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Seven Old Ladies

Key of G (default)
Key of F
Key of C
Key of D
Key of E
Key of A

-Chorus-

B   E      B            E
Oh Dear, what can the matter be?

B           E          F#     
Seven old ladies got locked in the lavatory!

B           E          B           E
They were there from Sunday to Saturday

B        E              F#
Nobody knew they were there

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-Verse 1-

B          E         A        E           B
Well the first old lady, was old Mrs. Humphry

     E        A       E            B
She only went in to make herself comfy

      E                 A         E              B
But when she went to leave she couldn't get her bum free

        E      A             E
Cause nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 2-

B          E         A        E           B
Well the next one in line was old Mrs. Draper

     E        A       E            B
She went in but couldn't find the paper
 E       A    (No Chord)
So she used a  brick layers scraper

       E      A             E
And nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 3-

B          E       A        E           B
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn

     E        A       E          B
She only went in on a personal whim
    E             A    (No Chord)
Somehow she got stuck  between the bowl and the rim

      E      A             E
Cause nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 4-

B          E       A      E      B
Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur

     E        A              E          B
She needed to go, to the washroom she darted

      E       A            (No Chord)
She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)

     E      A             E
And nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 5-

B          E       A        E        B
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Schuster

     E           A        (No Chord)
She sat on the handle and thought someone goosed her

  E          A   (No Chord)
Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"

  E      A             E
Nobody knew she was there

-Chorus-

-Verse 6-

B          E       A        E        B
Well the last old lady was old Mrs. Mason

       E        A     E           B
Well she had to go so she used a basin

       E        A       E              B
That was the water that I washed my face in

 E      A             E
Nobody knew she was there