If I Had a Million Dollars

[Intro]
 
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 [Verse]
 
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  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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  I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
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  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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  I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an 
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 ottoman)
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  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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  Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (C nice Reliant automobile)
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  If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
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  If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
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  If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
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  If I had a million dollars  
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  Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
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  You know, we could just go up there and hang out
 
 
 [Break] (Talking part)
 
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 Like open the fridge and stuff
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 There would already be laid out foods for us
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 Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
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 They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
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 Well, can you blame 'em
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 Uh, yeah
 
 
 [Verse]
 
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  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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  Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
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  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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  Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
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  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
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  Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant 
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  bones)
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  And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
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  If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
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  If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
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  If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
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  But we would eat Kraft Dinner
 
 
 [Break]
 
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 Of course we would, we’d just eat more
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 And buy really expensive ketchups with it
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 That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
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 Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
 
 
 [Verse]
 
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  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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  Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
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  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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  Well, I'd buy you some art (C Picasso or a Garfunkel)
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  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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  Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
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  If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
 
 
 [Outro]
 
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  If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
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  If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
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  If I had a million dollars
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  I'd be rich
 
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