[Verse]
C
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
F G C
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
C
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
F G C
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
C
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
F G C
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
C
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
F G C
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
[Chorus]
(UnPM)
C
But I would walk 500 miles
F G
F G* *Five Hundred
And I would walk 500 more
C F
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
G C
To fall down at your door
[Verse]
C
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
F G C
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
C
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
F G C
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
C
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
F G C
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
C
And if I grow , well I know I'm gonna be
F G C
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
[Chorus]
C F G
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
[Verse]
C
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
F G C
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
C
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
F G C
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
C
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
F G
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
C
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
F G C Stop strumming
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
*(hit only once for this line)
F G C
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
Ok resume strumming
[Chorus]
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
[Ending]
C
Waterfalls
[Intro]
G D F C
[Verse]
G D
D lonely mother gazing out of her window
F C
Staring at a son that she just can't touch
G D
If at any time he's in a jam, she'll be by his side
F C
But he doesn't realize he hurts her so much
G D
But all the praying just ain't helping at all
F C
'cause he can't seem to keep his self out of trouble
G D
So he goes out and he makes his money the best way he knows how
F C
Another body laying cold in the gutter
Listen to me
[Chorus]
G D
Don't go chasing waterfalls
F
Please stick to the rivers
C
And the lakes that you're used to
G
I know that you're gonna have it your way
D
Or nothing at all
F C
But I think you're moving too fast
[Verse]
G D
Little precious has a natural obsession
F C
For temptation but he just can't see
G D
She gives him loving that his body can't handle
F C
But all he can say is "baby it's good to me"
G D
One day he goes and takes a glimpse in the mirror
F C
But he doesn't recognize his own face
G D
His health is fading and he doesn't know why
F C
3 letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me?
[Chorus]
G D
Don't go chasing waterfalls
F
Please stick to the rivers
C
And the lakes that you're used to
G
I know that you're gonna have it your way
D
Or nothing at all
F C
But I think you're moving too fast
[Chorus]
G D
Don't go chasing waterfalls
F
Please stick to the rivers
C
And the lakes that you're used to
G
I know that you're gonna have it your way
D
Or nothing at all
F C
But I think you're moving too fast
Come on, come on
[Verse]
G
I seen a rainbow yesterday
D
But too many storms have come and gone
F
Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray
Is it because my life is ten shades of gray?
C
I pray all ten fade away
Seldom praise Him for the sunny days
G
And like His promise is true
D
Only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew
F
To bring my life to anew
Clear blue and unconditional skies
C
Have dried the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries
G
My only bleedin' hope
Is for the folk who can't cope
D
With such an endurin' pain
That it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain
F
Who's to blame for tootin' 'caine into your own vein?
C
What a shame you shoot and aim for someone else's brain
G
You claim the insane and name this day in time
D
For fallin' prey to crime
I say the system got you victim to your own mind
F
Dreams are hopeless aspirations
C
In hopes of comin' true believe in yourself the rest is up to me and you
[Chorus]
G D
Don't go chasing waterfalls
F
Please stick to the rivers
C
And the lakes that you're used to
G
I know that you're gonna have it your way
D
Or nothing at all
F C
But I think you're moving too fast
[Chorus]
G D
Don't go chasing waterfalls
F
Please stick to the rivers
C
And the lakes that you're used to
G
I know that you're gonna have it your way
D
Or nothing at all
Inside Out
[Chorus]
D A
I would swallow my pride
E
I would choke on the rinds
D
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
D A B
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
(find nothing but faith in nothing)
A E
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
B
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
A E B
Rendezvous then I'm through with you
E B D C
I burn burn like a wicker cabinet chalk white and oh so frail
E B A
I see our time had gotten stale
E B
The tick tock of the clock is painful
D C
All sane and logical
E B A
I want to tear it off the wall
E B
I hear words and clips and phrases
D C
I think sick like ginger ale
E B C
My stomach turns and I exhale
[Chorus]
D A
I would swallow my pride
E
I would choke on the rinds
D
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
D A B
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
(find nothing but faith in nothing)
A E
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
B
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
A E B
Rendezvous then I'm through with you
E B
So cal is where my mind states
D C
but it's not my state of mind
E B A
I'm not as ugly sad as you
E B
Or am I origami
D C
Folded up and just pretend
E B C
demented as the motives in your head
-Chorus-
E/B A D A Staccato
E/B A D A
I alone am the one you don't know you need take heed feed your ego
E/B A D A
Make me blind when your eyes close, sink when you get close, tie me to the
Bed post
E/B A D A
I alone am the one you don't know you need you don't know you need me.
E/B A D (pause) A
make me Blind when your eyes close, tie me to the bed post
[Chorus]
E A
I would swallow my pride
D
I would choke on the rinds
A E
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
E A D
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
A
Find nothing but faith in nothing
E A
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
D A
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
E A D E
Leaving on a Jet Plane
C F x2
C F
all my bags are packed, i'm ready to go.
