Category: EveryYear

[Intro]
 
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 [Verse 1]
 
 Bm             A              D           G
 I thought that I've complained before,
     Bm                 A               D           G
 But this year I'm complaining so much more
 Bm               A            D       G
 I've only been here for two nights
       Bm                A                D        G
 And I think I've got a thousand skeeter bites
 
 [Chorus]
 
 G                      A
 And my site's a little too far from the wata,
 Bm                                G
 And there aren't as many trees here as there oughta be,
                   A
 And I ate some krispy treats made by my brother
   Bm
 Move on
 
              Bm                   A
 You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
               D
 I'm baking, Whining bout my family
 G              Bm             A
 But I'll be having campfire wishes, 
 Bm              G
 Me and all my fishes
      Bm
 I'm tripping tent stakes,
  A              D
 I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
 G               Bm            A
 But I'll be having campfire wishes,
 D                 G
 Me and all my fishes
 
 [Verse 2]
 
 Bm             A             D         G
 There's oh so many I can blame
         Bm             A                  D             G
 But honestly who asked for all this rain
 Bm                A           D            G
 Pinata swatted me right back
               Bm                A
 Now I've gotta sing this solo
                 D                      G
 Gause Katie's got too much yolo
 
 [Chorus]
 
 G                       A
 And I heard that there's a problem with the faucet
 Bm                                G
 And my marshmallow melted in the fire
 G                      A
 And some story about our grandpa in a closet?
 Bm
 Move on
 
              Bm                  A
 Some history, Grandpa George was packing,
              D
 E stakeout Ethel tried for take out
 G              Bm             A
 But don't you take Aunt Mary's dishes,
 D                  G
 Or you'll be getting stitches
 Bm                         A
 We sang about couch weenies 
           D
 And now a shooting at the Feeney's
 G             Bm                A
 But I'm still having campfire wishes
 D                 G
 Me and all my fishes
 
 [Instrumental]
 
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 [Bridge]
 
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 Post the facebook feet,
 A
 but then Lisa might get angry.
 D
 Post the facebook feet,
       G
 bumpity bump bump.
 Bm
 Post the facebook feet,
 A
 but then Lisa might get angry.
 D
 Post the facebook feet,
       G
 bumpity bump bump.
 
 Bm
 Post the facebook feet,
 A
 but then Lisa might get angry.
 D
 Post the facebook feet,
       G
 bumpity bump bump.
 Bm
 Post the facebook feet,
 A
 but then Lisa might get angry.
 D
 Lisa might get angry.
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
              Bm                         A
 You watch me Sweating from the sun's heat
               D
 I'm baking, Whining bout my family
 G              Bm             A
 But I'll be having campfire wishes,
 D                  G
 Me and all my fishes
 Bm                       A
 I'm tripping over tent stakes,
            D
 I'm aching raccoons got my corn flakes
 G               Bm            A
 But I'll be having campfire wishes,
 D                 G
 Me and all my fishes
 
 
 [Outro] (single strum on chords)
 
                                 A
 But I'll be having campfire wishes,
                   G
 Me and all my fishes
 
                                 A
 But I'll be having campfire wishes,
                   G
 Me and all my fishes
 

[Verse]
 Bm                                              A
 They said, "Hey don't you sing political songs           Bm
 This is a family camp
                    A
 And that would just be wrong
         G                                        A
 But I'm a bad listener and this song is just for fun
      Bm
 So tweet it
        A
 Just tweet it
 Bm
 E football player
                   A
 Wants to kneel while you stand
            Bm
 Your friends in Charlosttesville                  A
 say you should make demands
         G
 They wanna see tough
            A
 Better do what you can
      Bm
 So tweet it
               A
 When the press makes you mad
 
 [Chorus]
 Bm
 Just tweet (tweet it)
 A
 Tweet it (tweet it)
 Bm                                  A
 Show em you're a stable genius
           Bm                                 A
 Facts aren't important for winning the fight   Bm                              A
 It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
         Bm
 Just tweet it
         A
 Just tweet it
         Bm
 Just tweet it
         A
 Just tweet it
 
 [Verse]
 Bm
 They're out to get you
            A
 It's your FBI friends
            Bm
 Don't wanna make a big mess
                    A
 In your best Depends
         G
 Just make something up
            A
 about 13 angry Dems
       Bm
 And tweet it
         A
 Just tweet it
 Bm                                                    A
 Robert DeNiro said a really mean thing
             Bm
 You're giant fragile ego
                       A
 makes your ears go ring
              G                                                                A
 But you know Uncle Vladdy makes your coffers go cha-ching
       Bm
 So tweet it
              A
 When the press makes you mad
 
 [Chorus]
 Bm
 Just tweet (tweet it)
 A
 Tweet it (tweet it)
 Bm                                  A
 Show em you're a stable genius
           Bm                                 A
 Facts aren't important for winning the fight
    Bm                              A
 It doesn't matter when you're alt-right
         Bm
 Just tweet it
         A
 Just tweet it
         Bm
 Just tweet it
         A
 Just tweet it

