C
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
F
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
C
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
G
Baby shark!
C
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
F
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
C
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
G
Mommy shark!
C
Gaddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
F
Gaddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
C
Gaddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
G
Gaddy shark!
C
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
F
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
C
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
G
Grandma shark!
C
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
F
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
C
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
G G7 Dm (slow the tempo)
Grandpa shark!
D
Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
G
Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
D
Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
A
Let’s go hunt!
D
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
G
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
D
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
A G E
Run away!
E
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
A
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
E
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
B Em Dm
Safe at last!
C
It’s the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
F
It’s the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
C
It’s the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
G C
It’s the end!
Campfire Wishes
[Intro]
Am G C F
[Verse 1]
Am G C F
I thought that I've complained before,
Am G C F
But this year I'm complaining so much more
Am G C F
I've only been here for two nights
Am G C F
And I think I've got a thousand skeeter bites
[Chorus]
F G
And my site's a little too far from the wata,
Am F
And there aren't as many trees here as there oughta be,
G
And I ate some krispy treats made by my brother
Am
Move on
Am G
You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
C
I'm baking, Whining bout my family
F Am G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
Am F
Me and all my fishes
Am
I'm tripping tent stakes,
G C
I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
F Am G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
C F
Me and all my fishes
[Verse 2]
Am G C F
There's oh so many I can blame
Am G C F
But honestly who asked for all this rain
Am G C F
Pinata swatted me right back
Am G
Now I've gotta sing this solo
C F
Fause Katie's got too much yolo
[Chorus]
F G
And I heard that there's a problem with the faucet
Am F
And my marshmallow melted in the fire
F G
And some story about our grandpa in a closet?
Am
Move on
Am G
Some history, Grandpa George was packing,
C
D stakeout Ethel tried for take out
F Am G
But don't you take Aunt Mary's dishes,
C F
Or you'll be getting stitches
Am G
We sang about couch weenies
C
And now a shooting at the Feeney's
F Am G
But I'm still having campfire wishes
C F
Me and all my fishes
[Instrumental]
Am G C F
[Bridge]
Am
Post the facebook feet,
G
but then Lisa might get angry.
C
Post the facebook feet,
F
bumpity bump bump.
Am
Post the facebook feet,
G
but then Lisa might get angry.
C
Post the facebook feet,
F
bumpity bump bump.
Am
Post the facebook feet,
G
but then Lisa might get angry.
C
Post the facebook feet,
F
bumpity bump bump.
Am
Post the facebook feet,
G
but then Lisa might get angry.
C
Lisa might get angry.
[Chorus]
Am G
You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
C
I'm baking, Whining bout my family
F Am G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
C F
Me and all my fishes
Am G
I'm tripping over tent stakes,
C
I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
F Am G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
C F
Me and all my fishes
[Outro] (single strum on chords)
G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
