[Verse]
E
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
A B E
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
E
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
A B E
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
E
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
A B E
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
E
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
A B E
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
[Chorus]
(UnPM)
E
But I would walk 500 miles
A B
A B* *Five Hundred
And I would walk 500 more
E A
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
B E
To fall down at your door
[Verse]
E
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
A B E
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
E
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
A B E
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
E
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
A B E
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
E
And if I grow , well I know I'm gonna be
A B E
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
[Chorus]
E A B
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
[Verse]
E
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
A B E
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
E
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
A B E
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
E
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
A B
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
E
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
A B E Stop strumming
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
*(hit only once for this line)
A B E
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
Ok resume strumming
[Chorus]
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la (fa la la)
fa la la (fa la la)
[Ending]
E
Waterfalls
[Intro]
B F# A E
[Verse]
B F#
F# lonely mother gazing out of her window
A E
Staring at a son that she just can't touch
B F#
If at any time he's in a jam, she'll be by his side
A E
But he doesn't realize he hurts her so much
B F#
But all the praying just ain't helping at all
A E
'cause he can't seem to keep his self out of trouble
B F#
So he goes out and he makes his money the best way he knows how
A E
Another body laying cold in the gutter
Listen to me
[Chorus]
B F#
Don't go chasing waterfalls
A
Please stick to the rivers
E
And the lakes that you're used to
B
I know that you're gonna have it your way
F#
Or nothing at all
A E
But I think you're moving too fast
[Verse]
B F#
Little precious has a natural obsession
A E
For temptation but he just can't see
B F#
She gives him loving that his body can't handle
A E
But all he can say is "baby it's good to me"
B F#
One day he goes and takes a glimpse in the mirror
A E
But he doesn't recognize his own face
B F#
His health is fading and he doesn't know why
A E
3 letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me?
[Chorus]
B F#
Don't go chasing waterfalls
A
Please stick to the rivers
E
And the lakes that you're used to
B
I know that you're gonna have it your way
F#
Or nothing at all
A E
But I think you're moving too fast
[Chorus]
B F#
Don't go chasing waterfalls
A
Please stick to the rivers
E
And the lakes that you're used to
B
I know that you're gonna have it your way
F#
Or nothing at all
A E
But I think you're moving too fast
Come on, come on
[Verse]
B
I seen a rainbow yesterday
F#
But too many storms have come and gone
A
Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray
Is it because my life is ten shades of gray?
E
I pray all ten fade away
Seldom praise Him for the sunny days
B
And like His promise is true
F#
Only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew
A
To bring my life to anew
Clear blue and unconditional skies
E
Have dried the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries
B
My only bleedin' hope
Is for the folk who can't cope
F#
With such an endurin' pain
That it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain
A
Who's to blame for tootin' 'caine into your own vein?
E
What a shame you shoot and aim for someone else's brain
B
You claim the insane and name this day in time
F#
For fallin' prey to crime
I say the system got you victim to your own mind
A
Dreams are hopeless aspirations
E
In hopes of comin' true believe in yourself the rest is up to me and you
[Chorus]
B F#
Don't go chasing waterfalls
A
Please stick to the rivers
E
And the lakes that you're used to
B
I know that you're gonna have it your way
F#
Or nothing at all
A E
But I think you're moving too fast
[Chorus]
B F#
Don't go chasing waterfalls
A
Please stick to the rivers
E
And the lakes that you're used to
B
I know that you're gonna have it your way
F#
Or nothing at all
Inside Out
[Chorus]
F# C#
I would swallow my pride
G#
I would choke on the rinds
F#
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
F# C# D#
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
(find nothing but faith in nothing)
C# G#
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
D#
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
C# G# D#
Rendezvous then I'm through with you
G# D# F# E
I burn burn like a wicker cabinet chalk white and oh so frail
G# D# C#
I see our time had gotten stale
G# D#
The tick tock of the clock is painful
F# E
All sane and logical
G# D# C#
I want to tear it off the wall
G# D#
I hear words and clips and phrases
F# E
I think sick like ginger ale
G# D# E
My stomach turns and I exhale
[Chorus]
F# C#
I would swallow my pride
G#
I would choke on the rinds
F#
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
F# C# D#
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
(find nothing but faith in nothing)
C# G#
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
D#
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
C# G# D#
Rendezvous then I'm through with you
G# D#
So cal is where my mind states
F# E
but it's not my state of mind
G# D# C#
I'm not as ugly sad as you
G# D#
Or am I origami
F# E
Folded up and just pretend
G# D# E
demented as the motives in your head
-Chorus-
G#/D# C# F# C# Staccato
G#/D# C# F# C#
I alone am the one you don't know you need take heed feed your ego
G#/D# C# F# C#
Make me blind when your eyes close, sink when you get close, tie me to the
Bed post
G#/D# C# F# C#
I alone am the one you don't know you need you don't know you need me.
