[Verse]
F
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
Bb C F
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
F
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
Bb C F
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
F
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
Bb C F
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
F
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
Bb C F
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
[Chorus]
(UnPM)
F
But I would walk 500 miles
Bb C
Bb C* *Five Hundred
And I would walk 500 more
F Bb
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
C F
To fall down at your door
[Verse]
F
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
Bb C F
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
F
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
Bb C F
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
F
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
Bb C F
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
F
And if I grow , well I know I'm gonna be
Bb C F
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
[Chorus]
F Bb C
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
[Verse]
F
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
Bb C F
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
F
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
Bb C F
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
F
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
Bb C
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
F
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
Bb C F Stop strumming
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
*(hit only once for this line)
Bb C F
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
Ok resume strumming
[Chorus]
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
[Ending]
F
Waterfalls
[Intro]
C G Bb F
[Verse]
C G
G lonely mother gazing out of her window
Bb F
Staring at a son that she just can't touch
C G
If at any time he's in a jam, she'll be by his side
Bb F
But he doesn't realize he hurts her so much
C G
But all the praying just ain't helping at all
Bb F
'cause he can't seem to keep his self out of trouble
C G
So he goes out and he makes his money the best way he knows how
Bb F
Another body laying cold in the gutter
Listen to me
[Chorus]
C G
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Bb
Please stick to the rivers
F
And the lakes that you're used to
C
I know that you're gonna have it your way
G
Or nothing at all
Bb F
But I think you're moving too fast
[Verse]
C G
Little precious has a natural obsession
Bb F
For temptation but he just can't see
C G
She gives him loving that his body can't handle
Bb F
But all he can say is "baby it's good to me"
C G
One day he goes and takes a glimpse in the mirror
Bb F
But he doesn't recognize his own face
C G
His health is fading and he doesn't know why
Bb F
3 letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me?
[Chorus]
C G
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Bb
Please stick to the rivers
F
And the lakes that you're used to
C
I know that you're gonna have it your way
G
Or nothing at all
Bb F
But I think you're moving too fast
[Chorus]
C G
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Bb
Please stick to the rivers
F
And the lakes that you're used to
C
I know that you're gonna have it your way
G
Or nothing at all
Bb F
But I think you're moving too fast
Come on, come on
[Verse]
C
I seen a rainbow yesterday
G
But too many storms have come and gone
Bb
Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray
Is it because my life is ten shades of gray?
F
I pray all ten fade away
Seldom praise Him for the sunny days
C
And like His promise is true
G
Only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew
Bb
To bring my life to anew
Clear blue and unconditional skies
F
Have dried the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries
C
My only bleedin' hope
Is for the folk who can't cope
G
With such an endurin' pain
That it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain
Bb
Who's to blame for tootin' 'caine into your own vein?
F
What a shame you shoot and aim for someone else's brain
C
You claim the insane and name this day in time
G
For fallin' prey to crime
I say the system got you victim to your own mind
Bb
Dreams are hopeless aspirations
F
In hopes of comin' true believe in yourself the rest is up to me and you
[Chorus]
C G
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Bb
Please stick to the rivers
F
And the lakes that you're used to
C
I know that you're gonna have it your way
G
Or nothing at all
Bb F
But I think you're moving too fast
[Chorus]
C G
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Bb
Please stick to the rivers
F
And the lakes that you're used to
C
I know that you're gonna have it your way
G
Or nothing at all
Inside Out
[Chorus]
G D
I would swallow my pride
A
I would choke on the rinds
G
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
G D E
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
(find nothing but faith in nothing)
D A
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
E
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
D A E
Rendezvous then I'm through with you
A E G F
I burn burn like a wicker cabinet chalk white and oh so frail
A E D
I see our time had gotten stale
A E
The tick tock of the clock is painful
G F
All sane and logical
A E D
I want to tear it off the wall
A E
I hear words and clips and phrases
G F
I think sick like ginger ale
A E F
My stomach turns and I exhale
[Chorus]
G D
I would swallow my pride
A
I would choke on the rinds
G
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
G D E
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
(find nothing but faith in nothing)
D A
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
E
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
D A E
Rendezvous then I'm through with you
A E
So cal is where my mind states
G F
but it's not my state of mind
A E D
I'm not as ugly sad as you
A E
Or am I origami
G F
Folded up and just pretend
A E F
demented as the motives in your head
-Chorus-
A/E D G D Staccato
A/E D G D
I alone am the one you don't know you need take heed feed your ego
A/E D G D
Make me blind when your eyes close, sink when you get close, tie me to the
Bed post
A/E D G D
I alone am the one you don't know you need you don't know you need me.
A/E D G (pause) D
make me Blind when your eyes close, tie me to the bed post
[Chorus]
A D
I would swallow my pride
G
I would choke on the rinds
D A
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
A D G
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
D
Find nothing but faith in nothing
A D
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
G D
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
A D G A
Leaving on a Jet Plane
F Bb x2
F Bb
all my bags are packed, i'm ready to go.
F Bb
i'm standing here out-side your door
F Bb C
i hate to wake you up to say good-bye.