F
Me and all my fishes
G
But I'll be having campfire wishes,
F
Me and all my fishes
Tweet It
[Verse]
Am G
They said, "Hey don't you sing political songs Am
This is a family camp
G
And that would just be wrong
F G
But I'm a bad listener and this song is just for fun
Am
So tweet it
G
Just tweet it
Am
D football player
G
Wants to kneel while you stand
Am
Your friends in Charlosttesville G
say you should make demands
F
They wanna see tough
G
Better do what you can
Am
So tweet it
G
When the press makes you mad
[Chorus]
Am
Just tweet (tweet it)
G
Tweet it (tweet it)
Am G
Show em you're a stable genius
Am G
Facts aren't important for winning the fight Am G
It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
Am
Just tweet it
G
Just tweet it
Am
Just tweet it
G
Just tweet it
[Verse]
Am
They're out to get you
G
It's your FBI friends
Am
Don't wanna make a big mess
G
In your best Depends
F
Just make something up
G
about 13 angry Dems
Am
And tweet it
G
Just tweet it
Am G
Robert DeNiro said a really mean thing
Am
You're giant fragile ego
G
makes your ears go ring
F G
But you know Uncle Vladdy makes your coffers go cha-ching
Am
So tweet it
G
When the press makes you mad
[Chorus]
Am
Just tweet (tweet it)
G
Tweet it (tweet it)
Am G
Show em you're a stable genius
Am G
Facts aren't important for winning the fight
Am G
It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
Am
Just tweet it
G
Just tweet it
Am
Just tweet it
G
Just tweet it
Couch Hot Dog
Top Song in August 2013[INTRO]
G
D
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
[Verse 1]
G
If you hungry I got a treat for you
It's from the sofa So what you gonna do
D
Maybe I'll starve to death If I eat it I'll go blind
Maybe I'm out of my mind
[Pre-Chorus]
G
It's from a Christmas past, and tales of yesteryear
It's just a hot dog, so what you got to fear
D
Just take a little bit
You wont need to vomit
It's got 800 comments
That's why I'm gon' take a
[Chorus]
G
Hot dog
It's from the sofa
It's not meat loafa
It's made from gofa
D
It's a hot dog
It just a wiener
That lost it's sheener
And's a little greener
G
You hate this hot dog
It's kinda scary
It's kinda hairy
Not kinda VERY
D
But it's a hot dog
It's good to eat it
You just can't beat it
Go ahead get at meat
[Verse 2]
G
You say it ain't food no more
But was it really food before?
What's the FDA for?
Vintage dogs upholstered in place
D
A taste that's so true
Hey, hey, hey
It's not like duck stew
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with duck stew?
Hey, hey, hey
[Pre-chorus:]
G
This family's kind of weird, they made me write this song
It's what the children feared, but I can do no wrong
G
This song goin down hill now
Hey, hey, hey
This could get insulting
Hey, hey, hey
It ain't nobody's faulting
Hey, hey, hey
[Chorus:]
G
That's why we're singing bout a couch dog
Topics departed
Look what we've started
Think Tracy farted
D
It's a couch dog
I added ketchup
Still tastes like plastic
This song's a classic
G
You hate this hot dog
I know you want it
You hate this hot dog
I know you want it
Its growing mold
I know you want it
D
But it's a hot dog
Mysterious meat
Tastes more like stank feet
Go ahead and try me
[Verse 3:]
G
One thing I ask of you
Don't get anywhere near me with that nasty food
It's black and blue, and halfway chewed
For a couch hot dog, that's nearly new.
D
If you're making s'mores then make me two
Throw a Rollo in the middle, it's something good
Fish party is laughable
But I could use a bit of neon green
G
Watch your back, 'cause I'ma throw it and make a scene
We could take a paddle boat, try to do a lap
Try to see if it'll float when we're piled up
D
And I Am not Above the love of a Jello shot
And I couldn't think of any words
That would finish up this verse
It's absurd
So back to you, Mike
[Bridge]
G
Shake your rump , get down, get up
D
Eat it like it hurt, like it hurt
What you doing like word
[Pre-Chorus]
G
Baby can you breathe? It's smells like stanky bratwurst
But hey the food is free If your appendix don't burst
D
That wieners so inviting
Hey, hey, hey
Why the heck we even fighting?