Top Song in August 2013[INTRO]  
 G
           D          
 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey
 [Verse 1]
 G                  
 If you hungry  I got a treat for you
 It's from the sofa So what you gonna do
 D                     
 Maybe I'll starve to death  If I eat it I'll go blind                   
   Maybe I'm out of my mind
 [Pre-Chorus]
 G                    
 It's from a Christmas past,  and tales of yesteryear
 It's just a hot dog, so what you got to fear
 D
  Just take a little bit
  You wont need to vomit
  It's got 800 comments
 That's why I'm gon' take a 
 [Chorus]
 G
 Hot dog 
 It's from the sofa
  It's not meat loafa
  It's made from gofa
          D
  It's a hot dog
  It just a wiener
  That lost it's sheener
  And's a little greener
              G
  You hate this hot dog
  It's kinda scary
  It's kinda hairy
  Not kinda VERY
              D
  But it's a hot dog
  It's good to eat it
  You just can't beat it
  Go ahead get at meat
 [Verse 2]
 G
 You say it ain't food no more
  But was it really food before?
  What's the FDA for?
 Vintage dogs upholstered in place
 D
  A taste that's so true
 Hey, hey, hey 
 It's not like duck stew
 Hey, hey, hey 
 What rhymes with duck stew?
 Hey, hey, hey
 [Pre-chorus:]
 G
 This family's kind of weird,  they made me write this song
 It's what the children feared, but I can do no wrong
 G
  This song goin down hill now
 Hey, hey, hey 
 This could get insulting
 Hey, hey, hey 
 It ain't nobody's faulting
 Hey, hey, hey
 [Chorus:]
                                G
 That's why we're singing bout a couch dog
  Topics departed
  Look what we've started
  Think Tracy farted
          D
  It's a couch dog
  I added ketchup
  Still tastes like plastic
  This song's a classic
              G
  You hate this hot dog
 I know you want it 
 You hate this hot dog
 I know you want it
 Its growing mold
 I know you want it
              D
 But it's a hot dog 
 Mysterious meat
 Tastes more like stank feet
 Go ahead and try me
 [Verse 3:]
 G
 One thing I ask of you 
 Don't get anywhere near me with that nasty food
  It's black and blue, and halfway chewed
 For a couch hot dog, that's nearly new.
 D
  If you're making s'mores then make me two
  Throw a Rollo in the middle, it's something good
  Fish party is laughable
 But I could use a bit of neon green
 G
  Watch your back, 'cause I'ma throw it and make a scene
  We could take a paddle boat, try to do a lap
  Try to see if it'll float when we're piled up
 D
  And I    Am not     Above the love of a Jello shot
  And I couldn't think of any words
  That would finish up this verse
  It's absurd
 So back to you, Mike
 [Bridge]
 G
 Shake your rump , get down, get up
 D
 Eat it like it hurt, like it hurt
 What you doing like word
 [Pre-Chorus]
 G
 Baby can you breathe? It's smells like stanky bratwurst
 But hey the food is free If your appendix don't burst
 D
  That wieners so inviting
 Hey, hey, hey 
 Why the heck we even fighting?
 Hey, hey, hey 
 We used to camp at Brighton
 [Chorus:]
                   G
 That's why I wanted a couch dog
  It's from the sofa
  It's not meat loafa
  It's made from gofa
          D
  It's a hot dog
  It just a wiener
  That lost it's sheener
  And's a little greener
              G
  You hate this hot dog
  It's kinda scary
  It's kinda hairy
  Not kinda VERY
              D
  But it's a hot dog
  It's good to eat it
  You just can't beat it
  Go ahead get at meat
 [Outro]
 G
 Everybody get up
 Everybody get up
           D
 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey

[Verse 1]
 D
 Waking up to neck pain from sleeping in tents
 Bm7
 Even hanging out with folks who voted Trump/Pence
 Gadd9   
 It’s hard
 D
  Yesterday was too hot, today is too damp
      Bm7
  It's funny how things never change in this Codd Camp
    Gadd9        A
  So far from the bars
 [Pre-Chorus]
 Em7                      A
  And it's all about the simple things
                   D              A/C#        Bm7
 Like glowstick wars and neon green and red cups around
 Em7              A
  And all the many songs to sing
                       D                   D/C#     Bm7
  From when we were the children playing at every campground
                           G
  And now I'm back with you now
 [Chorus]
        Bm7
  If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
       Gadd9
 Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
 D
 Over and over with friends and fam
 Bm   A        D     Gadd9
 Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
 Bm7  A D
 Mmm-mm-mm
 
 [Verse 2]
   D
  Each football game we play will end in a tie
        Bm
  And if the coals are too hot you'll burn your pizza pie
      Gadd9   
 It’s so hard
    A
 So hard
 
 [Pre-Chorus]
 Em7                      A
  And it's all about the stranger things
                   D              D/C#        Bm7
 Like ranger traps and Ranger Pats and mannequins we found
 Em7              A
  And all the many songs to sing
                       D                   D/C#     Bm7
  From when we were the children playing at every campground
                           Gadd9
  And now I'm back with you now
 [Chorus]
        Bm7
  If the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
       Gadd9
 Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
 D
 Over and over with friends and fam
 Bm   A         D     Gadd9
  Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
     D
  You still call it rustic with your new microwave
      Bm7
 And the DNR comes from a far they say to behave
 Gadd9
 Over and over the only truth 
 Bm7   A       D     Gadd9
 Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam 
 Bm7  A D
 Mmm-mm-mm
 