F Bb
but the dawn is breaking, it's early morn,
F Bb
the taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
F Bb C
al-ready i'm so lonesome i could die.
F Bb
so kiss me and smile for me
F Bb
tell me that you'll wait for me
F Bb C
hold me like you'll never let me go.
F Bb
i'm leaving on a jet plane
F Bb F
don't know when i'll be back again
F Bb C
oh babe i hate to go
F Bb
there's so many times i've let you down
F Bb
so many times i've played around
F Bb C
i tell you now they don't mean a thing
F Bb
every place i go i'll think of you
F Bb
every song i sing i'll sing for you
F Bb C
when i come back i'll bring your wedding ring.
F Bb
so kiss me and smile for me
F Bb
tell me that you'll wait for me
F Bb C
hold me like you'll never let me go.
F Bb
i'm leaving on a jet plane
F Bb F
don't know when i'll be back again
F Bb C
oh babe i hate to go
F Bb
now the time has come to leave you
F Bb
one more time let me kiss you
F Bb C
then close your eyes i'll be on my way
F Bb
dream about the days to come
F Bb
when i won't have to leave alone
F Bb C
a-bout the times i won't have to say.
F Bb
so kiss me and smile for me
F Bb
tell me that you'll wait for me
F Bb C
hold me like you'll never let me go.
F Bb
i'm leaving on a jet plane
F Bb F
don't know when i'll be back again
F Bb C
oh babe i hate to go
I Will Survive
[Intro]
A7
[Verse]
Dm Gm
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
C Fmaj7
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong,
Asus4 A
And I grew strong; and I learned how to get along.
Dm Gm
But now you're back, from outer space,
C Fmaj7
I just walked in, to find you here, with that sad look upon your face.
Bbmaj7
I should have changed that stupid lock,
Em7b5
I should have made you leave your key,
Asus4 A
If I had known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me.
[Chorus]
Dm Gm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
C Fmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Asus4 A
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Dm Gm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
C Fmaj7
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Asus4 A Dm
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
Dm Gm C Fmaj7 Bbmaj7 Em7b5 Asus4 A
[Verse]
Dm Gm
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
C Fmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Asus4 A7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Dm Gm
And you see me; somebody new,
C Fmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Asus4 A
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
Dm Gm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
C Fmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Asus4 A
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Dm Gm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
C Fmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Asus4 A Dm
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Break]
Dm Gm
[Chorus]
Dm Gm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
C Fmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Asus4 A
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Dm Gm
No no, not I; I will sur-vive,
C Fmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Asus4 A Dm
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
Dm Gm C Fmaj7 Bbmaj7 Em7b5 Asus4 A
[Verse]
Dm Gm
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
C Fmaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
Asus4 A7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
Dm Gm
And you see me; somebody new,
C Fmaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
Asus4 A
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
Dm Gm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
C Fmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
Asus4 A
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
Dm Gm
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
C Fmaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Bbmaj7 Em7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
Asus4 A Dm
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Interlude]
Dm Gm C Fmaj7 Bbmaj7 Em7b5 Asus4 A
[Chorus]
Dm Gm
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
C Fmaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more…
(Fade)
If I Had a Million Dollars
[Intro]
F C Bbsus2
F C Bbsus2
F C Bbsus2
F C Bbsus2
[Verse]
F C Bbsus2 F
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
F C Bbsus2 F
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
F
ottoman)
F C Bbsus2 F
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (F nice Reliant automobile)
F C Bbsus2 C
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Bbsus2 C F
If I had a million dollars
( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
C (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
[Break] (Talking part)
F
Like open the fridge and stuff
C
There would already be laid out foods for us
Bbsus2 F
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
F C Bbsus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Bb (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah
[Verse]
F C Bbsus2 F
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
F C Bbsus2 F
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
F C Bbsus2 F
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
F
bones)
F C Bbsus2 C
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
C (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
[Break]
F
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
Bbsus2 C
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
F
That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Bbsus2 C (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
[Verse]
F C Bbsus2 F
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
F C Bbsus2 F
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you some art (F Picasso or a Garfunkel)
F C Bbsus2 F
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
F C Bbsus2 F
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
F C Bbsus2 C
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[Outro]
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Bbsus2 C F ( F/E ) Dm C Bbsus2
If I had a million dollars
C (strum once)
I'd be rich
F Bb C F
Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything
F Bb
we are the pirates who don't do anything
F C
we just stay at home, and lie around
F Bb
and if you ask us, to do anything
C F
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
F
well I've never been to Greenland
Bb
and I've never been to Denver
F C
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
F
and I've never been to Moscow
Bb
and I've never been to Tampa
F C
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
F Bb
we are the pirates who don't do anything
F C
we just stay at home, and lie around
F Bb
and if you ask us, to do anything
C F
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
F
and I've never hoist the main sail
Bb
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
F C
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
F
and I've never walked the gang plank
Bb
and I've never owned a parrot.