G#/D# C# F# (pause) C#
make me Blind when your eyes close, tie me to the bed post
[Chorus]
G# C#
I would swallow my pride
F#
I would choke on the rinds
C# G#
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
G# C# F#
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
C#
Find nothing but faith in nothing
G# C#
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
F# C#
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
G# C# F# G#
Leaving on a Jet Plane
E A x2
E A
all my bags are packed, i'm ready to go.
E A
i'm standing here out-side your door
E A B
i hate to wake you up to say good-bye.
E A
but the dawn is breaking, it's early morn,
E A
the taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
E A B
al-ready i'm so lonesome i could die.
E A
so kiss me and smile for me
E A
tell me that you'll wait for me
E A B
hold me like you'll never let me go.
E A
i'm leaving on a jet plane
E A E
don't know when i'll be back again
E A B
oh babe i hate to go
E A
there's so many times i've let you down
E A
so many times i've played around
E A B
i tell you now they don't mean a thing
E A
every place i go i'll think of you
E A
every song i sing i'll sing for you
E A B
when i come back i'll bring your wedding ring.
E A
so kiss me and smile for me
E A
tell me that you'll wait for me
E A B
hold me like you'll never let me go.
E A
i'm leaving on a jet plane
E A E
don't know when i'll be back again
E A B
oh babe i hate to go
E A
now the time has come to leave you
E A
one more time let me kiss you
E A B
then close your eyes i'll be on my way
E A
dream about the days to come
E A
when i won't have to leave alone
E A B
a-bout the times i won't have to say.
E A
so kiss me and smile for me
E A
tell me that you'll wait for me
E A B
hold me like you'll never let me go.
E A
i'm leaving on a jet plane
E A E
don't know when i'll be back again
E A B
oh babe i hate to go
I Will Survive
[Intro]
G#7
[Verse]
C#m F#m
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
B Emaj7
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong,
G#sus4 G#
And I grew strong; and I learned how to get along.
C#m F#m
But now you're back, from outer space,
B Emaj7
I just walked in, to find you here, with that sad look upon your face.
Amaj7
I should have changed that stupid lock,
D#m7b5
I should have made you leave your key,
G#sus4 G#
If I had known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me.
[Chorus]
C#m F#m
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
B Emaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
G#sus4 G#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
C#m F#m
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
B Emaj7
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
G#sus4 G# C#m
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
C#m F#m B Emaj7 Amaj7 D#m7b5 G#sus4 G#
[Verse]
C#m F#m
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
B Emaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
G#sus4 G#7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
C#m F#m
And you see me; somebody new,
B Emaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
G#sus4 G#
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
C#m F#m
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
B Emaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
G#sus4 G#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
C#m F#m
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
B Emaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
G#sus4 G# C#m
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Break]
C#m F#m
[Chorus]
C#m F#m
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
B Emaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
G#sus4 G#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
C#m F#m
No no, not I; I will sur-vive,
B Emaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
G#sus4 G# C#m
And I'll sur-vive, I will sur-vive, I will sur-vive…
[Interlude]
C#m F#m B Emaj7 Amaj7 D#m7b5 G#sus4 G#
[Verse]
C#m F#m
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
B Emaj7
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
And I spent oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself,
G#sus4 G#7
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
C#m F#m
And you see me; somebody new,
B Emaj7
I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
And so you felt like dropping in and just ex-pect me to be free,
G#sus4 G#
Well, now I'm saving all my loving, for some-one who's loving me.
