If I Had a Million Dollars

[Intro]
 
 F  C  Bbsus2
 F  C  Bbsus2
 F  C  Bbsus2
 F  C  Bbsus2
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 F     C              Bbsus2                       F
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 F    C          Bbsus2                    F
  I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
 F     C              Bbsus2                       F
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 F            C                   Bbsus2
  I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an 
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 ottoman)
 F         C              Bbsus2                       F
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 F          C         Bbsus2                      F
  Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (F nice Reliant automobile)
 F     C              Bbsus2               C
  If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 Bbsus2 C              F      ( F/E )        Dm               Bbsus2
  If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
 Bbsus2 C              F        ( F/E )   Dm                       Bbsus2
  If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
 Bbsus2 C              F
  If I had a million dollars  
         ( F/E )         Dm                            Bbsus2 (strum once)
  Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
                                          C (strum once)
  You know, we could just go up there and hang out
 
 
 [Break] (Talking part)
 
                             F
 Like open the fridge and stuff
                                 C
 There would already be laid out foods for us
        Bbsus2                                F 
 Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
 F                      C                                       Bbsus2
 They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
                    Bb (strum once)
 Well, can you blame 'em
 N.C.
 Uh, yeah
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 F     C              Bbsus2                       F
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 F          C                Bbsus2                              F 
  Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
 F         C              Bbsus2                       F 
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 F          C                  Bbsus2                       F 
  Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
 F         C              Bbsus2                         F 
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
 F          C                        Bbsus2     
  Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant 
  F
  bones)
 F         C              Bbsus2               C 
  And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 Bbsus2 C              F        ( F/E )   Dm                   Bbsus2
  If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
 Bbsus2 C              F        ( F/E )      Dm                Bbsus2
  If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
 Bbsus2 C              F         ( F/E )   Dm                Bbsus2(strum once)
  If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
                        C (strum once)
  But we would eat Kraft Dinner
 
 
 [Break]
 
                                      F
 Of course we would, we’d just eat more
            Bbsus2             C        
 And buy really expensive ketchups with it
                                          F
 That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
        Bbsus2       C (strum once) 
 Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
 
 
 [Verse]
 
 F     C              Bbsus2                       F      
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 F          C                 Bbsus2                                   F
  Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
 F         C              Bbsus2                       F
  And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 F          C            Bbsus2                  F
  Well, I'd buy you some art (F Picasso or a Garfunkel)
 F     C              Bbsus2                       F
  If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 F          C          Bbsus2                               F
  Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
 F     C              Bbsus2                 C
  If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
 
 
 [Outro]
 
 Bbsus2 C              F    ( F/E ) Dm             Bbsus2
  If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
 Bbsus2 C              F    ( F/E ) Dm             Bbsus2
  If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
 Bbsus2 C              F ( F/E ) Dm  C  Bbsus2
  If I had a million dollars
 C (strum once) 
  I'd be rich
 
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