Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything

      A                D
we are the pirates who don't do anything
A E
we just stay at home, and lie around
A D
and if you ask us, to do anything
E A
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

A
well I've never been to Greenland
D
and I've never been to Denver
A E
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
A
and I've never been to Moscow
D
and I've never been to Tampa
A E
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

A D
we are the pirates who don't do anything
A E
we just stay at home, and lie around
A D
and if you ask us, to do anything
E A
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

A
and I've never hoist the main sail
D
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
A E
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
A
and I've never walked the gang plank
D
and I've never owned a parrot.
A E
and I've never been to Boston in the fall


A D
we are the pirates who don't do anything
A E
we just stay at home, and lie around
A D
and if you ask us, to do anything
E A
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything


A
I've never plucked a rooster
D
and I am not too good at ping-pong

A
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
A
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
D
and I've never gotten head lice
A E
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

A
and I've never licked a spark-plug
D
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
A E
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
A
and I've never bathed in yogurt
D
and I don't look good in leggings
A E
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

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