[Chorus]
C#m F#m
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
B Emaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye?
G#sus4 G#
Did you think I'd crumble; did you think I'd lay down and die?
C#m F#m
Oh no, not I; I will sur-vive,
B Emaj7
And as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.
Amaj7 D#m7b5
I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give,
G#sus4 G# C#m
And I will survive, I-I-I will sur-vive.
[Interlude]
C#m F#m B Emaj7 Amaj7 D#m7b5 G#sus4 G#
[Chorus]
C#m F#m
Go on now, go; walk out the door;
B Emaj7
Just turn a-round now, 'cos you're not welcome any more…
(Fade)
If I Had a Million Dollars
[Intro]
E B Asus2
E B Asus2
E B Asus2
E B Asus2
[Verse]
E B Asus2 E
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
E B Asus2 E
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
E
ottoman)
E B Asus2 E
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (E nice Reliant automobile)
E B Asus2 B
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Asus2 B E
If I had a million dollars
( E/D# ) C#m Asus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
B (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
[Break] (Talking part)
E
Like open the fridge and stuff
B
There would already be laid out foods for us
Asus2 E
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
E B Asus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
A (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah
[Verse]
E B Asus2 E
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
E B Asus2 E
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
E B Asus2 E
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
E B Asus2
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
E
bones)
E B Asus2 B
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
B (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
[Break]
E
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
Asus2 B
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
E
That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Asus2 B (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
[Verse]
E B Asus2 E
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
E B Asus2 E
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you some art (E Picasso or a Garfunkel)
E B Asus2 E
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
E B Asus2 E
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
E B Asus2 B
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[Outro]
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m Asus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Asus2 B E ( E/D# ) C#m B Asus2
If I had a million dollars
B (strum once)
I'd be rich
E A B E
Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything
E A
we are the pirates who don't do anything
E B
we just stay at home, and lie around
E A
and if you ask us, to do anything
B E
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
E
well I've never been to Greenland
A
and I've never been to Denver
E B
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
E
and I've never been to Moscow
A
and I've never been to Tampa
E B
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
E A
we are the pirates who don't do anything
E B
we just stay at home, and lie around
E A
and if you ask us, to do anything
B E
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
E
and I've never hoist the main sail
A
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
E B
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
E
and I've never walked the gang plank
A
and I've never owned a parrot.
E B
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
E A
we are the pirates who don't do anything
E B
we just stay at home, and lie around
E A
and if you ask us, to do anything
B E
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
E
I've never plucked a rooster
A
and I am not too good at ping-pong
E
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
E
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
A
and I've never gotten head lice
E B
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
E
and I've never licked a spark-plug
A
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
E B
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
E
and I've never bathed in yogurt
A
and I don't look good in leggings
E B
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Chorus X2
Longest Time
[Chorus]
E B E A
Oh, oh, oh
B E
For the longest time
B E A
Oh, oh, oh
B
For the longest time
E B A B
If you said goodbye to me tonight
