If I Had a Million Dollars

[Intro]
 
 D  A  Gsus2
 D  A  Gsus2
 D  A  Gsus2
 D  A  Gsus2
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 D     A              Gsus2                       D
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 D    A          Gsus2                    D
  I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
 D     A              Gsus2                       D
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 D            A                   Gsus2
  I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an 
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 ottoman)
 D         A              Gsus2                       D
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 D          A         Gsus2                      D
  Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (D nice Reliant automobile)
 D     A              Gsus2               A
  If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 Gsus2 A              D      ( D/C# )        Bm               Gsus2
  If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
 Gsus2 A              D        ( D/C# )   Bm                       Gsus2
  If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
 Gsus2 A              D
  If I had a million dollars  
         ( D/C# )         Bm                            Gsus2 (strum once)
  Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
                                          A (strum once)
  You know, we could just go up there and hang out
 
 
 [Break] (Talking part)
 
                             D
 Like open the fridge and stuff
                                 A
 There would already be laid out foods for us
        Gsus2                                D 
 Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
 D                      A                                       Gsus2
 They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
                    G (strum once)
 Well, can you blame 'em
 N.C.
 Uh, yeah
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 D     A              Gsus2                       D
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 D          A                Gsus2                              D 
  Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
 D         A              Gsus2                       D 
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 D          A                  Gsus2                       D 
  Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
 D         A              Gsus2                         D 
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
 D          A                        Gsus2     
  Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant 
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  bones)
 D         A              Gsus2               A 
  And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 Gsus2 A              D        ( D/C# )   Bm                   Gsus2
  If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
 Gsus2 A              D        ( D/C# )      Bm                Gsus2
  If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
 Gsus2 A              D         ( D/C# )   Bm                Gsus2(strum once)
  If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
                        A (strum once)
  But we would eat Kraft Dinner
 
 
 [Break]
 
                                      D
 Of course we would, we’d just eat more
            Gsus2             A        
 And buy really expensive ketchups with it
                                          D
 That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
        Gsus2       A (strum once) 
 Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 D     A              Gsus2                       D      
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 D          A                 Gsus2                                   D
  Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
 D         A              Gsus2                       D
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 D          A            Gsus2                  D
  Well, I'd buy you some art (D Picasso or a Garfunkel)
 D     A              Gsus2                       D
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 D          A          Gsus2                               D
  Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
 D     A              Gsus2                 A
  If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
 
 
 [Outro]
 
 Gsus2 A              D    ( D/C# ) Bm             Gsus2
  If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
 Gsus2 A              D    ( D/C# ) Bm             Gsus2
  If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
 Gsus2 A              D ( D/C# ) Bm  A  Gsus2
  If I had a million dollars
 A (strum once) 
  I'd be rich
 
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