D G
we are the pirates who don't do anything
D A
we just stay at home, and lie around
D G
and if you ask us, to do anything
A D
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
D
well I've never been to Greenland
G
and I've never been to Denver
D A
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
D
and I've never been to Moscow
G
and I've never been to Tampa
D A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
D G
we are the pirates who don't do anything
D A
we just stay at home, and lie around
D G
and if you ask us, to do anything
A D
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
D
and I've never hoist the main sail
G
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
D A
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
D
and I've never walked the gang plank
G
and I've never owned a parrot.
D A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
D G
we are the pirates who don't do anything
D A
we just stay at home, and lie around
D G
and if you ask us, to do anything
A D
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
D
I've never plucked a rooster
G
and I am not too good at ping-pong
D
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
D
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
G
and I've never gotten head lice
D A
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
D
and I've never licked a spark-plug
G
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
D A
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
D
and I've never bathed in yogurt
G
and I don't look good in leggings
D A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Chorus X2
The proper way to eat a cinnamon roll is to just bite into it