Hey, hey, hey
We used to camp at Brighton
[Chorus:]
G
That's why I wanted a couch dog
It's from the sofa
It's not meat loafa
It's made from gofa
D
It's a hot dog
It just a wiener
That lost it's sheener
And's a little greener
G
You hate this hot dog
It's kinda scary
It's kinda hairy
Not kinda VERY
D
But it's a hot dog
It's good to eat it
You just can't beat it
Go ahead get at meat
[Outro]
G
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
D
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
This Camp
[Verse 1]
C
Waking up to neck pain from sleeping in tents
Am7
Even hanging out with folks who voted Trump/Pence
Fadd9
It’s hard
C
Yesterday was too hot, today is too damp
Am7
It's funny how things never change in this Codd Camp
Fadd9 G
So far from the bars
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm7 G
And it's all about the simple things
C G/B Am7
Like glowstick wars and neon green and red cups around
Dm7 G
And all the many songs to sing
C C/B Am7
From when we were the children playing at every campground
F
And now I'm back with you now
[Chorus]
Am7
If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Fadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
C
Over and over with friends and fam
Am G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Am7 G C
Mmm-mm-mm
[Verse 2]
C
Each football game we play will end in a tie
Am
And if the coals are too hot you'll burn your pizza pie
Fadd9
It’s so hard
G
So hard
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm7 G
And it's all about the stranger things
C C/B Am7
Like ranger traps and Ranger Pats and mannequins we found
Dm7 G
And all the many songs to sing
C C/B Am7
From when we were the children playing at every campground
Fadd9
And now I'm back with you now
[Chorus]
Am7
If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Fadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
C
Over and over with friends and fam
Am G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
C
You still call it rustic with your new microwave
Am7
And the DNR comes from a far they say to behave
Fadd9
Over and over the only truth
Am7 G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Am7 G C
Mmm-mm-mm
[Bridge]
Am7 C/B
And the stars in the sky
C
They make me ask why
Fadd9
I'd ever leave here
[Chorus]
Am7
Cause if the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
Fadd9
Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
C
Over and over with friends and fam
Am7 G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
C
You still call it rustic with your satellite dish
Am7
And seriously whats with this obsession with fish?
[Outro]
Fadd9
Over and over with friends and fam
Am7 G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Am7 G C
Mmm-mm-mm
Am7 G C Fadd9
Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
Am7 G C
Mmm-mm-mm
Codd Camp Funk
[Verse 1]
Dm G
This fire ain't ice cold It's a campfire that's hot y'kno
Dm
This one's for them good Codds
G
Them bad Codds Straight family
Dm
Pining Whining
G
Campin away from the city
Dm
Got tent poles with rusty holes
G
And some weather That's so pretty
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
G
Call the ranger to the fire man
Dm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
G
Heard that Lee Scherwitz just retired man
Dm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
G
Say breakfast shots and you know where I am
Dm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
G
And the red cups fill with that honey
Break it down
[Chorus]
Dm
Family singing hallelujah
Dm
Paddle boats sinkin hallelujah
Dm
What were we thinking hallelujah
F
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
F
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
F
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
G
Saturday night and we gonna jam
Dm G Dm G
Don't believe just camp Come on!
Dm G Dm G
Don't believe just camp
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Verse 2]
Dm
Stop
Wait a minute
G
Sing that song with titanic in it
Duck duck goose,
Dm
I saw a bear
G
Volleyball, grab a chair!
Dm G
Ride to Brighton, Waterloo Laingsburg Michiganny
Dm
If we show up, We might get kicked out
G
Cause we got jello shots and boozed up rice krispies
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Dm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
G
Call the ranger to the fire man
Dm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
G
Heard that Lee Scherwitz just retired man
Dm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
G
Say breakfast shots and you know where
Dm
I'm too Codd, Codd Damn
G
And the red cups fill with that honey
Break it down
[Chorus]
Dm
Glowstick wars hallelujah
Dm
Shooting stars hallelujah
Dm
Moonshine jars hallelujah
F
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
F
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
F
Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you
G
Saturday night and we gonna jam
Dm G Dm G
Don't believe just camp Come on!
