If I Had a Million Dollars

[Intro]
 
 E  B  Asus2
 E  B  Asus2
 E  B  Asus2
 E  B  Asus2
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 E     B              Asus2                       E
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 E    B          Asus2                    E
  I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
 E     B              Asus2                       E
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 E            B                   Asus2
  I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an 
 E
 ottoman)
 E         B              Asus2                       E
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 E          B         Asus2                      E
  Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (E nice Reliant automobile)
 E     B              Asus2               B
  If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 Asus2 B              E      ( E/D# )        C#m               Asus2
  If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
 Asus2 B              E        ( E/D# )   C#m                       Asus2
  If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
 Asus2 B              E
  If I had a million dollars  
         ( E/D# )         C#m                            Asus2 (strum once)
  Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
                                          B (strum once)
  You know, we could just go up there and hang out
 
 
 [Break] (Talking part)
 
                             E
 Like open the fridge and stuff
                                 B
 There would already be laid out foods for us
        Asus2                                E 
 Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
 E                      B                                       Asus2
 They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
                    A (strum once)
 Well, can you blame 'em
 N.C.
 Uh, yeah
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 E     B              Asus2                       E
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 E          B                Asus2                              E 
  Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
 E         B              Asus2                       E 
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 E          B                  Asus2                       E 
  Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
 E         B              Asus2                         E 
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
 E          B                        Asus2     
  Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant 
  E
  bones)
 E         B              Asus2               B 
  And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 Asus2 B              E        ( E/D# )   C#m                   Asus2
  If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
 Asus2 B              E        ( E/D# )      C#m                Asus2
  If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
 Asus2 B              E         ( E/D# )   C#m                Asus2(strum once)
  If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
                        B (strum once)
  But we would eat Kraft Dinner
 
 
 [Break]
 
                                      E
 Of course we would, we’d just eat more
            Asus2             B        
 And buy really expensive ketchups with it
                                          E
 That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
        Asus2       B (strum once) 
 Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 E     B              Asus2                       E      
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 E          B                 Asus2                                   E
  Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
 E         B              Asus2                       E
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 E          B            Asus2                  E
  Well, I'd buy you some art (E Picasso or a Garfunkel)
 E     B              Asus2                       E
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 E          B          Asus2                               E
  Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
 E     B              Asus2                 B
  If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
 
 
 [Outro]
 
 Asus2 B              E    ( E/D# ) C#m             Asus2
  If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
 Asus2 B              E    ( E/D# ) C#m             Asus2
  If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
 Asus2 B              E ( E/D# ) C#m  B  Asus2
  If I had a million dollars
 B (strum once) 
  I'd be rich
 
 E   A  B   E