[Verse]
D
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
G A D
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
D
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
G A D
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
D
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
G A D
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
D
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
G A D
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
[Chorus]
(UnPM)
D
But I would walk 500 miles
G A
G A* *Five Hundred
And I would walk 500 more
D G
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
A D
To fall down at your door
[Verse]
D
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
G A D
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
D
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
G A D
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
D
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
G A D
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
D
And if I grow , well I know I'm gonna be
G A D
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
[Chorus]
D G A
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
[Verse]
D
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
G A D
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
D
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
G A D
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
D
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
G A
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
D
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
G A D Stop strumming
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
*(hit only once for this line)
G A D
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
Ok resume strumming
[Chorus]
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
[Ending]
D
Waterfalls
[Intro]
A E G D
[Verse]
A E
E lonely mother gazing out of her window
G D
Staring at a son that she just can't touch
A E
If at any time he's in a jam, she'll be by his side
G D
But he doesn't realize he hurts her so much
A E
But all the praying just ain't helping at all
G D
'cause he can't seem to keep his self out of trouble
A E
So he goes out and he makes his money the best way he knows how
G D
Another body laying cold in the gutter
Listen to me
[Chorus]
A E
Don't go chasing waterfalls
G
Please stick to the rivers
D
And the lakes that you're used to
A
I know that you're gonna have it your way
E
Or nothing at all
G D
But I think you're moving too fast
[Verse]
A E
Little precious has a natural obsession
G D
For temptation but he just can't see
A E
She gives him loving that his body can't handle
G D
But all he can say is "baby it's good to me"
A E
One day he goes and takes a glimpse in the mirror
G D
But he doesn't recognize his own face
A E
His health is fading and he doesn't know why
G D
3 letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me?
[Chorus]
A E
Don't go chasing waterfalls
G
Please stick to the rivers
D
And the lakes that you're used to
A
I know that you're gonna have it your way
E
Or nothing at all
G D
But I think you're moving too fast
[Chorus]
A E
Don't go chasing waterfalls
G
Please stick to the rivers
D
And the lakes that you're used to
A
I know that you're gonna have it your way
E
Or nothing at all
G D
But I think you're moving too fast
Come on, come on
[Verse]
A
I seen a rainbow yesterday
E
But too many storms have come and gone
G
Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray
Is it because my life is ten shades of gray?
D
I pray all ten fade away
Seldom praise Him for the sunny days
A
And like His promise is true
E
Only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew
G
To bring my life to anew
Clear blue and unconditional skies
D
Have dried the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries
A
My only bleedin' hope
Is for the folk who can't cope
E
With such an endurin' pain
That it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain
G
Who's to blame for tootin' 'caine into your own vein?
D
What a shame you shoot and aim for someone else's brain
A
You claim the insane and name this day in time
E
For fallin' prey to crime
I say the system got you victim to your own mind
G
Dreams are hopeless aspirations
D
In hopes of comin' true believe in yourself the rest is up to me and you
[Chorus]
A E
Don't go chasing waterfalls
G
Please stick to the rivers
D
And the lakes that you're used to
A
I know that you're gonna have it your way
E
Or nothing at all
G D
But I think you're moving too fast
[Chorus]
A E
Don't go chasing waterfalls
G
Please stick to the rivers
D
And the lakes that you're used to
A
I know that you're gonna have it your way
E
Or nothing at all
Inside Out
[Chorus]
E B
I would swallow my pride
F#
I would choke on the rinds
E
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
E B C#
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
(find nothing but faith in nothing)
B F#
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
C#
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
B F# C#
Rendezvous then I'm through with you
F# C# E D
I burn burn like a wicker cabinet chalk white and oh so frail
F# C# B
I see our time had gotten stale
F# C#
The tick tock of the clock is painful
E D
All sane and logical
F# C# B
I want to tear it off the wall
F# C#
I hear words and clips and phrases
E D
I think sick like ginger ale
F# C# D
My stomach turns and I exhale
[Chorus]
E B
I would swallow my pride
F#
I would choke on the rinds
E
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
E B C#
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
(find nothing but faith in nothing)
B F#
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
C#
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
B F# C#
Rendezvous then I'm through with you
F# C#
So cal is where my mind states
E D
but it's not my state of mind
F# C# B
I'm not as ugly sad as you
F# C#
Or am I origami
E D
Folded up and just pretend
F# C# D
demented as the motives in your head
-Chorus-
F#/C# B E B Staccato
F#/C# B E B
I alone am the one you don't know you need take heed feed your ego
F#/C# B E B
Make me blind when your eyes close, sink when you get close, tie me to the
Bed post
F#/C# B E B
I alone am the one you don't know you need you don't know you need me.
