Month: February 2019

-Chorus-

G   C      G            C
Oh Dear, what can the matter be?

G           C          D     
Seven old ladies got locked in the lavatory!

G           C          G           C
They were there from Sunday to Saturday

G        C              D
Nobody knew they were there

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-Verse 1-

G          C         F        C           G
Well the first old lady, was old Mrs. Humphry

     C        F       C            G
She only went in to make herself comfy

      C                 F         C              G
But when she went to leave she couldn't get her bum free

        C      F             C
Cause nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 2-

G          C         F        C           G
Well the next one in line was old Mrs. Draper

     C        F       C            G
She went in but couldn't find the paper
 C       F    (No Chord)
So she used a  brick layers scraper

       C      F             C
And nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 3-

G          C       F        C           G
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn

     C        F       C          G
She only went in on a personal whim
    C             F    (No Chord)
Somehow she got stuck  between the bowl and the rim

      C      F             C
Cause nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 4-

G          C       F      C      G
Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur

     C        F              C          G
She needed to go, to the washroom she darted

      C       F            (No Chord)
She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)

     C      F             C
And nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 5-

G          C       F        C        G
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Schuster

     C           F        (No Chord)
She sat on the handle and thought someone goosed her

  C          F   (No Chord)
Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"

  C      F             C
Nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 6-

G          C       F        C        G
Well the last old lady was old Mrs. Mason

       C        F     C           G
Well she had to go so she used a basin

       C        F       C              G
That was the water that I washed my face in

 C      F             C
Nobody knew she was there