Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything

      C                F
 we are the pirates who don't do anything
        C             G
 we just stay at home, and lie around
             C        F
 and if you ask us, to do anything
             G                       C
 we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
 
            C
 well I've never been to Greenland
            F
 and I've never been to Denver
           C                                       G
 and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
            C
 and I've never been to Moscow
            F
 and I've never been to Tampa
            C                           G
 and I've never been to Boston in the fall
 
               C                     F
 we are the pirates who don't do anything
       C             G
 we just stay at home, and lie around
          C           F
 and if you ask us, to do anything
             G                        C
 we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
 
            C
 and I've never hoist the main sail
            F
 and I've never swabbed the poop deck
            C                                                 G
 and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
            C
 and I've never walked the gang plank
            F
 and I've never owned a parrot.
            C                           G
 and I've never been to Boston in the fall
 
 
               C                    F
 we are the pirates who don't do anything
       C          G
 we just stay at home, and lie around
          C            F
 and if you ask us, to do anything
             G                       C
 we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
 
 
        C
 I've never plucked a rooster
           F
 and I am not too good at ping-pong
 
                                                        C
 and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
            C
 and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
            F
 and I've never gotten head lice
              C                          G
 and I have never been to Boston in the fall
 
            C
 and I've never licked a spark-plug
            F
 and I've never sniffed a stink bug
            C                         G
 and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
            C
 and I've never bathed in yogurt
         F
 and I don't look good in leggings
            C                          G
 and I've never been to Boston in the fall
 
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