C F
i'm standing here out-side your door
C F G
i hate to wake you up to say good-bye.
C F
but the dawn is breaking, it's early morn,
C F
the taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
C F G
al-ready i'm so lonesome i could die.
C F
so kiss me and smile for me
C F
tell me that you'll wait for me
C F G
hold me like you'll never let me go.
C F
i'm leaving on a jet plane
C F C
don't know when i'll be back again
C F G
oh babe i hate to go
C F
there's so many times i've let you down
C F
so many times i've played around
C F G
i tell you now they don't mean a thing
C F
every place i go i'll think of you
C F
every song i sing i'll sing for you
C F G
when i come back i'll bring your wedding ring.
C F
so kiss me and smile for me
C F
tell me that you'll wait for me
C F G
hold me like you'll never let me go.
C F
i'm leaving on a jet plane
C F C
don't know when i'll be back again
C F G
oh babe i hate to go
C F
now the time has come to leave you
C F
one more time let me kiss you
C F G
then close your eyes i'll be on my way
C F
dream about the days to come
C F
when i won't have to leave alone
C F G
a-bout the times i won't have to say.
C F
so kiss me and smile for me
C F
tell me that you'll wait for me
C F G
hold me like you'll never let me go.
C F
i'm leaving on a jet plane
C F C
don't know when i'll be back again
C F G
oh babe i hate to go
I Will Survive
[Intro]
E7
[Verse]
Am Dm
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
G Cmaj7
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong,
Esus4 E
And I grew strong; and I learned how to get along.
Am Dm
But now you're back, from outer space,
G Cmaj7
I just walked in, to find you here, with that sad look upon your face.
Fmaj7
I should have changed that stupid lock,
Bm7b5
I should have made you leave your key,
Esus4 E
If I had known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me.
[Chorus]
Am Dm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
G Cmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Esus4 E
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Am Dm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
G Cmaj7
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Esus4 E Am
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
Am Dm G Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Bm7b5 Esus4 E
[Verse]
Am Dm
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
G Cmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Esus4 E7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Am Dm
And you see me; somebody new,
G Cmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Esus4 E
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
Am Dm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
G Cmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Esus4 E
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Am Dm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
G Cmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Esus4 E Am
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Break]
Am Dm
[Chorus]
Am Dm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
G Cmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Esus4 E
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Am Dm
No no, not I; I will sur-vive,
G Cmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Esus4 E Am
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
Am Dm G Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Bm7b5 Esus4 E
[Verse]
Am Dm
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
G Cmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Esus4 E7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Am Dm
And you see me; somebody new,
G Cmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Esus4 E
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
Am Dm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
G Cmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Esus4 E
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Am Dm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
G Cmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Fmaj7 Bm7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Esus4 E Am
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Interlude]
Am Dm G Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Bm7b5 Esus4 E
[Chorus]
Am Dm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
G Cmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more…
(Fade)
If I Had a Million Dollars
[Intro]
C G Fsus2
C G Fsus2
C G Fsus2
C G Fsus2
[Verse]
C G Fsus2 C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
C G Fsus2 C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
C
ottoman)
C G Fsus2 C
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (C nice Reliant automobile)
C G Fsus2 G
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Fsus2 G C
If I had a million dollars
( C/B ) Am Fsus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
G (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
[Break] (Talking part)
C
Like open the fridge and stuff
G
There would already be laid out foods for us
Fsus2 C
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
C G Fsus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
F (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah
[Verse]
C G Fsus2 C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
C G Fsus2 C
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
C G Fsus2 C
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
C G Fsus2
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
C
bones)
C G Fsus2 G
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
G (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
[Break]
C
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
Fsus2 G
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
C
That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Fsus2 G (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
[Verse]
C G Fsus2 C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
C G Fsus2 C
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you some art (C Picasso or a Garfunkel)
C G Fsus2 C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
C G Fsus2 C
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
C G Fsus2 G
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[Outro]
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am Fsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Fsus2 G C ( C/B ) Am G Fsus2
If I had a million dollars
G (strum once)
I'd be rich
C F G C
Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything
C F
we are the pirates who don't do anything
C G
we just stay at home, and lie around
C F
and if you ask us, to do anything
G C
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
C
well I've never been to Greenland
F
and I've never been to Denver
C G
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
C
and I've never been to Moscow
F
and I've never been to Tampa
C G
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
C F
we are the pirates who don't do anything
C G
we just stay at home, and lie around
C F
and if you ask us, to do anything
G C
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
C
and I've never hoist the main sail
F
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
C G
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
C
and I've never walked the gang plank
F
and I've never owned a parrot.