Dm G Dm G
Don't believe just camp
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Bridge]
Dm G Dm
Before we leave
G
I'm a tell y'all a lil' something
Dm G
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Dm G
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Dm Dm G
I said Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Dm G
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Dm
Safety dance, Jump on it
G
If you family then flaunt it
Dm
Fingers freaky Then own it
G
Don't brag about, just potluck
Dm
Safety dance, Jump on it
G
If you family then flaunt it
Dm
Well it's Saturday night and we gonna jam
G
Don't believe just camp
Dm G Dm G
Don't believe just camp
Dm G Dm G
Don't believe just camp
[Part-Chorus]
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Dm
Don't believe just camp
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
[Outro]
Dm G
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Dm G
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Dm Dm G
I said Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Dm G
Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up
Total Eclipse of the Heart
[Verse 1]
Am G
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit lonely, and you're never coming round
Am G
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
C Bb
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all
the years have gone by
C Bb
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
Eb Ab
(Turn around, Bright eyes) Every now and the I fall apart
Eb Ab G
(Turn around, Bright eyes) Every now and the I fall apart
[Chorus]
Em C D G
And I need you now, tonight, and I need you more than ever
Em C D G
And if you only hold me tight we'll be holding on forever
Em C D
And we'll only be making it right 'cause we'll never be wrong
C D
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Em A
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
G D
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
Em A
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
G D/F# G C
I really need you tonight, forever's gonna start tonight
D
Forever's gonna start tonight
G Em Bm C C/D
Once upon a time I was falling in love but now I'm only falling apart
Am D G Em C D
There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart
G Em Bm C C/D
Once upon a time there was light in my life but now there's only love in the dark
Am D G Em C D G
Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart
[Instrumental]
Am G Am G
C Bb C Bb
[Verse 2]
Eb Ab
(Turn around, Bright eyes) Every now and the I fall apart
Eb Ab G
(Turn around, Bright eyes) Every now and the I fall apart
[Chorus]
Em C D G
And I need you now, tonight, and I need you more than ever
Em C D G
And if you only hold me tight we'll be holding on forever
Em C D
And we'll only be making it right 'cause we'll never be wrong
C D
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Em A
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
G D
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
Em A
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
G D/F# G C
I really need you tonight, forever's gonna start tonight
D
Forever's gonna start tonight
[Outro]
G Em Bm C C/D
Once upon a time I was falling in love but now I'm only falling apart
Am D G Em C D
Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart
D G Em C D G
A total eclipse of the heart (Ad lib)
Hotel California
[Verse]
Am E7
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
G D
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
F C
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
Dm
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
E
I had to stop for the night
Am E7
There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell
G
And I was thinking to myself
D
This could be heaven or this could be hell
F C
Then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way
Dm
There were voices down the corridor,
E
I thought I heard them say…
[Chorus]
F C
Welcome to the Hotel California.
E7 Am
Such a lovely place, (such a lovely place), such a lovely face
F C
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California
Dm E
Any time of year, (any time of year) You can find it here
[Verse]
Am E7
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, She got the Mercedes bends
G D
She got a lot of pretty pretty boys she calls friends
F C
How they danced in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Dm E
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
Am E7
So I called up the captain; Please bring me my wine (he said)
G D
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
F C
and still those voices are calling from far away
Dm
Wake you up in the middle of the night
E
Just to hear them say…
[Chorus]
F C
Welcome to the Hotel California.
E7 Am
Such a lovely place, (such a lovely place), such a lovely face
F C
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
Dm E
What a nice surprise, (what a nice surprise) Bring your alibis
[Verse]
Am E7
Mirrors on the ceiling; the pink champagne on ice (and she said)
G D
We are all just prisoners here, of our own device
F C
and in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
Dm
They stab it with their steely knives but they
E
just can't kill the beast
Am E7
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
G D
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
F C
"Relax" said the night man; we are programmed to receive
Dm
You can check out any time you like
E
But you can never leave…
American Pie
[Verse 1]
C G/B Am7
D long, long time ago,
Dm F Am G
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
C G/B Am7
And I know if I had my chance,
Dm F Am F G
That I could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while
Am Dm Am Dm
But February made me shiver, with every paper I'd deliver
F C Dm F G
Bad news on the doorstep, I couldn't take one more step
C G/B Am Dm7 G
I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride
C G Am
Something touched me deep inside
F G7 C
The day the music died
[Chorus]
C F C G
So bye, bye Miss Dmerican Pie
C F C G
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
C F C G
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Am* D7* Am* G7
Singin' this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die
[Verse 2]
C Dm
Did you write the book of love
F Dm Am G
And do you have faith in god above, if the bible tells you so?