F#/C# B E (pause) B
make me Blind when your eyes close, tie me to the bed post
[Chorus]
F# B
I would swallow my pride
E
I would choke on the rinds
B F#
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
F# B E
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
B
Find nothing but faith in nothing
F# B
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
E B
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
F# B E F#
Leaving on a Jet Plane
D G x2
D G
all my bags are packed, i'm ready to go.
D G
i'm standing here out-side your door
D G A
i hate to wake you up to say good-bye.
D G
but the dawn is breaking, it's early morn,
D G
the taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
D G A
al-ready i'm so lonesome i could die.
D G
so kiss me and smile for me
D G
tell me that you'll wait for me
D G A
hold me like you'll never let me go.
D G
i'm leaving on a jet plane
D G D
don't know when i'll be back again
D G A
oh babe i hate to go
D G
there's so many times i've let you down
D G
so many times i've played around
D G A
i tell you now they don't mean a thing
D G
every place i go i'll think of you
D G
every song i sing i'll sing for you
D G A
when i come back i'll bring your wedding ring.
D G
so kiss me and smile for me
D G
tell me that you'll wait for me
D G A
hold me like you'll never let me go.
D G
i'm leaving on a jet plane
D G D
don't know when i'll be back again
D G A
oh babe i hate to go
D G
now the time has come to leave you
D G
one more time let me kiss you
D G A
then close your eyes i'll be on my way
D G
dream about the days to come
D G
when i won't have to leave alone
D G A
a-bout the times i won't have to say.
D G
so kiss me and smile for me
D G
tell me that you'll wait for me
D G A
hold me like you'll never let me go.
D G
i'm leaving on a jet plane
D G D
don't know when i'll be back again
D G A
oh babe i hate to go
I Will Survive
[Intro]
F#7
[Verse]
Bm Em
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
A Dmaj7
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong,
F#sus4 F#
And I grew strong; and I learned how to get along.
Bm Em
But now you're back, from outer space,
A Dmaj7
I just walked in, to find you here, with that sad look upon your face.
Gmaj7
I should have changed that stupid lock,
C#m7b5
I should have made you leave your key,
F#sus4 F#
If I had known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me.
