Seven Old Ladies

-Chorus-

A   D      A            D
Oh Dear, what can the matter be?

A           D          E     
Seven old ladies got locked in the lavatory!

A           D          A           D
They were there from Sunday to Saturday

A        D              E
Nobody knew they were there

Bm
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-Verse 1-

A          D         G        D           A
Well the first old lady, was old Mrs. Humphry

     D        G       D            A
She only went in to make herself comfy

      D                 G         D              A
But when she went to leave she couldn't get her bum free

        D      G             D
Cause nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 2-

A          D         G        D           A
Well the next one in line was old Mrs. Draper

     D        G       D            A
She went in but couldn't find the paper
 D       G    (No Chord)
So she used a  brick layers scraper

       D      G             D
And nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 3-

A          D       G        D           A
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn

     D        G       D          A
She only went in on a personal whim
    D             G    (No Chord)
Somehow she got stuck  between the bowl and the rim

      D      G             D
Cause nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 4-

A          D       G      D      A
Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur

     D        G              D          A
She needed to go, to the washroom she darted

      D       G            (No Chord)
She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)

     D      G             D
And nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 5-

A          D       G        D        A
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Schuster

     D           G        (No Chord)
She sat on the handle and thought someone goosed her

  D          G   (No Chord)
Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"

  D      G             D
Nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 6-

A          D       G        D        A
Well the last old lady was old Mrs. Mason

       D        G     D           A
Well she had to go so she used a basin

       D        G       D              A
That was the water that I washed my face in

 D      G             D
Nobody knew she was there