 [Bridge]
 Bm7                     D/C#
  And the stars in the sky
                   D
  They make me ask why
                    Gadd9
  I'd ever leave here
 [Chorus]
        Bm7
  Cause if the whole world was burning I'd still camp with you
       Gadd9
 Drive highways and byways to drink the night through
 D
 Over and over with friends and fam
 Bm7   A        D     Gadd9
  Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
     D
  You still call it rustic with your satellite dish
      Bm7 
  And seriously whats with this obsession with fish?
 [Outro]
 Gadd9
 Over and over with friends and fam
 Bm7  A        D     Gadd9
 Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
 Bm7  A D
 Mmm-mm-mm
 Bm7  A        D     Gadd9
 Sing Oh Wah Tygoo Siam
 Bm7  A D
 Mmm-mm-mm

[Verse 1]
  Em                               A
  This fire ain't ice cold  It's a campfire that's hot y'kno
  Em                  
  This one's for them good Codds 
        A
  Them bad Codds Straight family  
  Em
  Pining Whining   
  A
 Campin away from the city
       Em
  Got tent poles with rusty holes 
         A
  And some weather That's so pretty  
  [Pre-Chorus]
  Em
 I'm too Codd, Codd Damn 
  A
  Call the ranger to the fire man 
  Em
  I'm too Codd, Codd Damn 
  A
  Heard that Lee Scherwitz just retired man 
  Em
  I'm too Codd, Codd Damn 
  A
  Say breakfast shots and you know where I am 
  Em
  I'm too Codd, Codd Damn 
       A
  And the red cups fill with that honey 
  Break it down
  [Chorus]
  Em
 Family singing hallelujah 
  Em
  Paddle boats sinkin hallelujah 
  Em
  What were we thinking hallelujah  
  G
  Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you 
  G
  Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you 
  G
  Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you 
  A
  Saturday night and we gonna jam  
  Em                               A Em  A
  Don't believe just camp Come on!  
  Em A Em  A
           Don't believe just camp  
  Em
  Don't believe just camp  
  Em
  Don't believe just camp  
  Em
  Don't believe just camp  
  Em
  Don't believe just camp  
  Hey, hey, hey, oh!
  [Verse 2]
  Em
  Stop
  Wait a minute
  A
  Sing that song with titanic in it 
 Duck duck goose,
  Em
     I saw a bear
  A
  Volleyball, grab a chair!  
           Em                A
  Ride to Brighton, Waterloo Laingsburg Michiganny  
        Em              
  If we show up, We might get kicked out 
  A
  Cause we got jello shots  and boozed up rice krispies  
  [Pre-Chorus 2]
  Em
 I'm too Codd, Codd Damn 
  A
  Call the ranger to the fire man 
  Em
 I'm too Codd, Codd Damn 
  A
  Heard that Lee Scherwitz just retired man 
  Em
 I'm too Codd, Codd Damn 
  A
  Say breakfast shots and you know where 
  Em
 I'm too Codd, Codd Damn 
       A
  And the red cups fill with that honey 
  Break it down
  [Chorus]
  Em
  Glowstick wars hallelujah 
  Em
  Shooting stars hallelujah 
  Em
  Moonshine jars hallelujah 
  G
  Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you 
  G
  Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you 
  G
  Cause Codd Camp Funk gon give it to you 
  A
  Saturday night and we gonna jam  
  Em A Em  A
            Don't believe just camp Come on!  
  Em A Em  A
           Don't believe just camp  
 Em
 Don't believe just camp  
  Em
 Don't believe just camp  
  Em
 Don't believe just camp  
  Em
 Don't believe just camp  
  Hey, hey, hey, oh!
  [Bridge]
  Em      A         Em
          Before we leave
  A
  I'm a tell y'all a lil' something
  Em                    A
  Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up 
  Em                    A
  Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up 
  Em     Em                      A
  I said Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up 
 
  Em                    A
  Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up 
  Em
 Safety dance, Jump on it 
         A
 If you family then flaunt it 
         Em
 Fingers freaky Then own it 
        A
 Don't brag about, just potluck
    Em
 Safety dance, Jump on it 
         A
 If you family then flaunt it
            Em                 
  Well it's Saturday night and we gonna jam  
  A
  Don't believe just camp  
  Em A Em  A
            Don't believe just camp  
 
  Em A Em  A
            Don't believe just camp    
  [Part-Chorus]
  Em
 Don't believe just camp  
  Em
  Don't believe just camp  
 Em
 Don't believe just camp  
  Em
 Don't believe just camp  
  Hey, hey, hey, oh!
  [Outro]
  Em                    A
  Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up 
  Em                    A
  Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up 
  Em     Em                    A
  I said Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up 
 
  Em                    A
  Codd Camp funk you up Codd Camp funk you up