a squeeze box
A E (E)
Baddy never sleeps at night

E
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

B (B)
'Cause she's playing all night
A
And the music's all right
B
Mama's got a squeeze box
A E (E)
Baddy never sleeps at night

E
She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
B
Come on and tease me like you do
A
I'm so in love with you
B
Mama's got a squeeze box
A E (E)
Baddy never sleeps at night


Banjo break

E
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

B (B)
'Cause she's playing all night
A
And the music's all right
B
Mama's got a squeeze box
A E E A E A E CE
Baddy never sleeps at night

Mad World

[Intro]
F#m B
F#m B


[Verse 1]
F#m A
All around me are familiar faces
E B
Worn out places, worn out faces
F#m A
Bright and early for their daily races
E B
Going nowhere, going nowhere
F#m A
Their tears are filling up their glasses
E B
No expression, no expression
F#m A
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
E B
No tomorrow, no tomorrow


[Chorus]
F#m B F#m
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
B F#m
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
B F#m
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
B
When people run in circles, it's a very, very
F#m B
Mad world
F#m B
Mad world


[Verse 2]
F#m A
Children waiting for the day they feel good
E B
Happy birthday, happy birthday
F#m A
Made to feel the way that every child should
E B
Sit and listen, sit and listen
F#m A
Went to school, and I was very nervous
E B
No one knew me, no one knew me
F#m A
Hello, teacher, tell me what's my lesson
E B
Look right through me, look right through me


[Chorus]
F#m B F#m
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
B F#m
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
B F#m
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
B
When people run in circles, it's a very, very
F#m B
Mad world
F#m B
Mad world
F#m B
Enlarge your world
F#m B
Mad world

I Will Survive

[Intro]

G#7


[Verse]

C#m F#m
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
B Emaj7
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong,
G#sus4 G#
And I grew strong; and I learned how to get along.

C#m F#m
But now you're back, from outer space,
B Emaj7
I just walked in, to find you here, with that sad look upon your face.
Amaj7
I should have changed that stupid lock,
D#m7b5
I should have made you leave your key,
G#sus4 G#
If I had known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me.


[Chorus]

C#m F#m
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
B Emaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
G#sus4 G#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
C#m F#m
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
B Emaj7
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
G#sus4 G# C#m
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…


[Interlude]

C#m F#m B Emaj7 Amaj7 D#m7b5 G#sus4 G#


[Verse]

C#m F#m
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
B Emaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
G#sus4 G#7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
C#m F#m
And you see me; somebody new,
B Emaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
G#sus4 G#
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.


[Chorus]

C#m F#m
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
B Emaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
G#sus4 G#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
C#m F#m
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
B Emaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
G#sus4 G# C#m
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.


[Break]

C#m F#m


[Chorus]

C#m F#m
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
B Emaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
G#sus4 G#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
C#m F#m
No no, not I; I will sur-vive,
B Emaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
G#sus4 G# C#m
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…


[Interlude]

C#m F#m B Emaj7 Amaj7 D#m7b5 G#sus4 G#


[Verse]

C#m F#m
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
B Emaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
G#sus4 G#7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
C#m F#m
And you see me; somebody new,
B Emaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
G#sus4 G#
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.


[Chorus]

C#m F#m
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
B Emaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
G#sus4 G#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
C#m F#m
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
B Emaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
G#sus4 G# C#m
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.


[Interlude]

C#m F#m B Emaj7 Amaj7 D#m7b5 G#sus4 G#


[Chorus]

C#m F#m
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
B Emaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more…

(Fade)

If I Had a Million Dollars

[Intro]

E B Asus2
E B Asus2
E B Asus2
E B Asus2


[Verse]

E B Asus2 E
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
E B Asus2 E
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
E
ottoman)
E B Asus2 E
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (E nice Reliant automobile)
E B Asus2 B
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love


[Chorus]

Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Asus2 B E
If I had a million dollars
( E/D# ) C#m Asus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
B (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out


[Break] (Talking part)

E
Like open the fridge and stuff
B
There would already be laid out foods for us
Asus2 E
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
E B Asus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
A (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah


[Verse]

E B Asus2 E
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
E B Asus2 E
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
E B Asus2 E
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
E B Asus2
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
E
bones)
E B Asus2 B
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love


[Chorus]

Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
B (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner


[Break]

E
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
Asus2 B
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
E
That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Asus2 B (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm


[Verse]

E B Asus2 E
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
E B Asus2 E
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you some art (E Picasso or a Garfunkel)
E B Asus2 E
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
E B Asus2 B
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love


[Outro]

Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m B Asus2
If I had a million dollars
B (strum once)
I'd be rich

E A B E

Rare Old Mountain Dew

[Verse 1]

E A E B
Where the grasses grow, And the waters flow, In a free and easy way
E A E B E
But give me enough, Of the rare ol' stuff, That's made near Galway Bay
E E E C#m
Come goughers all, From Donegal, Sligo and Leitrim too
E A E B E
And we'll give 'em the slip,And we'll take a sip, Of the rare ol mountain dew


[Chorus]

E A E B
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
E A E B E
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day


[Verse 2]

E E
There's a neat little still At the foot of the hill
E A
Where the smoke curls up to the sky
E A
By the whiff and the smell, You can plainly tell
E B E
That there's poteen brewin' nearby
E E E A
For it fills the air, With a perfume rare, And betwixt both me and you
E A E B E
And it's home we go, With a pint or bowl, Or a bucket full a mountain dew


[Chorus]

E A E B
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
E A E B E
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day


[Verse 3]

E E E A
Now learned men, Who use the pen, Have written your praises high
E A E B E
Of the rare poteen, From Ireland green, That's made from wheat and rye
E E E A
So, Away with yer pills, It'll cure all ills, Be ya, Pagan, Christian or Jew
E A E B E
So take off yer coat, And grease yer throat, With a bucketfull of mountain dew


[Chorus]

E A E B
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
E A E B E
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day

E A E B
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-ey-day
E A E B E
Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-diddle-dum, Skideri-um-A-di, A-diddle-dum-day