F Bb
we are the pirates who don't do anything
F C
we just stay at home, and lie around
F Bb
and if you ask us, to do anything
C F
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
F
well I've never been to Greenland
Bb
and I've never been to Denver
F C
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
F
and I've never been to Moscow
Bb
and I've never been to Tampa
F C
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
F Bb
we are the pirates who don't do anything
F C
we just stay at home, and lie around
F Bb
and if you ask us, to do anything
C F
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
F
and I've never hoist the main sail
Bb
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
F C
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
F
and I've never walked the gang plank
Bb
and I've never owned a parrot.
F C
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
F Bb
we are the pirates who don't do anything
F C
we just stay at home, and lie around
F Bb
and if you ask us, to do anything
C F
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
F
I've never plucked a rooster
Bb
and I am not too good at ping-pong
F
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
F
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
Bb
and I've never gotten head lice
F C
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
F
and I've never licked a spark-plug
Bb
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
F C
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
F
and I've never bathed in yogurt
Bb
and I don't look good in leggings
F C
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Chorus X2
The proper way to eat a cinnamon roll is to just bite into it