F C
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
F Bb
we are the pirates who don't do anything
F C
we just stay at home, and lie around
F Bb
and if you ask us, to do anything
C F
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
F
I've never plucked a rooster
Bb
and I am not too good at ping-pong
F
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
F
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
Bb
and I've never gotten head lice
F C
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
F
and I've never licked a spark-plug
Bb
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
F C
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
F
and I've never bathed in yogurt
Bb
and I don't look good in leggings
F C
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Chorus X2
Longest Time
[Chorus]
F C F Bb
Oh, oh, oh
C F
For the longest time
C F Bb
Oh, oh, oh
C
For the longest time
F C Bb C
If you said goodbye to me tonight
F C G C
There would still be music left to write
A Dm
What else could I do
C7 F F7
I'm so inspired by you
Bb Gm C F
That hasn't happened for the longest time
[Verse]
F C Bb C
Once I thought my innocence was gone
F C G C
Now I know that happiness goes on
A Dm
Thats where you found me
C7 F F7
When you put your arms around me
Bb Gm C F
I havent been there for the longest time
[Chorus]
F C F Bb
Oh, oh, oh
C F
For the longest time
C F Bb
Oh, oh, oh
C
For the longest
F C Bb C
Im that voice youre hearing in the hall
F C G C
And the greatest miracle of all
A Dm
Is how I need you
C7 F F7
And how you needed me too
Bb Gm C F
That hasnt happened for the longest time
[Verse]
C Dm
Maybe this wont last very long
A7
But you feel so right
F
And I could be wrong
C Dm
Maybe Ive been hoping too hard
G7
But Ive gone this far
C
And its more than I hoped for
F C Bb C
Who knows how much further well go on
F C G C
Maybe Ill be sorry when youre gone
A Dm
Ill take my chances
C7 F F7
I forgot how nice romance is
Bb Gm C F
I havent been there for the longest time
C Dm
I had second thoughts at the start
A7
I said to myself
F
Hold on to your heart
C Dm
Now I know the woman that you are
G7
Youre wonderful so far
C
And its more than I hoped for
F C Bb C
I dont care what consequence it brings
F C G C
I have been a fool for lesser things
A Dm
I want you so bad
C7 F F7
I think you ought to know that
Bb Gm C F
I intend to hold you for the longest time
Lean on Me
[Verse]
F Bb
Sometimes in our lives
F
we all have pain
Am C
We all have sorrow
F Bb
But if we are wise
F C F
We know that there's always tomorrow
[Chorus]
F Bb
Lean on me, when you're not strong
F
And I'll be your friend
Am C
I'll help you carry on
F Bb
For it won't be long
F
'Til I'm gonna need
C F
Somebody to lean on
[Verse]
F Bb
Please swallow your pride
F
If I have things
Am C
you need to borrow
F Bb
For no one can fill
F
those of your needs
C F
That you don't let show
[Bridge]
F C F
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
F C F
We all need somebody to lean on
F C F
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
F C F
We all need somebody to lean on
[Chorus]
F Bb
Lean on me, when you're not strong
F
And I'll be your friend
Am C
I'll help you carry on
F Bb
For it won't be long
F
'Til I'm gonna need
C F
Somebody to lean on
[Bridge]
F C F
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
F C F
We all need somebody to lean on
F C F
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
F C F
We all need somebody to lean on
[Verse]
F Bb
If there is a load
F
you have to bear
Am C
That you can't carry
F Bb
I'm right up the road
F
I'll share your load
C F
If you just call me (call me)
[Chorus]
F Bb
Lean on me, when you're not strong
F
And I'll be your friend
Am C
I'll help you carry on
F Bb
For it won't be long
F
'Til I'm gonna need
C F
Somebody to lean on
Jumper
[Chorus]
Bbmaj7 F C
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Bbmaj7 F C
You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin in, A-and
Bbmaj7 F C
if you do not want to see me again
C Bbmaj7 F C
I will Under-sta---i-a---i-and
C Bbmaj7 F C
I will under-sta---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
Dm
The angry boy, a bit too insane,
F
icing over a secret pain,
C
You know you don't belong.
Dm
You're the first to fight, you're way to loud,
F
You're the flash of light, on a burial shroud
C
I know something's wrong
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm Gsus2 F
Cuz everyone I know has got a reason, to say,
put the past away.
[Chorus]
Bbmaj7 F C
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Bbmaj7 F C
You could cut ties with all the lies, that you've been livin in, a-and
Bbmaj7 F C
if you do not want to see me again,
C Bbmaj7 F C
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
C Bbmaj7 F C
I would under-sta-a-a---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
Dm
Well he's on the table and he's gone ta code,
F
And I do not think an one know what they are,
C
doing here-er
Dm
And your friends have left, you've been dismissed,
F
I never thought it would come to this, and I,
C
I want you to know-o
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm Gsus2
Everyone's got to face down the demons, maybe today,
F
we can put the past away.
[Chorus]
Bbmaj7 F C
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Bbmaj7 F C
you could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin, a-and
Bbmaj7 F C
if you do not want to see me again,
[Outro]
C Bbmaj7 F C
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
C Bbmaj7 F C
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
C Bbmaj7 F C
I would under-sta---i-a---i-a-and