Seven Old Ladies

-Chorus-

C   F      C            F
Oh Dear, what can the matter be?

C           F          G     
Seven old ladies got locked in the lavatory!

C           F          C           F
They were there from Sunday to Saturday

C        F              G
Nobody knew they were there

Dm
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-Verse 1-

C          F         Bb        F           C
Well the first old lady, was old Mrs. Humphry

     F        Bb       F            C
She only went in to make herself comfy

      F                 Bb         F              C
But when she went to leave she couldn't get her bum free

        F      Bb             F
Cause nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 2-

C          F         Bb        F           C
Well the next one in line was old Mrs. Draper

     F        Bb       F            C
She went in but couldn't find the paper
 F       Bb    (No Chord)
So she used a  brick layers scraper

       F      Bb             F
And nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 3-

C          F       Bb        F           C
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn

     F        Bb       F          C
She only went in on a personal whim
    F             Bb    (No Chord)
Somehow she got stuck  between the bowl and the rim

      F      Bb             F
Cause nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 4-

C          F       Bb      F      C
Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur

     F        Bb              F          C
She needed to go, to the washroom she darted

      F       Bb            (No Chord)
She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)

     F      Bb             F
And nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 5-

C          F       Bb        F        C
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Schuster

     F           Bb        (No Chord)
She sat on the handle and thought someone goosed her

  F          Bb   (No Chord)
Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"

  F      Bb             F
Nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 6-

C          F       Bb        F        C
Well the last old lady was old Mrs. Mason

       F        Bb     F           C
Well she had to go so she used a basin

       F        Bb       F              C
That was the water that I washed my face in

 F      Bb             F
Nobody knew she was there