E B F# B
There would still be music left to write
G# C#m
What else could I do
B7 E E7
I'm so inspired by you
A F#m B E
That hasn't happened for the longest time
[Verse]
E B A B
Once I thought my innocence was gone
E B F# B
Now I know that happiness goes on
G# C#m
Thats where you found me
B7 E E7
When you put your arms around me
A F#m B E
I havent been there for the longest time
[Chorus]
E B E A
Oh, oh, oh
B E
For the longest time
B E A
Oh, oh, oh
B
For the longest
E B A B
Im that voice youre hearing in the hall
E B F# B
And the greatest miracle of all
G# C#m
Is how I need you
B7 E E7
And how you needed me too
A F#m B E
That hasnt happened for the longest time
[Verse]
B C#m
Maybe this wont last very long
G#7
But you feel so right
E
And I could be wrong
B C#m
Maybe Ive been hoping too hard
F#7
But Ive gone this far
B
And its more than I hoped for
E B A B
Who knows how much further well go on
E B F# B
Maybe Ill be sorry when youre gone
G# C#m
Ill take my chances
B7 E E7
I forgot how nice romance is
A F#m B E
I havent been there for the longest time
B C#m
I had second thoughts at the start
G#7
I said to myself
E
Hold on to your heart
B C#m
Now I know the woman that you are
F#7
Youre wonderful so far
B
And its more than I hoped for
E B A B
I dont care what consequence it brings
E B F# B
I have been a fool for lesser things
G# C#m
I want you so bad
B7 E E7
I think you ought to know that
A F#m B E
I intend to hold you for the longest time
Lean on Me
[Verse]
E A
Sometimes in our lives
E
we all have pain
G#m B
We all have sorrow
E A
But if we are wise
E B E
We know that there's always tomorrow
[Chorus]
E A
Lean on me, when you're not strong
E
And I'll be your friend
G#m B
I'll help you carry on
E A
For it won't be long
E
'Til I'm gonna need
B E
Somebody to lean on
[Verse]
E A
Please swallow your pride
E
If I have things
G#m B
you need to borrow
E A
For no one can fill
E
those of your needs
B E
That you don't let show
[Bridge]
E B E
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
E B E
We all need somebody to lean on
E B E
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
E B E
We all need somebody to lean on
[Chorus]
E A
Lean on me, when you're not strong
E
And I'll be your friend
G#m B
I'll help you carry on
E A
For it won't be long
E
'Til I'm gonna need
B E
Somebody to lean on
[Bridge]
E B E
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
E B E
We all need somebody to lean on
E B E
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
E B E
We all need somebody to lean on
[Verse]
E A
If there is a load
E
you have to bear
G#m B
That you can't carry
E A
I'm right up the road
E
I'll share your load
B E
If you just call me (call me)
[Chorus]
E A
Lean on me, when you're not strong
E
And I'll be your friend
G#m B
I'll help you carry on
E A
For it won't be long
E
'Til I'm gonna need
B E
Somebody to lean on
Jumper
[Chorus]
Amaj7 E B
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Amaj7 E B
You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin in, A-and
Amaj7 E B
if you do not want to see me again
B Amaj7 E B
I will Under-sta---i-a---i-and
B Amaj7 E B
I will under-sta---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
C#m
The angry boy, a bit too insane,
E
icing over a secret pain,
B
You know you don't belong.
C#m
You're the first to fight, you're way to loud,
E
You're the flash of light, on a burial shroud
B
I know something's wrong
[Pre-Chorus]
C#m F#sus2 E
Cuz everyone I know has got a reason, to say,
put the past away.
[Chorus]
Amaj7 E B
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Amaj7 E B
You could cut ties with all the lies, that you've been livin in, a-and
Amaj7 E B
if you do not want to see me again,
B Amaj7 E B
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
B Amaj7 E B
I would under-sta-a-a---i-a---i-and
[Verse]
C#m
Well he's on the table and he's gone ta code,
E
And I do not think an one know what they are,
B
doing here-er
C#m
And your friends have left, you've been dismissed,
E
I never thought it would come to this, and I,
B
I want you to know-o
[Pre-Chorus]
C#m F#sus2
Everyone's got to face down the demons, maybe today,
E
we can put the past away.
[Chorus]
Amaj7 E B
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Amaj7 E B
you could cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin, a-and
Amaj7 E B
if you do not want to see me again,
[Outro]
B Amaj7 E B
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
B Amaj7 E B
I would under-sta---i-a---i-and
B Amaj7 E B
I would under-sta---i-a---i-a-and