[Chorus]
Bm Em
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
A Dmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
F#sus4 F#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Bm Em
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
A Dmaj7
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
F#sus4 F# Bm
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
Bm Em A Dmaj7 Gmaj7 C#m7b5 F#sus4 F#
[Verse]
Bm Em
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
A Dmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
F#sus4 F#7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Bm Em
And you see me; somebody new,
A Dmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
F#sus4 F#
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
Bm Em
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
A Dmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
F#sus4 F#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Bm Em
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
A Dmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
F#sus4 F# Bm
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Break]
Bm Em
[Chorus]
Bm Em
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
A Dmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
F#sus4 F#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Bm Em
No no, not I; I will sur-vive,
A Dmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
F#sus4 F# Bm
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
Bm Em A Dmaj7 Gmaj7 C#m7b5 F#sus4 F#
[Verse]
Bm Em
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
A Dmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
F#sus4 F#7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Bm Em
And you see me; somebody new,
A Dmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
F#sus4 F#
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
Bm Em
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
A Dmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
F#sus4 F#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Bm Em
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
A Dmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Gmaj7 C#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
F#sus4 F# Bm
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Interlude]
Bm Em A Dmaj7 Gmaj7 C#m7b5 F#sus4 F#
[Chorus]
Bm Em
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
A Dmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more…
(Fade)
If I Had a Million Dollars
[Intro]
D A Gsus2
D A Gsus2
D A Gsus2
D A Gsus2
[Verse]
D A Gsus2 D
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
D A Gsus2 D
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
D A Gsus2 D
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
D A Gsus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
D
ottoman)
D A Gsus2 D
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
D A Gsus2 D
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (D nice Reliant automobile)
D A Gsus2 A
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Gsus2 A D ( D/C# ) Bm Gsus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Gsus2 A D ( D/C# ) Bm Gsus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Gsus2 A D
If I had a million dollars
( D/C# ) Bm Gsus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
A (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
[Break] (Talking part)
D
Like open the fridge and stuff
A
There would already be laid out foods for us
Gsus2 D
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
D A Gsus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
G (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah
[Verse]
D A Gsus2 D
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
D A Gsus2 D
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
D A Gsus2 D
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
D A Gsus2 D
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
D A Gsus2 D
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
D A Gsus2
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
D
bones)
D A Gsus2 A
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Gsus2 A D ( D/C# ) Bm Gsus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Gsus2 A D ( D/C# ) Bm Gsus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Gsus2 A D ( D/C# ) Bm Gsus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
A (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
[Break]
D
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
Gsus2 A
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
D
That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Gsus2 A (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
[Verse]
D A Gsus2 D
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
D A Gsus2 D
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
D A Gsus2 D
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
D A Gsus2 D
Well, I'd buy you some art (D Picasso or a Garfunkel)
D A Gsus2 D
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
D A Gsus2 D
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
D A Gsus2 A
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[Outro]
Gsus2 A D ( D/C# ) Bm Gsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Gsus2 A D ( D/C# ) Bm Gsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Gsus2 A D ( D/C# ) Bm A Gsus2
If I had a million dollars
A (strum once)
I'd be rich
D G A D
Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything
D G
we are the pirates who don't do anything
D A
we just stay at home, and lie around
D G
and if you ask us, to do anything
A D
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
D
well I've never been to Greenland
G
and I've never been to Denver
D A
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
D
and I've never been to Moscow
G
and I've never been to Tampa
D A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
D G
we are the pirates who don't do anything
D A
we just stay at home, and lie around
D G
and if you ask us, to do anything
A D
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
D
and I've never hoist the main sail
G
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
D A
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
D
and I've never walked the gang plank
G
and I've never owned a parrot.
