-Chorus-
B E B E
Oh Dear, what can the matter be?
B E F#
Seven old ladies got locked in the lavatory!
B E B E
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
B E F#
Nobody knew they were there
C#m
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-Verse 1-
B E A E B
Well the first old lady, was old Mrs. Humphry
E A E B
She only went in to make herself comfy
E A E B
But when she went to leave she couldn't get her bum free
E A E
Cause nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 2-
B E A E B
Well the next one in line was old Mrs. Draper
E A E B
She went in but couldn't find the paper
E A (No Chord)
So she used a brick layers scraper
E A E
And nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 3-
B E A E B
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn
E A E B
She only went in on a personal whim
E A (No Chord)
Somehow she got stuck between the bowl and the rim
E A E
Cause nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 4-
B E A E B
Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur
E A E B
She needed to go, to the washroom she darted
E A (No Chord)
She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)
E A E
And nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 5-
B E A E B
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Schuster
E A (No Chord)
She sat on the handle and thought someone goosed her
E A (No Chord)
Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"
E A E
Nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 6-
B E A E B
Well the last old lady was old Mrs. Mason
E A E B
Well she had to go so she used a basin
E A E B
That was the water that I washed my face in
E A E
Nobody knew she was there