C G
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
C F
we are the pirates who don't do anything
C G
we just stay at home, and lie around
C F
and if you ask us, to do anything
G C
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
C
I've never plucked a rooster
F
and I am not too good at ping-pong
C
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
C
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
F
and I've never gotten head lice
C G
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
C
and I've never licked a spark-plug
F
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
C G
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
C
and I've never bathed in yogurt
F
and I don't look good in leggings
C G
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Chorus X2
Longest Time
[Chorus]
C G C F
Oh, oh, oh
G C
For the longest time
G C F
Oh, oh, oh
G
For the longest time
C G F G
If you said goodbye to me tonight
C G D G
There would still be music left to write
E Am
What else could I do
G7 C C7
I'm so inspired by you
F Dm G C
That hasn't happened for the longest time
[Verse]
C G F G
Once I thought my innocence was gone
C G D G
Now I know that happiness goes on
E Am
Thats where you found me
G7 C C7
When you put your arms around me
F Dm G C
I havent been there for the longest time
[Chorus]
C G C F
Oh, oh, oh
G C
For the longest time
G C F
Oh, oh, oh
G
For the longest
C G F G
Im that voice youre hearing in the hall
C G D G
And the greatest miracle of all
E Am
Is how I need you
G7 C C7
And how you needed me too
F Dm G C
That hasnt happened for the longest time
[Verse]
G Am
Maybe this wont last very long
E7
But you feel so right
C
And I could be wrong
G Am
Maybe Ive been hoping too hard
D7
But Ive gone this far
G
And its more than I hoped for
C G F G
Who knows how much further well go on
C G D G
Maybe Ill be sorry when youre gone
E Am
Ill take my chances
G7 C C7
I forgot how nice romance is
F Dm G C
I havent been there for the longest time
G Am
I had second thoughts at the start
E7
I said to myself
C
Hold on to your heart
G Am
Now I know the woman that you are
D7
Youre wonderful so far
G
And its more than I hoped for
C G F G
I dont care what consequence it brings
C G D G
I have been a fool for lesser things
E Am
I want you so bad
G7 C C7
I think you ought to know that
F Dm G C
I intend to hold you for the longest time
Lean on Me
[Verse]
C F
Sometimes in our lives
C
we all have pain
Em G
We all have sorrow
C F
But if we are wise
C G C
We know that there's always tomorrow
[Chorus]
C F
Lean on me, when you're not strong
C
And I'll be your friend
Em G
I'll help you carry on
C F
For it won't be long
C
'Til I'm gonna need
G C
Somebody to lean on
[Verse]
C F
Please swallow your pride
C
If I have things
Em G
you need to borrow
C F
For no one can fill
C
those of your needs
G C
That you don't let show
[Bridge]
C G C
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
C G C
We all need somebody to lean on
C G C
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
C G C
We all need somebody to lean on
[Chorus]
C F
Lean on me, when you're not strong
C
And I'll be your friend
Em G
I'll help you carry on
C F
For it won't be long
C
'Til I'm gonna need
G C
Somebody to lean on
[Bridge]
C G C
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
C G C
We all need somebody to lean on
C G C
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
C G C
We all need somebody to lean on
[Verse]
C F
If there is a load
C
you have to bear
Em G
That you can't carry
C F
I'm right up the road
C
I'll share your load
G C
If you just call me (call me)
[Chorus]
C F
Lean on me, when you're not strong
C
And I'll be your friend
Em G
I'll help you carry on
C F
For it won't be long
C
'Til I'm gonna need
G C
Somebody to lean on
Jumper
[Chorus]
Fmaj7 C G
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Fmaj7 C G
You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin in, A-and
Fmaj7 C G
if you do not want to see me again
G Fmaj7 C G
I will Under-sta---i-a---i-and
G Fmaj7 C G
I will under-sta---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
Am
The angry boy, a bit too insane,
C
icing over a secret pain,
G
You know you don't belong.
Am
You're the first to fight, you're way to loud,
C
You're the flash of light, on a burial shroud
G
I know something's wrong
[Pre-Chorus]
Am Dsus2 C
Cuz everyone I know has got a reason, to say,
put the past away.
[Chorus]
Fmaj7 C G
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Fmaj7 C G
You could cut ties with all the lies, that you've been livin in, a-and
Fmaj7 C G
if you do not want to see me again,
G Fmaj7 C G
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
G Fmaj7 C G
I would under-sta-a-a---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
Am
Well he's on the table and he's gone ta code,
C
And I do not think an one know what they are,
G
doing here-er
Am
And your friends have left, you've been dismissed,
C
I never thought it would come to this, and I,
G
I want you to know-o
[Pre-Chorus]
Am Dsus2
Everyone's got to face down the demons, maybe today,
C
we can put the past away.
[Chorus]
Fmaj7 C G
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Fmaj7 C G
you could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin, a-and
Fmaj7 C G
if you do not want to see me again,
[Outro]
G Fmaj7 C G
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G Fmaj7 C G
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G Fmaj7 C G
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