Month: February 2019

-Chorus-

E   A      E            A
Oh Dear, what can the matter be?

E           A          B     
Seven old ladies got locked in the lavatory!

E           A          E           A
They were there from Sunday to Saturday

E        A              B
Nobody knew they were there

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-Verse 1-

E          A         D        A           E
Well the first old lady, was old Mrs. Humphry

     A        D       A            E
She only went in to make herself comfy

      A                 D         A              E
But when she went to leave she couldn't get her bum free

        A      D             A
Cause nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 2-

E          A         D        A           E
Well the next one in line was old Mrs. Draper

     A        D       A            E
She went in but couldn't find the paper
 A       D    (No Chord)
So she used a  brick layers scraper

       A      D             A
And nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 3-

E          A       D        A           E
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn

     A        D       A          E
She only went in on a personal whim
    A             D    (No Chord)
Somehow she got stuck  between the bowl and the rim

      A      D             A
Cause nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 4-

E          A       D      A      E
Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur

     A        D              A          E
She needed to go, to the washroom she darted

      A       D            (No Chord)
She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)

     A      D             A
And nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 5-

E          A       D        A        E
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Schuster

     A           D        (No Chord)
She sat on the handle and thought someone goosed her

  A          D   (No Chord)
Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"

  A      D             A
Nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 6-

E          A       D        A        E
Well the last old lady was old Mrs. Mason

       A        D     A           E
Well she had to go so she used a basin

       A        D       A              E
That was the water that I washed my face in

 A      D             A
Nobody knew she was there