D A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
D G
we are the pirates who don't do anything
D A
we just stay at home, and lie around
D G
and if you ask us, to do anything
A D
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
D
I've never plucked a rooster
G
and I am not too good at ping-pong
D
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
D
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
G
and I've never gotten head lice
D A
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
D
and I've never licked a spark-plug
G
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
D A
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
D
and I've never bathed in yogurt
G
and I don't look good in leggings
D A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Chorus X2
Longest Time
[Chorus]
D A D G
Oh, oh, oh
A D
For the longest time
A D G
Oh, oh, oh
A
For the longest time
D A G A
If you said goodbye to me tonight
D A E A
There would still be music left to write
F# Bm
What else could I do
A7 D D7
I'm so inspired by you
G Em A D
That hasn't happened for the longest time
[Verse]
D A G A
Once I thought my innocence was gone
D A E A
Now I know that happiness goes on
F# Bm
Thats where you found me
A7 D D7
When you put your arms around me
G Em A D
I havent been there for the longest time
[Chorus]
D A D G
Oh, oh, oh
A D
For the longest time
A D G
Oh, oh, oh
A
For the longest
D A G A
Im that voice youre hearing in the hall
D A E A
And the greatest miracle of all
F# Bm
Is how I need you
A7 D D7
And how you needed me too
G Em A D
That hasnt happened for the longest time
[Verse]
A Bm
Maybe this wont last very long
F#7
But you feel so right
D
And I could be wrong
A Bm
Maybe Ive been hoping too hard
E7
But Ive gone this far
A
And its more than I hoped for
D A G A
Who knows how much further well go on
D A E A
Maybe Ill be sorry when youre gone
F# Bm
Ill take my chances
A7 D D7
I forgot how nice romance is
G Em A D
I havent been there for the longest time
A Bm
I had second thoughts at the start
F#7
I said to myself
D
Hold on to your heart
A Bm
Now I know the woman that you are
E7
Youre wonderful so far
A
And its more than I hoped for
D A G A
I dont care what consequence it brings
D A E A
I have been a fool for lesser things
F# Bm
I want you so bad
A7 D D7
I think you ought to know that
G Em A D
I intend to hold you for the longest time
Lean on Me
[Verse]
D G
Sometimes in our lives
D
we all have pain
F#m A
We all have sorrow
D G
But if we are wise
D A D
We know that there's always tomorrow
[Chorus]
D G
Lean on me, when you're not strong
D
And I'll be your friend
F#m A
I'll help you carry on
D G
For it won't be long
D
'Til I'm gonna need
A D
Somebody to lean on
[Verse]
D G
Please swallow your pride
D
If I have things
F#m A
you need to borrow
D G
For no one can fill
D
those of your needs
A D
That you don't let show
[Bridge]
D A D
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
D A D
We all need somebody to lean on
D A D
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
D A D
We all need somebody to lean on
[Chorus]
D G
Lean on me, when you're not strong
D
And I'll be your friend
F#m A
I'll help you carry on
D G
For it won't be long
D
'Til I'm gonna need
A D
Somebody to lean on
[Bridge]
D A D
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
D A D
We all need somebody to lean on
D A D
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
D A D
We all need somebody to lean on
[Verse]
D G
If there is a load
D
you have to bear
F#m A
That you can't carry
D G
I'm right up the road
D
I'll share your load
A D
If you just call me (call me)
[Chorus]
D G
Lean on me, when you're not strong
D
And I'll be your friend
F#m A
I'll help you carry on
D G
For it won't be long
D
'Til I'm gonna need
A D
Somebody to lean on
Jumper
[Chorus]
Gmaj7 D A
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Gmaj7 D A
You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin in, A-and
Gmaj7 D A
if you do not want to see me again
A Gmaj7 D A
I will Under-sta---i-a---i-and
A Gmaj7 D A
I will under-sta---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
Bm
The angry boy, a bit too insane,
D
icing over a secret pain,
A
You know you don't belong.
Bm
You're the first to fight, you're way to loud,
D
You're the flash of light, on a burial shroud
A
I know something's wrong
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm Esus2 D
Cuz everyone I know has got a reason, to say,
put the past away.
[Chorus]
Gmaj7 D A
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Gmaj7 D A
You could cut ties with all the lies, that you've been livin in, a-and
Gmaj7 D A
if you do not want to see me again,
A Gmaj7 D A
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
A Gmaj7 D A
I would under-sta-a-a---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
Bm
Well he's on the table and he's gone ta code,
D
And I do not think an one know what they are,
A
doing here-er
Bm
And your friends have left, you've been dismissed,
D
I never thought it would come to this, and I,
A
I want you to know-o
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm Esus2
Everyone's got to face down the demons, maybe today,
D
we can put the past away.
[Chorus]
Gmaj7 D A
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Gmaj7 D A
you could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin, a-and
Gmaj7 D A
if you do not want to see me again,
[Outro]
A Gmaj7 D A
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
A Gmaj7 D A
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
A Gmaj7 D A
I would under-sta---i-a---i-a-and