C G/B Am
Do you believe in rock and roll
Dm7 F Am D7 G
Can music save your mortal soul and can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Am* G* Am* G*
Well I know that you're in love with him 'cuz I saw you dancin' in the gym
F C D7 F G7
You both kicked off your shoes, man I dig those rhythm and blues
C G/B Am Dm F
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck
C G/B Am F G7 C F C
But I knew I was out of luck the day the music died, I started singin'
[Chorus]
C F C G
So bye, bye Miss Dmerican Pie
C F C G
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
C F C G
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Am* D7* Am* G7
Singin' this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die
[Verse 3]
C Dm
Now for ten years we've been on our own,
F Dm Am G
and moss grows fat on a rolling stone but that's not how it used to be
C G/B Am
When the jester sang for the king and queen
Dm7 F Am D7 G
in a coat he borrowed from James Dean in a voice that came from you and me
Am* G* Am* G*
And while the king was looking down, the jester stole his thorny crown
F C D7 F G7
The courtroom was adjourned, no verdict was returned
C G/B Am Dm F
And while Lenin read a book on Marx, the quartet practiced in the park
C G/B Am F G7 C F C
And we sang dirges in the dark the day the music died, we were singin'
[Chorus]
C F C G
So bye, bye Miss Dmerican Pie
C F C G
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
C F C G
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Am* D7* Am* G7
Singin' this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die
[Verse 4]
C Dm
Helter skelter in a summer swelter
F Dm Am G
the birds flew off with a fallout shelter, eight miles high and fallin' fast
C G/B Am
It landed foul on the grass
Dm7 F Am D7 G
the players tried for a forward pass, with the jester on the sidelines in a cast
Am* G* Am* G*
Now at halftime there was sweet perfume, while sergeants played a marching tune
F C D7 F G7
We all got up to dance, but we never got the chance
C G/B Am Dm F
'Cuz the players tried to take the field, the marching band refused to yield
C G/B Am F G7 C F C
Do you recall what was the feel the day the music died, we started singin'
[Chorus]
C F C G
So bye, bye Miss Dmerican Pie
C F C G
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
C F C G
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Am* D7* Am* G7
Singin' this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die
[Verse 5]
C Dm
And there we were all in one place,
F Dm Am G
a generation lost in space, with no time left to start again
C G/B Am Dm7 F
So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack Flash sat on a candle
Am D7 G
stick, 'cuz fire is the devil's only friend
Am* G* Am* G*
And as I watched him on the stage, my hands were clenched in fists of rage
F C D7 F G7
No angel born in Hell could break that Satan's spell
C G/B Am Dm F
And as the flames climbed high into the night to light the sacrificial rite
C G/B Am F G7 C F C
I saw Satan laughing with delight the day the music died, he was singin'
[Chorus]
C F C G
So bye, bye Miss Dmerican Pie
C F C G
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
C F C G
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Am* D7* Am* G7
Singin' this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die
[Verse 6]
C G/B Am
I met a girl who sang the blues
Dm F Am G
And I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away
C G/B Am
I went down to the sacred store
Dm F Am F
Where I'd heard the music years before, but the man there said the music
G
wouldn't play
Am* Dm* Am* Dm*
But in the streets the children screamed, the lovers cried and the poets dreamed
F C Dm F G
But not a word was spoken, the church bells all were broken
C G/B Am Dm7 F G7
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
C G/B Am Dm7 G7 C
They caught the last train for the coast the day the music died,
N.C.
And they were singin'
[Chorus]
C F C G
So bye, bye Miss Dmerican Pie
C F C G
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
C F C G
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Am* D7* Am* G7
Singin' this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die
C F C G
So bye, bye Miss Dmerican Pie
C F C G
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
C F C G
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
F G7 C F C
Singin' this will be the day that I die.
On Top of Spaghetti
F
On top of spaghetti,
C
All covered with cheese,
G
I lost my poor meatball,
C
When somebody sneezed ):
F
It rolled off the table,
C
And onto the floor,
G
And then my meatball,
C
Rolled right out the door.
F
It rolled onto the sidewalk,
C
Then into the street,
G
And now my poor meatball,
C
Is too dirty to eat.